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virtually no-one see it coming, because we all believe in Phil's words that he is a (ragequit)GAMER, not a BEGGER
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virtually no-one see it coming, because we all believe in Phil's words that he is a (ragequit)GAMER, not a BEGGER
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I'd like to point out that the channel has been remonetized for all of 11 fucking days. Consider he swapped to another channel for the 3 weeks or whatever it was demonetized, it's not a huge surprise that the viewership will be low for a bit. Keep in mind as well that he's still get 35-45k views a day on DSPGaming. So it's down a little bit, but he still has just shy of a million views in the last 30 days. And it'll probably tick up as he continues on. Finally, he's complaining about $1000-$2000 in passive income instead of $1500-$3000. Fuck him.
Edit: And just as a fun prediction, if he names a specific reason for concern (beyond the standard MUH BILLS), I think it'll be taxes. The next quarterly payment is supposed to be sent on Sept. 15th.
DaveSydeBennet
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Maybe we’ll finally hear about that mysterious medical issue he teased a while ago. My money’s on diabetes.
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Seeing as he can't seem to go for more than an hour between bathroom breaks coupled with the new Kat diet composed entirely of meat and potatoes, pasta with meat, Hawaiian rolls and baked goods ( cookies, cake, chocolate chip muffins and brownies), I have to agree with the diabetes diagnosis. Say what you will about Panda, but she served vegetables, side salads, the occasional vegetarian meal and little to no sweets.
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C’mon, Phil, the “I am the 99%” ship sailed long ago. Occupy Wall Street failed and now people laugh at morons who still use “99%” and “1%” unironically.
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DaveSydeBennet
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Wow he’s blaming google for making a mistake that DSPGaming got demonitized. The title is killing me though. “Here’s how you can help.” Just tell them you want money. Stop beating around the bush.
Edit: “As usual, I need your help.” This man clearly doesn’t give a fuck anymore.
Edit: “As usual, I need your help.” This man clearly doesn’t give a fuck anymore.
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George Beorge
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And here I thought Phil was making an actual smart business decision that could help him longterm with longer videos and now he's ready to go back on it.
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For purposes of the monthly breakdown, did he give any indication of how much he's getting per day like he did with KOGaming? I don't trust his numbers to be really accurate, but it helps ballpark it.
DaveSydeBennet
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Unfortunately not. All he did was give percentages that were all over the place.
NursezillaX
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Haven't been following too much in the world of Dave the last few days but, catching up, I see he played 'We Happy Few' and bored / wage quit it. Anyways, a bit late, but wasn't Jim Sterling involved with this game, either in making it or in doing voice work? Did he mention this at all? Last I heard about it re: Jim's involvement was over a year ago, so things may have changed...
Edit: http://www.comicsbeat.com/we-happy-few-has-a-few-unhappy-customers/
Looks like they left Jim on the cutting floor. Too bad DSP doesn't actually like games or stay apprised of anything regarding them. I think that if he was aware of Jim's involvement, it could have led to a good opportunity for him to say something retarded.
Edit: http://www.comicsbeat.com/we-happy-few-has-a-few-unhappy-customers/
Looks like they left Jim on the cutting floor. Too bad DSP doesn't actually like games or stay apprised of anything regarding them. I think that if he was aware of Jim's involvement, it could have led to a good opportunity for him to say something retarded.
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Looking on twitter, @drgnkiller and others have a line about "1/2 to 1/3" of what he was making before. Assuming that's true, I'm going to speculate he's at around $1 CPM, which would work with the ~$2 CPM I worked out based on previous statements of his from the end of 2017 and his $10 / day KOGaming stuff and allow for up to $3 CPM in good months. So maybe he's getting ~$1000 / month.
NursezillaX
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Yep. Won't power level beyond my username, but these are all the tell tale signs of Type II. Carbs, sweets, frequent urination (the usually overlooked or ignored symptom), frequently thirsty (take a sip??)... Actually, even worsening vision can be a sign. Because a lot of people can't afford primary care, their first diagnosis of Type II comes when they go blind.
If he revealed this as his mystery medical problem, it would be the first thing he's ever said that I would take as fact on its face. Diabetes is not an 'if' for DSP, it's a 'when'.
DarkSoulsPhil
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How reversible can this be? As in, if he changed his diet for example. I find it super steange that he drinks those shit energy drinks (which imo should only be drank on days where you might have a lot on with little to no sleep and food) instead of tap water. Maybe some juice in the morning but water please dude
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Its not such a stretch I guess. He has literally been retconning his own history for years, so why wouldn't he also fail to see a nearly-literal mirror pointed at his face.
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if you're closeish but don't have it:
you can change your diet, and hopefully get some glucophage pills.
i'm sure even if phil got the pills he'd just drink more because "the pills are to take care of it".
phil will find a way to fuck it up
Kermit the Frog
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Interesting he can give the exact amount he was making from ads on KO Gaming (only $10 every day, dood, that's nothing!) but when it comes to how much he's getting from DSP Gaming, it's vague fractions and percentages of unspecified amounts. Almost like he knows he makes a lot of money and doesn't want his fans asking where the fuck all the money goes. Very transparent. There's absolutely nothing he can do to make his content any better or grow his fanbase anymore, now it's all on his fans to do that for him. Peak laziness and entitlement. Minimum effort, maximum profit.
JohnnyBoi
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I don't know if it was mentioned but he cried about people using adblock.
He runs 10 ads per video and wants people to turn off adblock so those ads can run. It's a little excessive to have that many.
He runs 10 ads per video and wants people to turn off adblock so those ads can run. It's a little excessive to have that many.
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Will Phil go the MundaneMatt route and say "I may not blawk all the time in SF, but true fans don't block ads on my videos."
Destro1986
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Actually the devs contacted Jim after his latest video and said his VO work made it in somewhere
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