Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
We've been at this shit so long I'm convinced on some level Brad is just an attention whore who is just sane enough to know no one actually believes him and even that he's considered a deranged laughingstock. I'm even pretty sure on some level he's getting off on this, because it fuels some weird masochistic streak/victim complex that his schizophrenia filters into validation he's some abused prophet being persecuted that also runs parallel to his god complex, which is why he also breaks all the rules of being Christlike because he believes he's above the rules.

In fact, it's one of the reasons I still have him on ignore and have made a point to not reply to anything he posts, he clearly wants confrontation and a chance to be vile and hateful and to goad others into sinking to his level, and what I've seen of his responses in quoted messages so far hasn't done much to persuade me there is not some grain of truth to this.

Assuming it is, I find it even more sad because there have to be far more constructive ways to get attention than this.
 
We've been at this shit so long I'm convinced on some level Brad is just an attention whore who is just sane enough to know no one actually believes him and even that he's considered a deranged laughingstock. I'm even pretty sure on some level he's getting off on this, because it fuels some weird masochistic streak/victim complex that his schizophrenia filters into validation he's some abused prophet being persecuted that also runs parallel to his god complex, which is why he also breaks all the rules of being Christlike because he believes he's above the rules.

In fact, it's one of the reasons I still have him on ignore and have made a point to not reply to anything he posts, he clearly wants confrontation and a chance to be vile and hateful and to goad others into sinking to his level, and what I've seen of his responses in quoted messages so far hasn't done much to persuade me there is not some grain of truth to this.

Assuming it is, I find it even more sad because there have to be far more constructive ways to get attention than this.
If Brad wanted attention, he could actually say something smart.

I mean, he personally probably couldn't... but it's a good idea in general.
 
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@The Teletubbies Truth,

From a NASA site - http://publicradio1.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/updraft/files/2014/08/Orion-NASA.jpg

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Brad, you did sport a moustache in your youth? It's quite stylish in my opinion. I have a similar one myself :like:

I'm hoping he's ditched the high-waisted mom jeans, though. I know they were all the rage at the time, but they manage to make a tall-ish person look severely awkward, especially if that person tucks in their shirt.
 
We've been at this shit so long I'm convinced on some level Brad is just an attention whore who is just sane enough to know no one actually believes him and even that he's considered a deranged laughingstock. I'm even pretty sure on some level he's getting off on this, because it fuels some weird masochistic streak/victim complex that his schizophrenia filters into validation he's some abused prophet being persecuted that also runs parallel to his god complex, which is why he also breaks all the rules of being Christlike because he believes he's above the rules.

In fact, it's one of the reasons I still have him on ignore and have made a point to not reply to anything he posts, he clearly wants confrontation and a chance to be vile and hateful and to goad others into sinking to his level, and what I've seen of his responses in quoted messages so far hasn't done much to persuade me there is not some grain of truth to this.

Assuming it is, I find it even more sad because there have to be far more constructive ways to get attention than this.
Ofcourse Brad is an attention whore. Seriously, there isnt a single person here or anywhere that agrees with his schizophrenic post. He's been banned from most places because he cant stop his schizophrenic brain from rambling off numbers. The only reason he isnt banned of KF is because he's a lolcow in his own thread and the mods have just outright ignored him. I really expect a mod to just give up with this thread and lock it, but Brad keeps posting so...what can you do.
 
@Anonymus Fluffer,

These are just two photos I've found - I didn't create the pictures.

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@Sammy,

FIG=6|7 Bible & Buddha Code. I have 6 cats at home and one at my girlfriend's. The gf named the 6th cat Albert.

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attention whore...his schizophrenic posts... He's been banned...his schizophrenic brain...rambling off numbers...a lolcow in his own thread...the mods have just outright ignored him...what can you do.
You could leave and STOP your attempts at Internet bullying.

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I've tweaked Seal #1...

The Big Bang-Bit Banga supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 & information - 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole at the center of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities (relativity) in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth-life-death-transformation-rebirth cycle in The Conglomerate of Universes (multiverse without bubble universes & parallel worlds). This Universe & that SBH share the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole with energy transformed & information transferred. Our Universe is the offspring of another universe. This cause-&-effect explains both infinite space & eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to an animal to a universe to a mind.

GOD-guided (Co)Evolution includes Earth 4.54 bil yo, humans 2.8 mil yo, purpose, decisions, abiogenesis, directed panspermia, intelligent design58, complexity, self-organization, catastrophism, non-random mating & genetic drift, DNA & RNA, Y-chromosomal Adam 300,000 y ago & Mitochondrial Eve 160,000 ya, altruism,
reincarnation & follow-da-leader/God-incarnate, ET intervention & founder effect.​
 
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You could leave and STOP your attempts at Internet bullying.

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I've tweaked Seal #1...

The Big Bang-Bit Banga supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 & information - 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole at the center of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities (relativity) in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth-life-death-transformation-rebirth cycle in The Conglomerate of Universes (multiverse without bubble universes & parallel worlds). This Universe & that SBH share the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole with energy transformed & information transferred. Our Universe is the offspring of another universe. This cause-&-effect explains both infinite space & eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to an animal to a universe to a mind.

