Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Help is fine when it's justified. This time it most definitely isn't - he did this to himself despite multiple attempts at giving advice, alternatives, etc. to which he replied, "Mhm, yeah, I'll take that under great consideration." and does what you said not to anyway.

This is one of those "give a man a fish/teach a man to fish" situations in which Chris needs to learn on his own how to fix this situation and others like it.

Don't worry, some dip shit who wants to be CHRISTORICAL FIGURE will save his fat ass as usual

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Damn, I see a lot of homies being captain save a hoe, dating 20 year old girls with kids and a drug problem. But I never seen a captain save a tard before. Remember kids, Confucius say, you can fix a tard out of his problems, but you can't fix the problems out of a tard.

Outside the internet, they are the women who date a man in an attempt to "fix" him.

They never learn either, they just become more damaged on the way, then move on to another man, never realizing the problem is their own reluctance to accept anybody for who they are.

 

[zap2theextreme]

The AirBNB, con admission, etc. was booked and paid for prior to the 2k donation.

Every cent of the 2k went to Bronycon tat.

holy shit you could buy an ACTUAL pony with that.

 

[Buck Mullet]

All this pearl clutching over someone literally doing nothing in this instance, and Chris unsuprisingly begging for "pet food" money just over mid-way through the month. What a shocking turn of events.

 

[bigshot]

Chris is incapable of learning lessons. He needs a group home to look after his affairs and take care of him. Bailing him out only digs his grave deeper.

 

[wellthathappened]

Not sure who is worse at learning lessons, Chris or those who try to stop him from making poor decisions.

 

[zap2theextreme]

So including repairing both cars to get there, AirBNB, con admission, misc amenities like gas/food, the tow-truck and $2000 worth of useless plastic how much did this trip cost overall?

 

[KJ 195]

How does one even spend 2 grands at a convention? Did he buy a hundred t-shirts?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

How does one even spend 2 grands at a convention? Did he buy a hundred t-shirts?

I think it was way more than that, and also, Chris is an idiot.

 

[Will you be my fwiend?]

So including repairing both cars to get there, AirBNB, con admission, misc amenities like gas/food, the tow-truck and $2000 worth of useless plastic how much did this trip cost overall?

Hell, I would put it at 4.5k. I was estimating 3-3.5 earlier, but knowing that his ENTIRE 2k went to pony merch ups that by quite a bit. The :horrifying: thing (for me) isn't even that enablers will allow Chris to keep repeating this cycle; It's that he has moved on from using Blarb for sympathy bucks to using his miserable pets. Seeing Chris unwilling to prioritize his animal's wellbeings over his need for little plastic toys is really when it stops being funny for me.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Hell, I would put it at 4.5k. I was estimating 3-3.5 earlier, but knowing that his ENTIRE 2k went to pony merch ups that by quite a bit. The :horrifying: thing (for me) isn't even that enablers will allow Chris to keep repeating this cycle; It's that he has moved on from using Blarb for sympathy bucks to using his miserable pets. Seeing Chris unwilling to prioritize his animal's wellbeings over his need for little plastic toys is really when it stops being funny for me.

I love people who say, "but it's going for a great cause, he's gonna pay bills guys!"...Then it turns into, "he can't be expected to experience any discomfort, you guise! He's the only tard in the world who shouldn't suffer. He deserves it!" Then finally comes, "welp, I gave it my all!"

 

[Mr. 0]

Chris is incapable of learning lessons. He needs a group home to look after his affairs and take care of him. Bailing him out only digs his grave deeper.

Chris learned how to pay bills and not to act like a retard in public and pepper spray people, lest he go to jail again and/or get banned from whatever building he's in.
He can learn just fine, he just refuses to if he can help it and is as stubborn as he is fat and autistic.

 

[Pony Horn]

You guys are a bunch of creeps. He didn't spend $2k at bronycon. He spent a lot of it on ebay.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

get banned from whatever building he's in.

Yet, he was banned from TMG and EOG earlier this year.

 

[Mr. 0]

Yet, he was banned from TMG and EOG earlier this year.

