Lolcow Anthos the Crimson Impulse / Anthony Christian Bapst / The Unknown Autobot / TheMagus772 - Troll Hunter

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3 years have passed, CWC still lives on, some lolcows are forgotten, so I think it's safe to say our troll fighter hero has moved on--


oh.

Yep, it seems the election has brought back multiple lolcows back to the spotlight and Anthony Bapst is no exception, so sit back and take a trip down memory lane and see what our troll hunting hero is up to now!

1. Facebook Sperging

http://archive.is/3Ez2g

Anthony Bapst has transformed from a troll hunter to a nazi hunter, willing to fight his cause to fight fascism and nazism. Is that a surprise?
http://archive.is/06hFN

He's also in an open relationship looking for girlfriends, one of them being Mary Jane White.

http://archive.is/P4dp9

Few years have passed, but his "The Unknown Autobot" persona seems to have never changed from his Facebook posts. You might be asking, "What is this 'Toymaker' persona?", well read on because this is just the beginning to this madness.

http://archive.is/d980D

Comparing politics with cartoons:

http://archive.is/ruXWJ

He's also now a fanboy of MovieBob now.
http://archive.is/oObMD

"My main man, MovieBob"

2. YouTube

It seems his YouTube account has changed, he did upload one new YouTube video though:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxBmmeu-ATNijsk8JsTwgsA/videos
http://archive.is/gq8dZ

Check out his badass new YouTube profile pic. Scary.

3. Patreon

Right now he's only gaining $5 per month, proving he's slightly more successful than Homer although not saying much.

https://www.patreon.com/guardiansofwhimsy

4. FurAffinity

Nothing much, but might as well post these here:




Years have passed since then and Anthos not only manages to be part of the Drumpf club, he also gets an even uglier outfit and a paymetons more successful than Homer Beoulve. Could this mean he can still have some milk left in him?

Forgot to mention this part: When PVCC was hacked, someone mentioned Anthos, giving a little backstory on the guy and how TVsBradPitt, a troll that pissed off Anthos, came into existence.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/pvcc-...tizens-forum-leaks.33263/page-12#post-2526454
 
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True lolcows never die, they are only reborn. May this rebirth of Anthos bring us a good harvest to feast on.
If Anthos were to give us a harvest, he best not know. Otherwise, he'll disappear like he did before.

All this said, this man who is only a few months apart from Chris still does well to look like a joke with his outfits. Chris does well in looking more well dressed than Anthos.
 
I can't imagine anyone seeing MovieBob as their "main man."

This is a man truly worthy in calibre of being part of the enlightened and superior future that FuhrerBob wants to create for us, with HIllary Clinton presidencies and moon wheat, where we finally destroy Activision and their gang of Call of Duty playing jocks who perpetrated 9/11 and sent us into the dark ages of GamerGate.
 
So bassically he thinks he's a real larger than life Hero and see's contempory subjects in that narrative.

Since he's a big fan of using other people's humor in place of his own jokes-

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Moviebobs fanbase is practically a lolcow subculture in their own right at this stage.
 
His rant does go a bit further.
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Truly it's because journalist questioned the over-saturation of gray-brown milshooters with the responders being an army of Homers. It's not like this all happened because of angry spergs responding to Quinn having Five Guys and journalist going "gamers are over" with each other. Because surely the Modern Warfare clones were still a big issue in 2014.

Edit: Browsing his tweets, there's at least a couple to share

Ironic, considering how Anthony dresses.
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Don't know if Europe is going down the toilet though the tweet he responds to looks more over Merkel rather than just migrants in parts of Europe.
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Holy shit, I never thought I'd see him back. He's still making that gay ass anime smile shit. >w>

My favorite memory was when he would go to the strip club to give his favorite stripper all of his Wendy's paycheck. Then he got fired for looking at furry porn in the lobby. Had to be a rough paycut for Taylor.
 
Holy shit, I never thought I'd see him back. He's still making that gay ass anime smile shit. >w>

My favorite memory was when he would go to the strip club to give his favorite stripper all of his Wendy's paycheck. Then he got fired for looking at furry porn in the lobby. Had to be a rough paycut for Taylor.
I remember there was a sort of forum for those that went to the stripclub Anthos went to. Don't know if its archived (likely not) but I can remember seeing post calling Anthos out, such as him thirsting over a stripper (one of them asked what Anthos would even provide for her. IIRC, Anthos said he wanted to be a house husband). I hope it's still around but likely it isn't.

Edit: @Alan Pardew provided a link a few pages back, long ago.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/antho...wn-autobot-themagus772.309/page-3#post-196043

Though it's dead, someone back in 2014 saved it on wayback machine.
https://web.archive.org/web/20140726174820/http://twosheds.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=14640

Enjoy bozos.
 
I remember there was a sort of forum for those that went to the stripclub Anthos went to. Don't know if its archived (likely not) but I can remember seeing post calling Anthos out, such as him thirsting over a stripper (one of them asked what Anthos would even provide for her. IIRC, Anthos said he wanted to be a house husband). I hope it's still around but likely it isn't.

Edit: @Alan Pardew provided a link a few pages back, long ago.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/antho...wn-autobot-themagus772.309/page-3#post-196043

Though it's dead, someone back in 2014 saved it on wayback machine.
https://web.archive.org/web/20140726174820/http://twosheds.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=14640

Enjoy bozos.

Holy shit I forgot about that. I'm sorry to say that it's fake, used to type just like that though.

Some of his FA stuff is pretty entertaining and still entirely around, like this exchange over him bitching about not being in a picture one of his e-bitches drew. Their fake kids are making out though, so there's that.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9560908/
 
Ah, one of the first lolcows I remember reading about back in the day. God, the years haven't been kind to him have they.
Anthos mentioned Chris being a few months older (February for Chris, November for Anthony). Now compare the two in their clothing. Chris pretty much wore normal clothes, from the striped shirt all the way to whatever womens clothing it is. Anthos on the other hand wears his ridiculous outfit. Now consider how kind the years are for Chris and Anthos in which one looks rather sane and holds a normal life while the other manages to look like a fat basement dwelling nerd stereotype.

I want to see Anthos's doughy skinny-fat ass fight a nazi.
One can imagine Anthos trying to talk tough like other ANTIFA members, only he'd likely be a much bigger wimp. Doubly so if he still thinks its a good idea to do it all in his autistic costume.
 
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