GOD-guided (Co)Evolution includes Earth 4.54 bil yo, humans 2.8 mil yo, purpose, decisions, abiogenesis, directed panspermia, intelligent design58, complexity, self-organization, catastrophism, non-random mating & genetic drift, DNA & RNA, Y-chromosomal Adam 300,000 y ago & Mitochondrial Eve 160,000 ya, altruism,
reincarnation & follow-da-leader/God-incarnate, ET intervention & founder effect.​
So talking to you is "bullying"??
 
You could leave and STOP your attempts at Internet bullying.

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GOD-guided (Co)Evolution includes Earth 4.54 bil yo, humans 2.8 mil yo, purpose, decisions, abiogenesis, directed panspermia, intelligent design58, complexity, self-organization, catastrophism, non-random mating & genetic drift, DNA & RNA, Y-chromosomal Adam 300,000 y ago & Mitochondrial Eve 160,000 ya, altruism,
reincarnation & follow-da-leader/God-incarnate, ET intervention & founder effect.​
And Furry porn.
 
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multiverse​
without​
bubble universes​
&​
parallel worlds​
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A contradiction in terms. A multiverse must, by definition, have parallel worlds. And every multiverse level above 1 has bubble universes.

GOD-guided (Co)Evolution includes Earth 4.54 bil yo, humans 2.8 mil yo, purpose, decisions, abiogenesis, directed panspermia, intelligent design58, complexity, self-organization, catastrophism, non-random mating & genetic drift, DNA & RNA, Y-chromosomal Adam 300,000 y ago & Mitochondrial Eve 160,000 ya, altruism,
reincarnation & follow-da-leader/God-incarnate, ET intervention & founder effect.
Literally what?
 
Wrong again, Brad. Look, I went to a page that someone with your intelligence might understand. It's from NASA's site, unlike the one you posted.
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https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/review/starfinder/

Pay very close attention to the image I posted and this paragraph on the page:

A constellation is group of stars like a dot-to-dot puzzle. If you join the dots—stars, that is—and use lots of imagination, the picture would look like an object, animal, or person. For example, Orion is a group of stars that the Greeks thought looked like a giant hunter with a sword attached to his belt.

Tell me, Brad, do the 7 stars in Orion you keep mentioning look like a giant hunter with a sword attached to his belt? No. Now why are there so many images that only point out those 7 stars? That's because that's what people considered the most important stars. They are the most easily identifiable ones, not the only visible ones Orion has.

Take a map of the U.S., for example. It might be completely plain because it only the states there, or it might be more detailed by having important cities. Does this mean all other cities in the U.S. dont exist? No, it means they aren't as notable for some reason. Same thing with Orion. People simply decided to mention those 7 stars and if humans choose to single out those stars, it isn't anything miraculous like you claim.

Quit being dumb, Brad.
@Anonymus Fluffer,

These are just two photos I've found - I didn't create the pictures.


@Sammy,

FIG=6|7 Bible & Buddha Code. I have 6 cats at home and one at my girlfriend's. The gf named the 6th cat Albert.

He didn't say you created the images. He said they weren't from NASA's site. Just because you didn't create them doesn't mean you can't figure out where it came from.

Learn how to read, Brad.
You could leave and STOP your attempts at Internet bullying.

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I've tweaked Seal #1...

The Big Bang-Bit Banga supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 & information - 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole at the center of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities (relativity) in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth-life-death-transformation-rebirth cycle in The Conglomerate of Universes (multiverse without bubble universes & parallel worlds). This Universe & that SBH share the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole with energy transformed & information transferred. Our Universe is the offspring of another universe. This cause-&-effect explains both infinite space & eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to an animal to a universe to a mind.

GOD-guided (Co)Evolution includes Earth 4.54 bil yo, humans 2.8 mil yo, purpose, decisions, abiogenesis, directed panspermia, intelligent design58, complexity, self-organization, catastrophism, non-random mating & genetic drift, DNA & RNA, Y-chromosomal Adam 300,000 y ago & Mitochondrial Eve 160,000 ya, altruism,
reincarnation & follow-da-leader/God-incarnate, ET intervention & founder effect.​
I have a better idea, Brad. How about you leave? He's not going to stop pointing out the truth about you no matter how much you hate it. If you want it to stop, then leave already. No one is forcing you to be here and no one believes you.

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. You cry a lot about how we're all evil, how we're all bullies, and how we're all demons here.mYou're the real awful one here, though. We only say things on the Internet that hurt your fragile little feelings. You, on the other hand, give horrific punishments (except you really don't because you aren't the Christ or any other religious figure) for denying that you're the Christ, denying the existence of God, and hurting your fragile feelings simply because you aren't man enough to take hard and long look in the mirror.

If anyone qualifies as a bully, a demon, or evil here it's you.

P.S. Your changing [ V A P O R W A V E ]'s name to [ W A P O R V A V E ]? It's pathetic just like you and everything else you've ever done. My advice to you is to stop changing names since you're only proving just how much of a idiotic manchild you are.

Perhaps you're the one who could leave and STOP your attempts at Internet bullying, not him. It'd be the only smart thing you've done here.
 
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