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TrippinKahlua said:
Why is Sonichu his son but Rosechu not his daughter?

Isn't this contradictory to inclusion?
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His autism probably compels him to avoid incest overtones? (Although Chris never seemed that offended with the concept in the past) More intriguing is how the fuck was he ever his father to begin with. Story-wise he never was, and in an author-creation way either, since he says now that he only discovered and chronicled the autistic world of Sonichu.

Most probably Chris has no clue either, but would desperately try to come up with some convoluted nonsense if asked.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Most probably Chris has no clue either, but would desperately try to come up with some convoluted nonsense if asked.
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Probably! Look what he did when he mistakenly tried to correct character designer about the cutie mark of their own pony. Did he say, "My bad - must have been thinking of someone else's cutie mark?" No, he said something about seeing it through Nightwhatever's eyes. You'd think misremembering someone's cutie mark would be a common social faux pas, barely worth mentioning.

...I cannot believe I just wrote that paragraph.
 
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zap2theextreme said:
There are no lines of contact with Chris that aren't monitored by Null/Captain aside from finding Chris IRL and talking with him. Twitter, facebook, email, and he has a separate phone for trolls.
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Unless Null has direct access to his phones, then technically a troll could have contacted him via the troll phone, convinced Chris he/she/xir wasn't a troll, and has gotten Chris to promise to keep him a secret "To protect him from the Evil Forces that are out to destroy our Sister Dimension!" Shit is unlikely af, but Chris is really revving up, and usually when there's smoke, there's incredibly cringey fire. :cunningpepe:
 
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Will you be my fwiend? said:
Unless Null has direct access to his phones, then technically a troll could have contacted him via the troll phone, convinced Chris he/she/xir wasn't a troll, and has gotten Chris to promise to keep him a secret "To protect him from the Evil Forces that are out to destroy our Sister Dimension!" Shit is unlikely af, but Chris is really revving up, and usually when there's smoke, there's incredibly cringey fire. :cunningpepe:
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Wouldn't convincingly posing as that guy from American Dad and telling Chris Null & co. are some dang dirty trolls who want to hurt him/ponies or whatever be enough? I bet hed'd believe it, since Wise was much less elaborate.
 
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Rosechu is probably not his "daughter" for three reasons.

One, if she was his daughter, then she and Sonichu would be incestuous siblings, and she never existed to be anything but Sonichu's girlfriend.

Two, Crystal is Chris's daughter. He cannot have any other daughter.

Three, Sonichu was the earliest self-insert of Chris before Chris just started putting himself in the comic as the hero. He was everything Chris wanted to be - unique, powerful, loved by everyone, champion of da straights, no adult responsibilities, and capable of getting laid by a loving, beautiful woman whenever and however he wanted. He's an extension of Chris, so he's his son.
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Rosechu is probably not his "daughter" for three reasons.

One, if she was his daughter, then she and Sonichu would be incestuous siblings, and she never existed to be anything but Sonichu's girlfriend.

Two, Crystal is Chris's daughter. He cannot have any other daughter.

Three, Sonichu was the earliest self-insert of Chris before Chris just started putting himself in the comic as the hero. He was everything Chris wanted to be - unique, powerful, loved by everyone, champion of da straights, no adult responsibilities, and capable of getting laid by a loving, beautiful woman whenever and however he wanted. He's an extension of Chris, so he's his son.
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He may have thought of Rosechu as a daughter-in-law at some point---in the original Sonichu 5, she refers to him as "Papa" in the disclaimer following the infamous upskirt drawing of Sailor Megtune.
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Seems like the only time that happened, though.
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Rosechu is probably not his "daughter" for three reasons.

One, if she was his daughter, then she and Sonichu would be incestuous siblings, and she never existed to be anything but Sonichu's girlfriend.

Two, Crystal is Chris's daughter. He cannot have any other daughter.

Three, Sonichu was the earliest self-insert of Chris before Chris just started putting himself in the comic as the hero. He was everything Chris wanted to be - unique, powerful, loved by everyone, champion of da straights, no adult responsibilities, and capable of getting laid by a loving, beautiful woman whenever and however he wanted. He's an extension of Chris, so he's his son.
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
He may have thought of Rosechu as a daughter-in-law at some point---in the original Sonichu 5, she refers to him as "Papa" in the disclaimer following the infamous upskirt drawing of Sailor Megtune.
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I always assumed Rosechu referred Chris as a father similar to how some Christians refer to God as one too (i.e. Holy Father or whatever)
 
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Rosechu is probably not his "daughter" for three reasons.

One, if she was his daughter, then she and Sonichu would be incestuous siblings, and she never existed to be anything but Sonichu's girlfriend.

Two, Crystal is Chris's daughter. He cannot have any other daughter.

Three, Sonichu was the earliest self-insert of Chris before Chris just started putting himself in the comic as the hero. He was everything Chris wanted to be - unique, powerful, loved by everyone, champion of da straights, no adult responsibilities, and capable of getting laid by a loving, beautiful woman whenever and however he wanted. He's an extension of Chris, so he's his son.
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Sonichu isn't his literal son either. Chris has Sonichu call him father because he's his creator, but to my knowledge Chris doesn't believe that he's Sonichu's biological father.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Seems Chris will be making a video about Sonichu soon. It'll probably be stuffed with old Idea Guy references, seeing as how Chris is still clinging to the "special 69" term.

