Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Mason Verger]

It's weird, it's almost like Chris is only intersted in his own instant gratification at all times, worries more about the fate of imaginary animals over the actual living animals he sees every day, has zero interest in planning even two weeks ahead and learns nothing from being constantly bailed out.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's weird, it's almost like Chris is only intersted in his own instant gratification at all times, worries more about the fate of imaginary animals over the actual living animals he sees every day, has zero interest in planning even two weeks ahead and learns nothing from being constantly bailed out.

He's like Detroit, and we all know how that ended.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Chris's pity fest is over, what Wise did was awful, but Chris already raked in more from pity bucks than what he had lost. But whatever, Chris will receive some more pity bucks because he uses his innocent pets as an excuse for more money.

 

[Mason Verger]

I don't know if this true, but I know it's been said that people send him gift cards to petco land and he just sells the cards on eBay.

If that's true than he really can go fuck himself.

 

[The Captain]

Chris's pity fest is over, what Wise did was awful, but Chris already raked in more from pity bucks than what he had lost. But whatever, Chris will receive some more pity bucks because he uses his innocent pets as an excuse for more money.

Sounds about right.

 

[Count Olaf]

This time it's all on his shoulders. He spent either close to or over 2k at Bronycon.

He's asked me to help advertise his eBay sales and I didn't even reply.

I'm afraid Chris is going to have to learn the hard way.

I'm sure getting there, getting into a hotel, and paying for admission to get into the con itself isnt cheap and probably counts for a good chunk of that but 2K's alot of money. The fuck else did he buy from that con that racked up THAT much?

Also are you not helping him out just this time, or is the line in the sand final? Either way guess its time to start placing bets on how long it'll be until the begging video for this round comes out. I wonder if he'll drag Barb's waking corpse into things again or if we'll just see her shuffling about in the background.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

You could have a hell of a time in Vegas with 2K, Chris has to be somewhere in the top percentile of big spenders at Bronycon.

 

[Mason Verger]

Haha maybe miss cherry shouldn't have been chased away. Troll bux actually make up a sizable portion of his donations. Gatekeeping could be costing Chris hundreds in school shooter shout-out money.

 

[Mr. 0]

Gatekeeping could be costing Chris hundreds in school shooter shout-out money.

then he'll beg and/or chimp out on twitter and video and we'll have content that people here will have no reason to feel guilty about

 

[The Captain]

I'm sure getting there, getting into a hotel, and paying for admission to get into the con itself isnt cheap and probably counts for a good chunk of that but 2K's alot of money. The fuck else did he buy from that con that racked up THAT much?

Also are you not helping him out just this time, or is the line in the sand final? Either way guess its time to start placing bets on how long it'll be until the begging video for this round comes out. I wonder if he'll drag Barb's waking corpse into things again or if we'll just see her shuffling about in the background.

The AirBNB, con admission, etc. was booked and paid for prior to the 2k donation.

Every cent of the 2k went to Bronycon tat.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

This time it's all on his shoulders. He spent either close to or over 2k at Bronycon.

He's asked me to help advertise his eBay sales and I didn't even reply.

I'm afraid Chris is going to have to learn the hard way.

Are you sure you don't want to help? That's not like you at all.

 

[The Captain]

Are you sure you don't want to help? That's not like you at all.

Help is fine when it's justified. This time it most definitely isn't - he did this to himself despite multiple attempts at giving advice, alternatives, etc. to which he replied, "Mhm, yeah, I'll take that under great consideration." and does what you said not to anyway.

This is one of those "give a man a fish/teach a man to fish" situations in which Chris needs to learn on his own how to fix this situation and others like it.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Help is fine when it's justified. This time it most definitely isn't - he did this to himself despite multiple attempts at giving advice, alternatives, etc. to which he replied, "Mhm, yeah, I'll take that under great consideration." and does what you said not to anyway.

This is one of those "give a man a fish/teach a man to fish" situations in which Chris needs to learn on his own how to fix this situation and others like it.

What a pioneering train of thought.

 

[Mason Verger]

That's funny that he AirBNBd. They usually give you a once over by checking out your social media. Somebody looked at Chris's Facebook and said "no problems here..".

 

[The Captain]

That's funny that he AirBNBd. They usually give you a once over by checking out your social media. Somebody looked at Chris's Facebook and said "no problems here..".

He stayed in the ghetto.

 

[Mason Verger]

He stayed in the ghetto.

That makes sense.
"Deyquan! Dis lady wanna stay in da spare room. She say she a celebrity!".

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Help is fine when it's justified. This time it most definitely isn't - he did this to himself despite multiple attempts at giving advice, alternatives, etc. to which he replied, "Mhm, yeah, I'll take that under great consideration." and does what you said not to anyway.

This is one of those "give a man a fish/teach a man to fish" situations in which Chris needs to learn on his own how to fix this situation and others like it.

Chris doesn't want to learn, he'll probably just look for someone else to do the grunt work.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

All Chris can do is burn anyone who tries to help him. He doesn't want the kind of help where you try to structure his life. He wants to kind of help where you do all the hard stuff for him while he plays make believe.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris doesn't want to learn, he'll probably just look for someone else to do the grunt work.

There will always be more Captains at the ready, helping him for a few years before arriving to the same conclusion everyone else already arrived to years ago.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Damn, I see a lot of homies being captain save a hoe, dating 20 year old girls with kids and a drug problem. But I never seen a captain save a tard before. Remember kids, Confucius say, you can fix a tard out of his problems, but you can't fix the problems out of a tard.