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clownpiss said:
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we were until you banned every last one of us
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"Mr. Burnell, I don't feel so good..."
 
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Freshtodeath said:
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PedoPhil said:
"A PS4 PRO donation would be nice considering how many problemz my current shitty ps4 has omg dude, so just a heads up if you want to donate one please feel free to do so"
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phils a serious AHDULT running a serious AHDULT BIZNUS.. but can't set aside money to improve his BIZNUS. instead spends it all on tat and gin i mean bills.
again, i'm glad he doesn't have a resturant
because you wouldn't be able to get better cooking equipment because MUH BILLS, PLEASE DONATE TO THE DRINK ENGINE FUND
 
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So does anyone know what his sponsored stream game is? Can’t remember when it was but I hope to god it’s that new SCUM game. My god can you imagine 1 his potato won’t run it well and it’s supposed to be Uber complicated like the skill system and metabolism etc.

Would piss myself watching him try to run that game
 
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DSPGouting said:
So does anyone know what his sponsored stream game is? Can’t remember when it was but I hope to god it’s that new SCUM game. My god can you imagine 1 his potato won’t run it well and it’s supposed to be Uber complicated like the skill system and metabolism etc.

Would piss myself watching him try to run that game
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He already did it. It was a very obscure and crappily made game called Elo Hell. There's a thread on the stream.
 
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Looks like the newest wannabe whale has arrived:

godly_anal gave 10 $4.99 subs (all today)

Guess the dumbass fans still haven't figured out that giving away subs doesn't actually help with growth.
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Oh they don't care about growth; the Pigcult just wants attention due to being neglected speds or in a shit spot in their life. That's why they don't fucking tip or do things that actually fill Pigroach's wallet with all their tard money; they do the subs and cheers (halving it) instead since it gives them that validation that they crave.

They in a way are their own "detractors", but Pigroach don't care since you can bribe him into compliance quite easily so long as you don't hurt his malignant ego or force him to try too much.
 
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Giving DSP money is stupid no matter what. I have been thinking of the reasons why people would do it.

Sidella does it because he literally is retarded and has the mental capacity of a 5 - 10 year old.

Some people legitimately like DSP for some reason and give him a little bit.

Obvious trolls tip because autism.

I don't know why, but I get the feeling that the "whales" who are giving DSP all these gifted subs are doing it to rub it in his face. It's kind of like the guy lighting his cigar with a $100 bill. "I have $2. I could give it directly to you to save your house and pay your bills but I'm going to spend the $2 to give you $1. Ha ha."

The whales obviously have money. With this money, they have a lot of entertainment options. Are they getting entertainment from DSP's actual content, or from burning money in front of a man who claims to really need that money?

I could just be over thinking things.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Are they getting entertainment from DSP's actual content
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Hard to say. Most of the big whales (Swagginz, austmink, lordlamb, infinite, and anonybunny) seem to genuinely like at least most of Phil's stuff. But then there are times where it seems like Phil is more of a dancing monkey to them. Swagginz with this Madden game, for instance--he claimed in chat that he loved the Madden '12 playthrough. You know, the one with the TIHYDP that's just a long hissy fit (moreso than usual)? And Swagginz is loving the current shitfit/shitfest too. So he definitely gets his rocks off to Phil being a pissy bitch.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Giving DSP money is stupid no matter what. I have been thinking of the reasons why people would do it.

Sidella does it because he literally is exceptional and has the mental capacity of a 5 - 10 year old.

Some people legitimately like DSP for some reason and give him a little bit.

Obvious trolls tip because autism.

I don't know why, but I get the feeling that the "whales" who are giving DSP all these gifted subs are doing it to rub it in his face. It's kind of like the guy lighting his cigar with a $100 bill. "I have $2. I could give it directly to you to save your house and pay your bills but I'm going to spend the $2 to give you $1. Ha ha."

The whales obviously have money. With this money, they have a lot of entertainment options. Are they getting entertainment from DSP's actual content, or from burning money in front of a man who claims to really need that money?

I could just be over thinking things.
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Hard to say. Most of the big whales (Swagginz, austmink, lordlamb, infinite, and anonybunny) seem to genuinely like at least most of Phil's stuff. But then there are times where it seems like Phil is more of a dancing monkey to them. Swagginz with this Madden game, for instance--he claimed in chat that he loved the Madden '12 playthrough. You know, the one with the TIHYDP that's just a long hissy fit (moreso than usual)? And Swagginz is loving the current shitfit/shitfest too. So he definitely gets his rocks off to Phil being a pissy bitch.
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@BSV has offered his perspective before. Let's hear it again.

"...I started watching this Youtuber called Phil. At first just at a distance. Where I would laugh at how stupid he was. Because people took his worst bits and compiled them in to funny montages."

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"...What he did was just to play endless ammonuts of games. And it was really antclimactic watching him unfiltered. It was almost boring, but mildly interesting anyways. I could see both his supporters and detractors got a lot of entertainment out of watching him. And I felt a bit sympathetic for him. Because even if you hated him you got some entertainment out of it. It's not like he was doing anything questionable. So I thought as a nice gesture I would support his patreon, and I chose the 20$ tier since I thought it would be funny to ask him a question, and to join in with the fun."

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqdbml
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Did I miss something?

Didn't Phil drop NITW forever ago? I remember Anony wouldnt shut the fuck up about wanting Phil to play it for months.

Did he rage quit Madden?
 
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Did I miss something?

Didn't Phil drop NITW forever ago? I remember Anony wouldnt shut the fuck up about wanting Phil to play it for months.

Did he rage quit Madden?
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Anony gifted over 100 subs just to get Dave to play Night in the Woods. I think he played madden today and he only played that because, you guessed it, someone threw enough money at him to play it in the first place.
 
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