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Chris decided to post a textwall instead of a video. Nothing new that I see, just repeating Sonichu and Rosechu's abilities. Also only one other Idea Guy reference.


"Okay, with a bit of visual example, I can tell you all what sets my Son and Rosey apart from the regular Sonichus and Rosechus, as part of the Special 69. Between the both of them, they each are a lot smarter and stronger than any Regular, even the best, well-trained, Highest Effort Values and Individual Values, and best Breeding efforts. Sonichu and Rosey have the Strongest Destiny Connection and Mental Links to myself and my self-counterpart, so in addition to their knowledge, they know what we two know, without taking on either of our respective individual personality traits. Now, with Sonichu, his Special Powers include being literally the FASTEST Sonichu EVER, clocking in at as high as over Ten-Thousand Miles Per Hour in Running Speed. And his Electrical Attacks can even singe Ground Types; barring through that Resistance, but going to the register of “not very effective.” No Regular Sonichu or Rosechu can achieve that, as their best electrical attacks remain as “No Effect” on Ground Types. Back to the speed, the fastest Regular Sonichu can clock in at just catching up to Sonic the Hedgehog’s average to top Running Speed, but not surpassing it.

With Rosechu, my Rosey, she is the ONLY Rosechu, with the exception of myself and my self-counterpart being able to do this as well, is able to Shape about ANY Physical Weapon in existence out of her Lightning, and she has mastered the weapon styles by training under a few of the best, and getting guidance from Magi-Chan Sonichu. Not many other Regular Rosechus are capable to make such a weapon from their lightning, but they all can still make their regular to best Electric Attacks like Thunderbolt, Spark, and so forth. And Rosey was the Very FIRST Rosechu, EVER, to achieve her Mega Evolution, and without the Rosechite Mega Stone: her ferocious lioness form. She did this by getting SUPER ANGRY, like the Hulk. No other Rosechu was able to accomplish this feat before the S-Chu Ball Crystals shattered and scattered to become the Sonichite and Rosechite Mega Stones.

One more thing I forgot to mention that applies to Both Sonichu and Rosechu, here: they Both have the Strongest amount of Chaos Emerald energies inside them, compared to all other Sonichus and Rosechu, Regular and Specials, in varying levels; I’m a high level, myself, because of their exposure to that power on that fateful day on February 1, 2003 on both ends of that Chaotic Rainbow with that collision between Sonic and the Pikachu who became Sonichu.

And those are the big reasons why Sonichu and Rosechu (my Son and Rosey) are the first two of the Special 69.

Thank You. Zappin’ It Up!"

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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris decided to post a textwall instead of a video. Nothing new that I see, just repeating Sonichu and Rosechu's abilities. Also only one other Idea Guy reference.


"Okay, with a bit of visual example, I can tell you all what sets my Son and Rosey apart from the regular Sonichus and Rosechus, as part of the Special 69. Between the both of them, they each are a lot smarter and stronger than any Regular, even the best, well-trained, Highest Effort Values and Individual Values, and best Breeding efforts. Sonichu and Rosey have the Strongest Destiny Connection and Mental Links to myself and my self-counterpart, so in addition to their knowledge, they know what we two know, without taking on either of our respective individual personality traits. Now, with Sonichu, his Special Powers include being literally the FASTEST Sonichu EVER, clocking in at as high as over Ten-Thousand Miles Per Hour in Running Speed. And his Electrical Attacks can even singe Ground Types; barring through that Resistance, but going to the register of “not very effective.” No Regular Sonichu or Rosechu can achieve that, as their best electrical attacks remain as “No Effect” on Ground Types. Back to the speed, the fastest Regular Sonichu can clock in at just catching up to Sonic the Hedgehog’s average to top Running Speed, but not surpassing it.

With Rosechu, my Rosey, she is the ONLY Rosechu, with the exception of myself and my self-counterpart being able to do this as well, is able to Shape about ANY Physical Weapon in existence out of her Lightning, and she has mastered the weapon styles by training under a few of the best, and getting guidance from Magi-Chan Sonichu. Not many other Regular Rosechus are capable to make such a weapon from their lightning, but they all can still make their regular to best Electric Attacks like Thunderbolt, Spark, and so forth. And Rosey was the Very FIRST Rosechu, EVER, to achieve her Mega Evolution, and without the Rosechite Mega Stone: her ferocious lioness form. She did this by getting SUPER ANGRY, like the Hulk. No other Rosechu was able to accomplish this feat before the S-Chu Ball Crystals shattered and scattered to become the Sonichite and Rosechite Mega Stones.

One more thing I forgot to mention that applies to Both Sonichu and Rosechu, here: they Both have the Strongest amount of Chaos Emerald energies inside them, compared to all other Sonichus and Rosechu, Regular and Specials, in varying levels; I’m a high level, myself, because of their exposure to that power on that fateful day on February 1, 2003 on both ends of that Chaotic Rainbow with that collision between Sonic and the Pikachu who became Sonichu.

And those are the big reasons why Sonichu and Rosechu (my Son and Rosey) are the first two of the Special 69.

Thank You. Zappin’ It Up!"

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. . .a lawnmower?
 
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