TMG was joshua wise's fault
I will give you end games though. Chris will learn some lessons if his ass is beat correctly, but I stand by what I said about him being fat and stubborn. And fat.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

TMG was joshua wise's fault
I will give you end games though. Chris will learn some lessons if his ass is beat correctly, but I stand by what I said about him being fat and stubborn. And fat.

Wise was out of the picture then, sure he might have convinced Chris he was bisexual, but the kissing was all Chris. He could have worn some Yaoi shit badge around his neck like he did at Bronycon, and tell everyone he was bisexual, but....no....there's evidence he was doing this after Wise exited. This is just like the whiteknites who try to help Chris make money. It's based on the same fallacy that Chris is never responsible for anything. God made Chris straight, but he doesn't get blamed when Chris draws gross shit or stares at a woman's breast. In fact, Chris tried to insinuate that the entire problem was everyone else's fault for not wanting to suck face with an adult retard.

 

[Will you be my fwiend?]

Chris learned how to pay bills

His cycle of "Help! I'm so screwed this time you guys!" -gets money- -spends all the money on literal toys- "Help! I'm screwed you guys!" really doesn't support that line of thinking. He keeps dodging the bullet because for some reason being Chris-chan's paypiggie is a massive fetish, but that doesn't change the fact that Chris is no more able (or "willing", take your pick) to be fiscally responsible than I am able to bang Mila Kunis.

 

[Mr. 0]

Wise was out of the picture then, sure he might have convinced Chris he was bisexual, but the kissing was all Chris. He could have worn some Yaoi shit badge around his neck like he did at Bronycon, and tell everyone he was bisexual, but....no....there's evidence he was doing this after Wise exited. This is just like the whiteknites who try to help Chris make money. It's based on the same fallacy that Chris is never responsible for anything. God made Chris straight, but he doesn't get blamed when Chris draws gross shit or stares at a woman's breast. In fact, Chris tried to insinuate that the entire problem was everyone else's fault for not wanting to suck face with an adult exceptional individual.

-chris might have also thought he'd get away with the kissing because he considers himself female and as far as he knows no repercussions come from women doing that
-joshua wise and stephen boyd fagging him up, I still maintain, played a role in this
-this is an instance where we should have gotten a video of chris being told GTFO because of what he did and him hitting the ground in hedgehog-defensive mode (a la the gamestop macing video) but somehow didn't, only getting the aftermath from several people. showing him this would have shut him up like the gamestop video did
-also chris should have been arrested instead of being coddled by people who were sympathetic to slow-in-the-minds

His cycle of "Help! I'm so screwed this time you guys!" -gets money- -spends all the money on literal toys- "Help! I'm screwed you guys!" really doesn't support that line of thinking. He keeps dodging the bullet because for some reason being Chris-chan's paypiggie is a massive fetish, but that doesn't change the fact that Chris is no more able (or "willing", take your pick) to be fiscally responsible than I am able to bang Mila Kunis.

He was doing just fine up until he turned into stephanie bustcakes and started whoring himself online, he never bitched about the bills (that I'm aware of) up until that point (the begging videos, Barb finding out he's getting money from people, etc).

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

-chris might have also thought he'd get away with the kissing because he considers himself female and as far as he knows no repercussions come from women doing that
-joshua wise and stephen boyd fagging him up, I still maintain, played a role in this
-this is an instance where we should have gotten a video of chris being told GTFO because of what he did and him hitting the ground in hedgehog-defensive mode (a la the gamestop macing video) but somehow didn't, only getting the aftermath from several people. showing him this would have shut him up like the gamestop video did
-also chris should have been arrested instead of being coddled by people who were sympathetic to slow-in-the-minds

1. You just proved my point
2. I don't buy that female celebrity bullshit, female celebrities would be less likely to kiss a fan because they don't want to open themselves up to a potential stalker
3. Chris has done an excellent job of fagging himself up.

 

[normankrasner]

Well, this confirms there is more than one cat again.

Pollo died and Sorbet ran away, leaving Lucy the old cat around. Did Sorbet return or did they get a new kitten?

As for the dogs, don't they just eat chicken noodle soup? I'm sure if they keep looking, they will find a very cheap brand.

wouldn't Sorbet be semi-feral?