Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[AnOminous]

I'm trying to imagine how getting Barb to sign that Snorlax went and it's just making me deeply sad. He probably just said thanks dear and shooed her away like he did in the shoe painting video.

My mom's disabled and I'm having trouble not feeling bad for Barb, even though this is her mess.

Lol like Barb gives a shit about anything other than whether she gets any of the money.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: Barb's cleavage

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris shouldn't be calling this a "plush."

Similar to how Champagne can only really be called Champagne if it comes from the Champagne region of France. Otherwise it is really Sparkling Wine.

A plush, is only a plush, if this was made out of plush. Otherwise, its just a doll.

A doll I once had and sure I can find if I dig out stuffed animals.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: Barb's cleavage

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Is she trying to pull of a Requiem for a Dream look for sympathy? Bob is rolling in his grave knowing what these are up to. He worked to make sure they would be somewhat comfortable after his passing and they blew it on stupid shit and are trying to be internet gypsies.

 

[Bassomatic]

Is she trying to pull of a Requiem for a Dream look for sympathy? Bob is rolling in his grave knowing what these are up to. He worked to make sure they would be somewhat comfortable after his passing and they blew it on stupid shit and are trying to be internet gypsies.

I rather him roll in his grave feeling like he did his best on his death bed.

Nothing would be sadder knowing, I left them a home and a nest egg... when I croak it'll be magic beens, fucking ponies and troon antics.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: Barb's cleavage

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Hot. I want to take her right there on top of the pony pillows while Sonic watches.

 

[Holiday Special]

You all laughed at her before, but now Barb is laughing all the way to the local Food Lion for meal replacement shakes and bananas.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

You all laughed at her before, but now Barb is laughing all the way to the local Food Lion for meal replacement shakes and bananas.

I’ve got a banana loaded with a protein shake for her to gum down.

 

[Bassomatic]

I’ve got a banana loaded with a protein shake for her to gum down.

@yawning sneasel you willing to get sloppy seconds on barb?

 

[Marvin]

Similar to how Champagne can only really be called Champagne if it comes from the Champagne region of France. Otherwise it is really Sparkling Wine.

Not in the United States.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Here's a screenshot of the Ebay posting, Chris is trying to sell the plush for $200:

"the times when my mother used to be large and lazy"
yeah, now she's just lazy.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Those in the meme-know

It's good to see that at 36 Christine is still in touch with the youth.

 

[White bubblegum]

Here's a screenshot of the Ebay posting, Chris is trying to sell the plush for $200:

"the times when my mother used to be large and lazy"
yeah, now she's just lazy.

He'll get 0 offers, slash the price, and sell it within an hour.

 

[AnOminous]

@yawning sneasel you willing to get sloppy seconds on barb?

He'd go for sloppy seconds, thirds and fourths. He's a cuck. He'd be sloppy seconds after the pig even.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

You all laughed at her before, but now Barb is laughing all the way to the local Food Lion for meal replacement shakes and bananas.

Nutricious bananas !

 

[Mason Verger]

These people are basically carney folk now. They'll sell you the maggots out of Barbs ass at this point.

There was talk of whether Chris should get his own tv show in another thread, but there's already a show called "Shameless".

 

[CiaphasCain]

They'll sell you the maggots out of Barbs ass at this point.

Oh that statement really effected me for some reason....

 

[Mason Verger]

Oh that statement really effected me for some reason....

Haha I originally typed "maggots out of Bobs eyes" but thought that might be a little too much.

 

[Strelok]

Chris shouldn't be calling this a "plush."

Similar to how Champagne can only really be called Champagne if it comes from the Champagne region of France. Otherwise it is really Sparkling Wine.

A plush, is only a plush, if this was made out of plush. Otherwise, its just a doll.

A doll I once had and sure I can find if I dig out stuffed animals.

Nobody cares you caribbean cuck

 

[Will you be my fwiend?]

Horrifying, scarring mental imagery aside (Thanks, you fucks), here's the real question: IS there a limit for his absurdity? Chris has gone from selling used toys and games (that arguably collectors could find interest in if they removed the signature), to crappy prints and photos, and now he's selling awful shit that isn't even Official CWC (TM) branded, it's that shitty Chinese BARBCO knock-off. Is there a bottom to this barrel? The logical side of me that understands how financial trends work argue that surely there must be, but I really thought we would have seen this gravy train end for Chris several sales pitches ago. Is CWC literally magic? (and if he is, why not just conjure up Slavechus he can sell off endlessly?)