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https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."
 
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I'm pretty sure most other dog breeds, regardless of how dumb or poorly trained they were, would just shit themselves and do nothing if their owner had a seizure.

Pitbulls are vessels of pure hatred.
I can't see it as a hatred thing. pit bulls are fucking dangerous because they're bred for it, but it's dumb instinct on a dumb dog. pit bull attack stories are almost always bizarre and random like this ("oh he was such a good boy though"), which is why I think it should be illegal to breed pits and other dangerous attack breeds. let the ones that are currently alive just get fixed and die out.

i had to climb a fence once because a pit chased me. scariest moment of my life. so i am biased against them.
 
Everything I've read about this breed has been predicated upon the idea that it's a specifically hard breed to train and its target audience typically has not been willing to do so.

Fuck Pitbulls
Fuck Pitophiles!

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Pit Bulls are the Kebabs of the dog world. I had a mastiff as a child and felt totally safe around her, but even as an adult and a veterinarian I keep my guard up near pit bulls, especially poorly trained ones that live in cramped conditions.
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Eh, pitbulls are dangerous dogs.

My relatives had one that they raised from a puppy. Unfortunately, it was in the bed with my aunt and it bit her when she rolled on it (didn't lock). But, because it drew blood, they had to put it down. It was over-all peaceful and could be around children. My aunt just happened to hurt it when she rolled on it.

They got a second after that - it never hurt anyone (it got neutered). It died of old age.

What is my point in power-leveling here?

Well, for one, my relatives have raised and trained numerous dogs for years. From bloodhounds to all sorts of weird breeds. It took a lifetime (a pitbull's) for them to teach those pitbulls how to NOT maul people, other animals, and so on. They're probably the most patient, kind people I know. They had to actively do this almost everyday for those dogs to be manageable. The average person doesn't have that kind of time, patience, or, well, ability to dodge a dog that just snaps out on a reaction to something it's unfamiliar with.

If you don't have the time, patience, or willingness to put up with an animal, you shouldn't get it. Different breeds were bred for different things, so my relatives say. To get a dog meant for biting, locking, and being aggressive to not bite, lock, or be aggressive is like trying to teach a fish to fly. They didn't stop the things from biting, locking, or being aggressive - they just taught it how to curb things with toys, exercise, and so forth.
there seems to be a sudden increase in aggression at 2 years of age in pit bulls. this is anecdotal, its a pattern in reading stories from people who raise them from when they are puppies and then turn to the internet desperate for help, the dog is usually 2 when shit starts happening.

You're right about most people being low effort dog owners though, most people who are saying "its the owners not the breed!" can't get their dog to sit on command. I also think that most people cannot physically restrain a pit when it goes crazy, that should be a pre-requisite for ownership of any dog really. Though in every other kind of dog bite related fatality statistic, children and the elderly are the vast majority. In pit bull fatalities, they seem to be able to take down able bodied adults in equal numbers to babies and old people.

I think I see the problems.
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i feel stupid AF right now for not noticing those balls sticking out in the pic of the dog next to a small infant. I wonder if this killing machine has any offspring? white trash often sell pit puppies for quick cash. even lefty san francisco has a "sterilize all pits" policy.
 
I've recently seen a few people trolling twitter by saying they get pitbulls from Craigslist just to take them to the vet and have them put down. Pitbull mommies go absolutely bugshit.

Most vets nowadays are not going to put down a dog you just bougth. Vets have way more leeway to follow moral impulses, in fact it's likely to be far more detrimental to business if it's found out you do something shady like that.

Sure vets will put down for agression issues, I mentioned in a similar thread I had assisted in such a euthanasia, but the owner had had the dog for years and a pattern of escalation had been established. I interned at a humane society that used to make you prove animal ownership if they came in for the first time to euthanize because of cases of people trying to kill the neighbor's pet.
 
Most vets nowadays are not going to put down a dog you just bougth. Vets have way more leeway to follow moral impulses, in fact it's likely to be far more detrimental to business if it's found out you do something shady like that.

Sure vets will put down for agression issues, I mentioned in a similar thread I had assisted in such a euthanasia, but the owner had had the dog for years and a pattern of escalation had been established. I interned at a humane society that used to make you prove animal ownership if they came in for the first time to euthanize because of cases of people trying to kill the neighbor's pet.

What sadistic fucks are getting their neighbor's pets euthanized?!?
 
ACKSHUALLY there was a French woman awhile back who tried to commit suicide by taking pills. Her laborador found her lying on the floor, unresponsive and in a panic, it began tearing her face off. (The woman did wake up and had to have a face transplant later. The dog was euthanized.) So it isn't unusual for dogs of any stripe to freak out if they find their owners acting strangely. Attacking the human you love and are concerned about certainly seems like an odd instinct to have, though. Imagine if you and a friend were in a car accident and your friend's head went through the windshield, and instead of covering him up to protect him from shock and running for help, you began to beat his head against the steering wheel. That seems counterintuitive to survival of the species.

