Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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How many fans are actually choosing to give 'tips' to her, or is it just a case of nobody else really using the site so they just give their currency to her?

I could be wrong, but I get a vibe that YN was designed to attract teenagers, and I don't think they are Amber's target audience.

It's been a while since I bothered to watch even parts of one, but I remember Amber getting plenty of "tips" or whatever they call it there.
One thing I noticed was that on the old YN vids, Amber was "#1 in girls", but on the last YN uploaded by Cxnt, she was #5.
 
I understand that when you have an online presence its best to keep some parts of your life private, but she acts like a celebrity in the way she shares information. She’s super vague about little things when people ask her a question so that she never has to actually answer it. It’s so irritating. You’re not famous gorl!!
 
Why no thread about her whining on YN on the 14th? It's pure cringe... I loved how she keeps repeating herself, every time she fucks up it's the same bullshit: muh deression, hayduz, it's not my job but it's also my job, sorry not sorry etc. etc.
Someone please make this thread, I don't know anything about YK and missed the video.
 
Maybe this whole casting call is for a new weightloss show. Amberlynn will step out on a comically large balance and they will attempt to balance her with increasing comedic counter weights. Currently Amber admits to weighing 529 pounds (239.95 kg).

Some examples of things AL is heavier than include
  1. 3.1 American women
  2. 2.7 American men
  3. 63 gallons of water
  4. 1 adult male tiger
  5. 2 old refrigerators
  6. 2.5 baby elephants
  7. 1.3 dwarf sperm whales
  8. 1.8 adult male bull sharks
  9. 1.2 Wampas from Empire Strikes Back
  10. 1.3 large motorcycles
 
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If she is scared of holes, why does she prefer pussy over dick? o.0
I firmly believe she saw something on IG or FB at some point because there was something going around at some point with a lotus pod photoshopped onto a back or arm or something and it was to introduce the world to trypophobia which is apparently a relatively common aversion to things with multiple, close together holes in them. Since she wears those damn cardigans and you can see her skin through the knit, I highly doubt she's really got it.
 
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So says Amber "Eats Out at Least Once a Day" Reid.

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Bullshit. We know she doesn't do well living alone. How would she even get to CA? Could she really afford to live there, considering how much she spends on food, journals, and junk jewelry every month? Who would even rent to her, as it doesn't seem like she has any sort of credit history?

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Aka basic bitch bipolar. Self diagnosed by Dr. Trasha, Armchair Psychiatrist.

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"Wake up in the morning". :optimistic:
 
Remember during their 'vacation' for Pride when she waddled into their motel room and saw the wheelchair accessible shower and was all jelly. And neither of them suggested trading rooms.

I bet the guys have that room because it might be bigger, but being closer to the kitchen (and maybe the bathroom too) would also be a bonus because it would upset Hamber.
 
Doesn't like people cooking for her but only ever eats food prepared by other people. Fucking hell AL.
Right? That shit kills me. This bitch LIVES to eat out, AKA eat food other people prepare for her. Fucking hell she has no self awareness. The lies just flow out in an orange chicken haze. What she meant to say is that she eats several portions and when people cook, they generally cook for human sized portions and I, personally, would be fucked if I'd cook extra portions just because I have a quarter ton toddler to feed as well.
 
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