Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Mariposa Electrique]

When all else fails, try the queefed blanket business model. Chris and Barb are super greedy. Oh well, I would waste my breath on remarking how horrible their greed is, but their lives are always blessed by insta-karma through Chris' autism and ego.

BTW, this is the photo @yawning sneasel has been waiting for. Barb beckoning from Chris' bed atop a sea of burgeoning autism, MLP pillows, and old queefed up blankets.
Gently Barb whispers, "It's all you can eat"........while Chris cries in a corner.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Don't fucking help them.

I'm sorry, Chris is an awful seller his sub 90% and doxing let us know. Barb is more than willing to lie and play the old lady victim card to get the hoard to grow.

It's also the 23rd, you can make it on sub 20 bucks if you stock up on beans and rice.

Also while I wasn't trying to be a loggy, it's just real giving them money doesn't help them, they waste it. Hoarding is an addiction like crack. We know the newest As seen on TV thing will show up at their door and then "please buy X to keep out lights on" vid.

All while Chris hasn't shipped an item out people paid for.

Also we know how dirty they are as a household. I really don't want neglected cat pee, old lady smell and ... what ever oder OPL omits on a blanket that I dropped a c note for. 100 bucks gets you an amazing balls down comforter. The fact it was farted on by a man child doesn't seem like a reason to up the price that new would cost.

You're kinda preaching to the quire here.
I don't think anyone actually falls for the "We need money for food" slogan Chris slaps on every video nowadays.
The retārds people who buy from Chris don't actually give a shit, they don't care if it makes Chris more entitled or more of a hoarder. They really will buy this trash for the sole reason that a man-child farted on it.
God knows why, maybe they think it's funny - or maybe, we've been seeing lately that Chris has actual fans who genuinely like him, maybe they really view him as a celebrity and think his trash has christorical value...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You're kinda preaching to the quire here.
I don't think anyone actually falls for the "We need money for food" slogan Chris slaps on every video nowadays.
The retārds people who buy from Chris don't actually give a shit, they don't care if it makes Chris more entitled or more of a hoarder. They really will buy this trash for the sole reason that a man-child farted on it.
God knows why, maybe the think it's funny - or maybe, we've been seeing lately that Chris has actual fans who genuinely like him, maybe they really view him as a celebrity and think his trash has christorical value...

It's projection. Chris has attracted a lot of real autistic folks, who live vicariously through him. That's my best theory right now. Chris basically gets the worst and best of people's projection issues.

 

[Commander Keen]

For some of them new, maybe. But used, absolutely not.

If they’re homemade, it won’t be much more than 100 bucks for a blanket. A quilt would run you a bit more, though. I somehow doubt these were handmade by barb, she never seemed like the type to make stuff like this.

You can get a blanket from the store for pretty cheap.

 

[felicity]

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has Chris ever mentioned being into Overwatch before? there's definitely a Symmetra figure and possibly Tracer, Mei and Widowmaker ones (I could be misidentifying a couple of them because all pops look the same)

is he actually into OW or did he just buy them because he's a Pop addict and he wants all the girly ones?

 

[Bazaine]

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Does @Null get to curl up with one of Borbs blankets at night? Has Chris sent you any random relics? Details please.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Does @Null get to curl up with one of Borbs blankets at night? Has Chris sent you any random relics? Details please.

No, he supposedly only sorts emails for Chris, so at best he arranges for other white knights to buy them.

 

[Depression_Begins]

"Hey, Everyone! Those in the meme-know: the times when my mother used to be large and lazy, everyone called her a Snorlax. Well, Barbara likes the joke too, and can laugh it off as she is doing a lot better these days. So, one time only, she signed a Snorlax Plush, and YOU can own it; a 20% More Awesome Collectible. A personal Certificate or Letter of Authenticity will be included. Thank you." -Chris

 

[Count Olaf]

@yawning sneasel

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1) Fucking hell she looks a psych ward escapee.

2) Of course, Chris just HAD to make sure the medallion was in the shot, hung in pride of place from the top of the backboard.

3) What necklace is Barb wearing here? Is that the expensive fancy one Chris got her with the money he got from pawning off the other expensive fancy necklace he got for her with other people's money?

"Hey, Everyone! Those in the meme-know: the times when my mother used to be large and lazy, everyone called her a Snorlax. Well, Barbara likes the joke too, and can laugh it off as she is doing a lot better these days. So, one time only, she signed a Snorlax Plush, and YOU can own it; a 20% More Awesome Collectible. A personal Certificate or Letter of Authenticity will be included. Thank you." -Chris


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Where's Waldo, Snorlax Edition.

 

[bigshot]

Those look like something the ladies at the church made for Barb when Bob passed away.

 

[Marvin]

@yawning sneasel

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The best part of this picture is that cat.

 

[wellthathappened]

How does Chris keep surprising me after all this time?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Great, I could use those blankets. I'm currently besieging a fortified castle town, and I think it'd help if I catapult these over the walls and infect all the defenders with autism.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Damn, didn't Chris just start collecting Funko Pops like last year? There's about 20 of them in that pic alone and don't they cost 50-80 dollars a piece?

 

[DCM90]

Omg Chris ebay rep is down to 88%!

 

[Xanax]

@yawning sneasel

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[Holiday Special]

Damn, didn't Chris just start collecting Funko Pops like last year? There's about 20 of them in that pic alone and don't they cost 50-80 dollars a piece?

$10 each. But I see some chase stickers on them and the chase ones can go for $30 or more depending on if they were retired or not. Chris probably bought them on eBay too.

 

[3rd Continuance]

Damn, didn't Chris just start collecting Funko Pops like last year? There's about 20 of them in that pic alone and don't they cost 50-80 dollars a piece?

Nah. They're pretty cheap. ~$15 in Soviet Canuckistan. I have a couple of the Overwatch ones. The point is less the overall expense and more that it's bone-headed to proudly display a couple hundred bucks worth of extremely discretionary purchases in a video dedicated to begging for money.

 

[AnOminous]

The only one who would pay for her services is Chris though, so nothing's really changed here.

You apparently don't know @yawning sneasel.