DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

I think you mean newest mod

Nah, he's got about $1000 in cheers and another 50 gifted subs to go before he hits that mark.

Edit: BTW, Phil should be real thankful for those gifted subs. Cause they're the only new ones today. He's currently at 536 subs and would be 10 down from that without the help.

Subs: 17 [17@$4.99, 0@$9.99, 0@$24.99, 10 gifted, 3 Twitch subs (17.65%), 7 total resubs (41.18%), 3 Twitch resubs (17.65%) ]

 

[Dave]

Nah, he's got about $1000 in cheers and another 50 gifted subs to go before he hits that mark.

It's reminds me of a certain religion that manages to constantly REEEEEE. The more money you throw, the more power you get. Dave managed to encapture it well.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Saw theo say he got the ps4pro from someone on twitter? If true just lol I’d love to sell DSP fans my prime Kentucky ocean side real estate

 

[PieceofShet]

15mins ago

EDIT: I actually kinda feel bad for them. I mean the game is not that good, but now this attention they got, its like people laughing at them. Thats why i just watch from the distance.

 

[Destro1986]

15mins ago

EDIT: I actually kinda feel bad for them. I mean the game is not that good, but now this attention they got, its like people laughing at them. Thats why i just watch from the distance.

Well, the first hour was cool, they had fun. The detractors mostly apologized for them being tangled up in the whole thing.

Anyone left TODAY though... were probably the worst of the worst.

 

[Keystone]

I think we found Vidar's doppelganger.

 

[BeanBidan]

Idky but Phil reminds me of Danny Devito in Matilda

 

[BeanBidan]

I think we found Vidar's doppelganger.

Everyone should keep an eye on their kids when he's in the vicinity.

 

[PieceofShet]

15mins ago

EDIT: I actually kinda feel bad for them. I mean the game is not that good, but now this attention they got, its like people laughing at them. Thats why i just watch from the distance.

 

[BeanBidan]

The most they edit in those vids are intros of salt docs or Phil ACKing in slow motion with some salt gifs during his playhroughs other than that it's literally just his stream either full length or shortened because no one wants to see his pre-stream rambling for the most part. He makes himself look bad.

 

[JamFlowMan]

15mins ago

EDIT: I actually kinda feel bad for them. I mean the game is not that good, but now this attention they got, its like people laughing at them. Thats why i just watch from the distance.

This stuff just makes me cringe. This is exactly what they said last night, they can't do anything besides contact Twitch. People did the same thing not too long ago and ran off Kat's ex. What is with this subsection of people who just badger anyone who gets anywhere close to the Dsp black hole?

See now these poor people who just wanted publicity for their game have to deal with fucking Sidella. Nobody deserves that.

 

[Pablo Birmingham]

What is with this subsection of people

Dave is the main attraction, but his a-logs are the real stars.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

It’s funny that sidella hard tervin the most and he’s the only one who doesn’t make constant dave edit videos. But we’re talking about an actual retard here

 

[James Smith]

Thousands of people watched each video Tevin put out, even the next most viewed channels don't come close; I think that's why Tevin is so deeply engrained in the minds and hearts of DSP and his fans. Thousands of people being actual thousands of people as opposed to DSP's definition of thousands which treats the few hundred people who stick around after part 4 of a playthrough like they're 10 people each.

 

[Heckler1]

Thousands of people watched each video Tevin put out, even the next most viewed channels don't come close; I think that's why Tevin is so deeply engrained in the minds and hearts of DSP and his fans. Thousands of people being actual thousands of people as opposed to DSP's definition of thousands which treats the few hundred people who stick around after part 4 of a playthrough like they're 10 people each.

DSP has a habit of magnifying numbers in the same way a fisherman exaggerates a catch's size. While the fisherman's tale is harmless, with Phil it's a symptom of his constant stream of bullshit excuses to prove to himself that he totally isn't a failure/there was nothing he could do.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Dave is the main attraction, but his a-logs are the real stars.

These days Dave is just an ingredient which you can sometimes eat RAW but the real taste comes in a proper meal. Video editors take his "art" (quotation marks) and turn it into a actually digestible ART (no quotation marks and in all capslock).
These people are my real stars as they contribute entertainment and shorten his way too long unedited streams. They transform an unbearable source into a delicious delicacy.

Spoiler

A-logs are more like a behind the scenes attraction. They somehow contribute to the theatrical scene on the main stage, they can be funny to look at but at a certain point it gets frustrating when they yell at each movement and sentence of the main attraction Darksfidell. Sometimes you want to see what the gorilla does without intervention, how will the big hairy ape reach the banana above the gapping rift filled with shame and immorality? You need nobody to tell the zookeeper he has to take away the banana, just so he will have no banana when he ends up in the hole of hilarious attempts. No banana, no attraction. You need no hooligans in the zoo when the zoo works well on his own.

TL;DR
No.

(this was not an attempt to continue the a-logger discussion, we have that everywhere. Just wanna say I really appreciate our video artists)

 

[Clop]

DSP has a habit of magnifying numbers in the same way a fisherman exaggerates a catch's size. While the fisherman's tale is harmless, with Phil it's a symptom of his constant stream of bullshit excuses to prove to himself that he totally isn't a failure/there was nothing he could do.

Be fair, one number he minimizes all the time.

His salary.

 

[Heckler1]

Be fair, one number he minimizes all the time.

His salary.

He makes NO MONEY dood. Never mind the staycations and rampant manchild spending, he has absolutely NO disposable income. It's why it's okay for him to beg and manipulate slow coaches for pennies. We're all just clearly jealous of his pet horse-I mean girlfriend, and his serious adult begging business.

 

[Xenomorph]

Dave is the main attraction, but his a-logs are the real stars.

No, they aren't. Their hate boner for Phil is so large they won't listen to folks telling them to watch from a distance. It's max autism. And they love the attention they get from people who like their antics like you do. It's all whoring from Phils side and theirs.

 

[Drip Feed]

So todays stream should be him essentially shitting on the "dumb devs" that listen to detwactors and more of the detwactors ruining his sponsors, a decent rant that will be uploaded to memology101 i guess.