Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He was doing just fine up until he turned into stephanie bustcakes and started whoring himself online, he never bitched about the bills (that I'm aware of) up until that point (the begging videos, Barb finding out he's getting money from people, etc).

He wasn't doing just fine then, either. He was doing very similarly to he is now. It's just that now he knows that he can e-beg and some paypig will give him $. And since Chris is a white trash carny, he takes advantage of that

 

[Silver Octopus]

more begging

Wow, looks like Chris can really get frustrated with his elderly mother.

Chris: "and say they should buy all the other crap!"
Barb: "... ... we need the money for food"
Chris: "Ah jeez, BUY ALL THE OTHER THINGS! "

Maybe she's getting payback for all the years of autism she had to put up with...

"This is a lovely large poster photo of my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler; autographed. It will be shipped in a large bubble envelope."

Oh she's autographing and selling that picture? That one sucks, I wish she would have picked this one instead:

 

[Mason Verger]

So are they broke because of the car repair bills? Chris seemed to take care of that pretty quickly, I just assumed it was the miss cherry money, but he supposedly spent all that at bronycon.

 

[BeanBidan]

Our homie used be all about not calling anybody, now the nigga wants everyone called for MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!

 

[stets]

Barb’s signature looks suspiciously like Christine’s ...

 

[The Giver]

One already sold.

Jokes on them, those things are clearly cursed

 

[Kosher Dill]

They should offer a service where you can get a custom letter from Barb telling you to shut your f'g mouth.

 

[MonoAcid]

I love how Chris gets annoyed and stroppy at Barb for not doing things for her properly when the entire world has been doing that to Chris and he turns his nose up at it.

 

[jc17]

Barb’s signature looks suspiciously like Christine’s ...

Wouldn't surprise me. I'm willing to bet Chris would forge his deceased father's signature and sell photos of those, "Hey, y'all! Lookie what I've foun- I got here! Signed Photos of the late Bob Chandler! Hm, yeah he was in mid- he was hard at work preparing these years back and thank Celestia they survived the house fire! $59.99 Each... and-and more to come when I can sign-feh-FIND more in this here house!"

 

[thismanlies]

One already sold. :horrifying:

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Did they guy who bought Barb's blanket buy this too?

 

[Silver Octopus]

Barb’s signature looks suspiciously like Christine’s ...

Indeed....

 

[stets]

Indeed

Yeah, Chris is clearly signing this, in my opinion. Unless it’s been Barb that has been ghost-signing Chris’s signatures all of these years ...

 

[Silver Octopus]

Yeah, Chris is clearly signing this, in my opinion.

Chris selling an autograph that isn't authentic but advertising it as if it were?
Why, some people might even call that a SCAM.

 

[Mason Verger]

I wonder what else Chris has forged her signature on..

I mean, we are always wondering how Barb is in such massive debt yet seems to have nothing to show for it. And Chris seems to be the one with all the new, expensive stuff.

 

[Sho'nuff]

Wait, so what is the truth of the finachu crisis? Chris is broke, as can confirmed by various sources. But is Barb broke as well, or just wants to use Chris to haul in more pity bucks? Doesn't Barb have a reverse mortgage on the house that guarantees her a monthly allowance, along with her social security and money she takes from Chris's tugboat. That's quite a bit, for an old woman to spend all in just half a month.

After the fire, Barb took out a second mortgage on the home to pay for repairs because they went way over what the insurance company provided.
Someone estimated that the house went from paid for to Barb and Chris owing half the value of the home because of the mortgage. If she has a reverse mortgage, it's going to only be on the portion of the house they have paid off, if that's even possible.
Homes in VA aren't worth that much as it is, so if she is looking at $40k in total payments... that's absolutely nothing per month, even if it's all paid out in one year, which is impossible.

 

[idosometimes]

I wonder what else Chris has forged her signature on..

I mean, we are always wondering how Barb is in such massive debt yet seems to have nothing to show for it. And Chris seems to be the one with all the new, expensive stuff.

Jokes aside, that would be financial abuse of an elderly person, which the authorities take a really dim view of. I do not know specific laws in this "Virginia", but Barb has no one else else if the jerkops kick Chris out and would be at risk of conservatorship in most places (court says you are too stupid to handle money, so it appoints someone to do it for you). If that happens, you can say "adios" to the house. Honestly, this is what I suspected good ol' Anna M. was always trying to do. Barb does not have a lot of money, but it would be money and a (possibly underwater) house to steal. Why else would a younger person be nice to a stinky mean old lady?

That last video is getting pretty close to elder abuse on its own. BW-chan either has no idea what is going on or is helping to pull a fraud run by her attractive daughter.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

After the fire, Barb took out a second mortgage on the home to pay for repairs because they went way over what the insurance company provided.
Someone estimated that the house went from paid for to Barb and Chris owing half the value of the home because of the mortgage. If she has a reverse mortgage, it's going to only be on the portion of the house they have paid off, if that's even possible.
Homes in VA aren't worth that much as it is, so if she is looking at $40k in total payments... that's absolutely nothing per month, even if it's all paid out in one year, which is impossible.

You are right. I don't know where I heard about the reverse mortgage. I must had got it mixed up with something else.

 

[felicity]

Didn't Chris upload a video a few months back of Barb signing her name to prove her handwriting was legit?

edit:

 

[Mason Verger]

Didn't Chris upload a video a few months back of Barb signing her name to prove her handwriting was legit?

edit:

Yeah looks line they just have similar signatures. Which given their relationship probably shouldn't be surprising.

God that house is disgusting. I mean, clutter is one thing, but I'm always shocked at how gross it is in there. Actual shit and dirty plates on the floor. Hopefully that's dog shit too.

 

[Marvin]

The signature shown doesn't look like Chris' handwriting.