Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Zaryiu]

.....This one actually does kinda annoy me because he's talking about Silk's origin, one of the diversity characters he champions. Here's the best part, IT HAPPENED IN 2014! Here's proof he doesn't even read them.

They had a big push for her to be a thing to the point the media had some bullshit about her being "The First Asian Superhero" which is obviously false even after they changed it to "Asian-American". How the fuck do you play pretend "Comic Expert" when you somehow had 4 years worth of Spider-Man plot pass you by? He's the second largest IP in the game besides Batman.

They also made another plot with the spider being eaten atfer it bit Peter and Silk (I think she's was bitten, it has been years since that issue) it turns into horror: He become a hivemind of spiders that has his mind as the hivemind and his body and that of his victims as skinsuits, he gets jealous of Spiderman because he thinks Peter has a glamorous and pleasant life, it ended with every spider of the hivemind dead but one that dies like the one in that poem/rhyme

 

[LordofCringe7206]

And you have to wonder why he even told it to begin with. Who the fuck would be impressed and not insanely creeped out by that?

Though it could also show his utter ineptitude with women, to the point where he made up a story without realizing how gross and wrong it sounds to everyone with a functioning brain.

Further proof that Bob can't in anyway grasp how normal people actually perceive things.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Further proof that Bob can't in anyway grasp how normal people actually perceive things.

It's probably from his blatant ideology of political sides being aligned with good and evil.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Thought I'd tell everyone that a Moviebob fanboy is currently the featured thread:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/antho...n-autobot-themagus772.309/page-6#post-3662191

 

[Plissken]

Does Blob still 'work' at screenrant? IIRC he had them linked on his twitter profile, and he hasn't made any articles in over a month on it.

 

[BR55]

Further proof that Bob can't in anyway grasp how normal people actually perceive things.

You mean you needed more proof after he's already demonstrated that he thinks Disney of all companies gives a shit what he thinks and will totally #RehireJamesGunn if he just raises a big enough stink?
Bob and Reality underwent a messy and painful divorce long ago.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

One of the things that gets me about Black Panther fans like Bob is they miss a fundamental part of the movie.

Everything was going fine in Wakanda until an American nog showed up. He had all the excuses (Oh, my daddy was killed, I had to grow up in America, I had to join the military!) to avoid taking any responsibility for his actions.

But he sure shit up Wakanda in a fucking hurry. Burns the purple treestar (How will Littlefoot keep from starving now?), threatens everyone, then wants to cause a world war of everyone else (including a billion or so slants) VS black people because "Muh Oppression!"

The moral of the story basically is: Around American blacks, don't relax.

And they completely fucking missed it.

 

[RockVolnutt]

One of the things that gets me about Black Panther fans like Bob is they miss a fundamental part of the movie.

Everything was going fine in Wakanda until an American nog showed up. He had all the excuses (Oh, my daddy was killed, I had to grow up in America, I had to join the military!) to avoid taking any responsibility for his actions.

But he sure shit up Wakanda in a fucking hurry. Burns the purple treestar (How will Littlefoot keep from starving now?), threatens everyone, then wants to cause a world war of everyone else (including a billion or so slants) VS black people because "Muh Oppression!"

The moral of the story basically is: Around American blacks, don't relax.

And they completely fucking missed it.

Don't watch Bob's reviews but has he actually shown that he knows what the plot of that movie was besides nodding along about "muh representation"? As brought up many times already, he buys into the dumb "Wakanda is Africa without whites" which the first minute of the film disproves as something that only exists in the heads of Woke posters. Like does he get what was wrong with Killmonger or did his brain shut off because "IT HAD THE DARKIES SO I CLAPPED"?

It's already easy enough to read into his ramblings on everyone who isn't a white guy as if he views them as kids with mental disabilities.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Today in REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEpublicans:

Subverted Expectations/10.

 

[Positron]

Then how come Chris and their sister turned out okay?

I won't bet on that. Chris Chipman, in particular, is an e-beggar.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I won't bet on that. Chris Chipman, in particular, is an e-beggar.

Eh, iirc Chris is a full-time engineer, is married with two kids, doesn't really sperg out on Twitter, and only uses his Patreon in order to do podcasts as a hobby.

 

[BubbleButt]

I really hope MovieBob subverts my expectations by not waking up tomorrow.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I really hope MovieBob subverts my expectations by not waking up tomorrow.

Well, it's tomorrow in EST, and he's still alive.

 

[BubbleButt]

Well, it's tomorrow in EST, and he's still alive.

Yeah, but it's not 2PM, so...

 

[LaughingJoke]

This reminded me of what Andrew Cumo said a few days ago about how America wasn't great before (which Bob hasn't talked about yet).

Much like Bob those Cuomo's don't learn you'd think after his old man added to the disaster that was the 84 election for the Democrats by saying at the National Convention that it wasn't morning again in America and America wasn't a Shining City by the Sea he'd know not to say something like that.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Much like Bob those Cuomo's don't learn you'd think after his old man added to the disaster that was the 84 election for the Democrats by saying at the National Convention that it wasn't morning again in America and America wasn't a Shining City by the Sea he'd know not to say something like that.

I think if Cuomo runs in 2020, he will be the nominee for the Democrats. I personally think that Bob will shill for him harder than he did for Hillary honestly since Cuomo talked Bob's political mental gymnastics about how America wasn't that great.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I think if Cuomo runs in 2020, he will be the nominee for the Democrats. I personally think that Bob will shill for him harder than he did for Hillary honestly since Cuomo talked Bob's political mental gymnastics about how America wasn't that great.

Cuomo might run but I don't envision him getting the nomination. New York might put up with his shit but the rest of the country won't. The Democrats in 2020 will likely go either one of two routes: they'll put up a "safe" pick, or they'll go the Barack Obama route with a "rising star" who has the "revolutionary angle" to them.

Either way Bob is going to sperg endless support towards them.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Personally I don't think the Democrats are going to be able to pull off "the Obama thing" again so soon, so that narrows it down to "safe pick". Movieblob stroking Joe Biden's ego, what fun.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Either way Bob is going to sperg endless support towards them.

I was going to say I'm surprised he isn't shilling Ocasio-Cortez, but since she's part of the Sanders wing and not the Obama-Clinton wing, Bob isn't. He only shills for the Obama-Clinton Democrats.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I was going to say I'm surprised he isn't shilling Ocasio-Cortez, but since she's part of the Sanders wing and not the Obama-Clinton wing, Bob isn't. He only shills for the Obama-Clinton Democrats.

She'll be too young to run by 2020