Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Mariposa Electrique]

more begging

Barb should autograph photos of getting punched by Chris. Also, she could autograph photos of herself watching Chris shit on the floor.
Seriously, this is low for both of them.

 

[Mason Verger]

more begging

She better learn her lines! Catch a couple zaps to the side of the head!

So is this implying that Barbs autographs are for sale now, or is she just misreading Chris's script? Who the hell wants her signature? I mean aside from the debt collection company.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

"This is an autographed photo of my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler; limited quantity at the moment."

Size: 8”X10”

They're offering a poster of Barb as well.

"This is a lovely large poster photo of my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler; autographed. It will be shipped in a large bubble envelope."

 

[Mason Verger]

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He sets the shipping cost right? Because $7.90 to ship a photograph, which could easily be mailed with a few stamps..

 

[Chan the Wizard]

more begging

Let me know when she’s selling pornographic pictures.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Oh man, the "Cole Blooded" flyer on the wall
I'm torn over the whole "Is Barb getting worse" question after that latest video. The wildly crooked glasses are obviously something cooked up for the camera, but the part where she forgot her lines seems real.

 

[Pony Horn]

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"This is an autographed photo of my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler; limited quantity at the moment."

Size: 8”X10”

One already sold. :horrifying:

 

[RP 520]

They're offering a poster of Barb as well. Slightly different photo.

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"This is a lovely large poster photo of my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler; autographed. It will be shipped in a large bubble envelope."

Frame that on a wall of your bedroom if you never want to sleep again.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Jeez.... Oh well you did okay.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

I usually sneer at those who spend money on Chris' autistic trinkets but official Barb merchandise? Colour me interested...

 

[Chopinpiano]

Barb looks like she's becoming the bride of Frankenstein

 

[Mason Verger]

So it's safe to assume the tacky gold disco necklace was hocked..

 

[DonaldJTrump]

They're offering a poster of Barb as well. Slightly different photo.

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"This is a lovely large poster photo of my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler; autographed. It will be shipped in a large bubble envelope."

This belongs in a Contemporary art museum.

 

[Mason Verger]

It says something about Chris that he isolated that particular image of Barb.

"Hmmm yeahhh.. I like da pouty, flirty shot.. You still got it Barbara Anne.."

 

[Pony Horn]

They're offering a poster of Barb as well.

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"This is a lovely large poster photo of my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler; autographed. It will be shipped in a large bubble envelope."

lol Look at how much bigger Barb's smile is as she's holding the $60 poster. She smells blood.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Doesn't Barb have a reverse mortgage on the house that guarantees her a monthly allowance, along with her social security and money she takes from Chris's tugboat. That's quite a bit, for an old woman to spend all in just half a month.

There's no reverse mortgage - just a mortgage that they have to make monthly payments on.

 

[asperhes]

It's interesting to hear Chris bossing Barb around. The chickens are coming home to roost.

 

[zap2theextreme]

who fucking buys this shit

 

[Pvt. Real G]

who fucking buys this shit

Bruh,just check ebay, Chris pulls his trump card (Barb) and now his shit is selling like hot cakes. He made more than 100 in less than 1 hr.

 

[cans.wav]

>Chris gets himself into financial trouble
>Dumbasses bail him out
Repeat ad nauseum