Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It’s baffling that people still think using SJW-culture is a great idea when it isn’t.
In their head it gives them power. Bob can put himself above lesser creatures because he's "acknowledged his privilege," and therefore in a position to tell others what they should do ("Do better.")
 
In their head it gives them power. Bob can put himself above lesser creatures because he's "acknowledged his privilege," and therefore in a position to tell others what they should do ("Do better.")
What SJWs like Bob are is that they don't give a shit about the people they represent. They just want them there so they can profit off of it. For example, if this were 1993, Bob and the other SJWs would be bitching that Antonio Banderas wasn't the lawyer with AIDS in Philadelphia and how he was played by a straight guy in Tom Hanks, or how their aren't enough black trans women in nu-metal bands.
 
Man, that ____ & ____ shit in that tweet bothers the absolute hell out of me. You're already being vague, why be ultravague about it?

He's also -- assuming he's talking about the big secret I think he is -- wrong.

There is no direct reveal that Rusty and the Monarch are brothers or half-brothers or that Jonas is the Monarch's biological father. Just strong implications of stuff they've been hinting at subtly since we saw a picture of Jonas and the Fitzcarraldos with Jonas's hand on Mrs. Fitzcarraldo's arm. But they're still being very coy about what that relationship really is, which I don't think they'd do if they didn't have something else planned.

But then, expecting Bob to be capable of sussing out the nuances of a show that's been running 14 years and demands an uncommon level of attention to detail is :optimistic: in the extreme.
 
Is the angry fat diabetic seriously telling the other person to "improve"?
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Fuck redpills, you need some Valium.
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I know it must suck for you, but you can't win everything. Take the L.
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Bob is incapable of considering that SJW-culture is so cringeworthy that even the brilliant tactic of branding people who oppose it "nazis" isn't enough to make them like it.

I suspect that most of them believe that they are the victims of a small group of people skilled at looking bigger than they are.

At some point they will abruptly realize they are not facing Gamergate. They are facing their target audience.

Will this be before or after they sink their franchises? Dunno.
 
"Social justice" is justice that treats people differently based upon race,gender, or socioeconomic class.
That's it.
It's racist, sexist, bigoted, and that's why people don't like it.
Bob's ego is too fragile to consider the possibility that he's not the Good Person that late-night comedians told him he was.
 
I know it's been said before but I'd like to repeat it:

You just know he got shoved into the lockers a lot when he was a kid.

He reminds me of myself, back when I was fifteen or sixteen and full of undirected anger. But, of course, he's not sixteen, is he? So what's his excuse for ranting over and over?

Oh yeah.

:autism:
 
Just a general question...

How is it that game journalists are so crap?

Big surprise, I like space history. And there's plenty of space journalists who do an amazing job. Offhand, I can't think of any space history content as hilariously awful as game journalist content. The worst I can think of is The Right Stuff, and overall that's head and shoulders above game journalism.
 
Just a general question...

How is it that game journalists are so crap?

Big surprise, I like space history. And there's plenty of space journalists who do an amazing job. Offhand, I can't think of any space history content as hilariously awful as game journalist content. The worst I can think of is The Right Stuff, and overall that's head and shoulders above game journalism.

Most games journalists:

1. Aren't interested in games now
2. Haven't historically been interested in games
3. Resort to games journalism as a last resort because they can't conceal their toxic personalities long enough to make it in other kinds of journalism (which is really saying something)
 
Just a general question...

How is it that game journalists are so crap?

Big surprise, I like space history. And there's plenty of space journalists who do an amazing job. Offhand, I can't think of any space history content as hilariously awful as game journalist content. The worst I can think of is The Right Stuff, and overall that's head and shoulders above game journalism.
Well that's an easy one. It's because they're mainly centralized in bastions of intolerance like San Francisco and LA. The 'good journalists' you speak of people have much more 'diversity' when it comes to where they live.
 
He sounds like a bratty child whenever he doesn't get exactly what he wants.
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It just hit me what bob's style in these kind of tweets remind me of.
He really believes he's the middle manager of the world doesn't he?

Cow crossover with Nash about nu-Ducktales.
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As a BIG Darkwing fan... i am now depressed.

Nigga, you can barely retain Marvel movies.
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(Not kidding, mccarthy never inestigated hollywood, he was legit investigating russia interference in the usa elections. Keep thinking about that.)
 
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Just a general question...

How is it that game journalists are so crap?

Big surprise, I like space history. And there's plenty of space journalists who do an amazing job. Offhand, I can't think of any space history content as hilariously awful as game journalist content. The worst I can think of is The Right Stuff, and overall that's head and shoulders above game journalism.
Because half of them are failed game designers and the other half are failed journalists. And the lack of passion that caused that failure is easily noticeable in their current work.
 
He sounds like a bratty child whenever he doesn't get exactly what he wants.
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Cow crossover with Nash about nu-Ducktales.
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What does he mean they never explained what Negaduck was? He is Darkwing Ducks counterpart from a parallell dimension where everbody's personalities were reversed, the villains were good guys, Gosalyn was a goody-two-shoes and Darkwing was a bloodthirsty psychopath supervillain.

From what I recall they spent several episodes explaining who Negaduck is and where he came from.

Is this what it feels like to be a comic fan and see Bob acting like an expert on stories he hasn't read?
 
What does he mean they never explained what Negaduck was? He is Darkwing Ducks counterpart from a parallell dimension where everbody's personalities were reversed, the villains were good guys, Gosalyn was a goody-two-shoes and Darkwing was a bloodthirsty psychopath supervillain.

From what I recall they spent several episodes explaining who Negaduck is and where he came from.

Is this what it feels like to be a comic fan and see Bob acting like an expert on stories he hasn't read?

yes it is. You feel the pain of knowing he got something you liked quite wrong and he'll hold on to those beliefs even when presented with evidence
 
It just hit me what bob's style in these kind of tweets remind me of.
He really believes he's the middle manager of the world doesn't he?



As a BIG Darkwing fan... i am now depressed.



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(Not kidding, mccarthy never inestigated hollywood, he was legit investigating russia interference in the usa elections. Keep thinking about that.)
When I was a kid it was Transformers, GI Joe, and Denis the Menace before school and Thundercats, Real Ghostbusters, TMNT, and DUCKTALES after school later came Loony Tunes, Rescue Rangers, and Talespin so I watched Ducktales every week day. But Jesus if I have a twitter no slash that any debate about Ducktales now please god take me because I've wasted my life.
 
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