I guess what I'm saying is that all dogs are rock stupid. Combine that with a rock stupid human owner and a pair of jaws that can bite through steel, and you've got a serious mauling epidemic.


Scientifically, dogs are pretty much a subspecies of wolf bred to be friendly to humans. Even with thousands of years of domestication, you still have a few instincts buried underneath that "Good Boy" exterior, especially with larger working breeds. I would suspect the act of falling to the ground and convulsing could trigger a form of prey response for a dog in regards to seizures. Or, in the case of the unresponsive woman, perhaps the dog nipped her initially as an attempt to get her to respond and wake up, but one blood started getting drawn different instincts took over?
 
Pibbles are gentle good dogs who wouldn't hurt a fly. Unless that fly was having a seizure or a child or just generally existing.

I will give a little benefit to the doubt. I'm not going to defend pits here.

Dogs and other animals, when bonded to a human, often try to drag them to safety. Everyone heard what happened to the Siegfried and Roy. Roy flew into a seizure and the lion grabbed him by the throat and began dragging him off by the neck (according to HIM ).

The problem with other animals trying to drag a human to safety - animals are used to carrying by the scruff of the neck. Some dogs (golden retrievers, in the last article I saw) MIGHT grab a human by the arm. Add in a struggle to that and the animal typically clamps down harder. Could that have happened here? Possibly so. Even if it was trying to save the owner, the little bastard can chomp onto steel and has aggressive instincts. Combine that with a neck drag - someone is fucked - at that point, predator and prey instincts can kick in. Depends on the bond. A second problem with that? They don't know human anatomy.
 
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ACKSHUALLY there was a French woman awhile back who tried to commit suicide by taking pills. Her laborador found her lying on the floor, unresponsive and in a panic, it began tearing her face off. (The woman did wake up and had to have a face transplant later. The dog was euthanized.) So it isn't unusual for dogs of any stripe to freak out if they find their owners acting strangely. Attacking the human you love and are concerned about certainly seems like an odd instinct to have, though. Imagine if you and a friend were in a car accident and your friend's head went through the windshield, and instead of covering him up to protect him from shock and running for help, you began to beat his head against the steering wheel. That seems counterintuitive to survival of the species.

I guess what I'm saying is that all dogs are rock stupid. Combine that with a rock stupid human owner and a pair of jaws that can bite through steel, and you've got a serious mauling epidemic.

Maybe dogs try to euthanize their unhealthy owners?
 
I mean I feel like we used to have more pitbull defenders in these sorts of threads but I assume we all realized actually doing so was fucking pointless.

A honeypot, left untouched by the flies it so longs for.

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Your dog is dangerous and you should feel bad.

Her laborador found her lying on the floor, unresponsive and in a panic, it began tearing her face off. (The woman did wake up and had to have a face transplant later. The dog was euthanized.)

It's my understanding in cases like this that the dog tries to wake their owner up but ends up drawing blood and going into a chewing frenzy like you sometimes see them do with bones. Take that with a grain of salt as I'm not certain of that. But either way it isn't exactly the same as immediately ripping someone's throat out.

I can't see it as a hatred thing. pit bulls are fucking dangerous because they're bred for it, but it's dumb instinct on a dumb dog. pit bull attack stories are almost always bizarre and random like this ("oh he was such a good boy though"), which is why I think it should be illegal to breed pits and other dangerous attack breeds. let the ones that are currently alive just get fixed and die out.

There aren't really other breeds who do this other than those "wolf dogs" which are also dumb. German Shepherds, Dobermans, Rottweilers, Ridgebacks, Huskys... don't even compare. They sometimes bite people but almost never tear them apart like Pitbulls and almost never kill
 
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Your dog is dangerous and you should feel bad.



It's my understanding in cases like this that the dog tries to wake their owner up but ends up drawing blood and going into a chewing frenzy like you sometimes see them do with bones. Take that with a grain of salt as I'm not certain of that. But either way it isn't exactly the same as immediately ripping someone's throat out.



There aren't really other breeds who do this other than those "wolf dogs" which are also dumb. German Shepherds, Dobermans, Rottweilers, Ridgebacks, Huskys... don't even compare. They sometimes bite people but almost never tear them apart like Pitbulls and almost never kill
>wolf dogs are dumb
>but not huskys, even though they are borderline retarded
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>wolf dogs are dumb
>but not huskys, even though they are borderline exceptional
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Yes some people literally own domestic dog/gray wolf hybrids and the concept is edgy, dumb, and asking for trouble. Found the pitophile I guess.

Edit: lots of dogs are stupid and fine since they aren't child eating machines. I was calling the concept of a wolf dog hybrid as a pet dumb
 
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Nigger just give it time.

If our "HAXXORS ON RAPESTEROIDS!" reputation continues to grow then I give it a 50-70% probability that creepy schlubby tumblr rejects will come here to try and form philanderous relationships with our members in order to have their very own bargain bin dark-web edward cullen to "redeem"
TBH sounds kinda hot. I would be somebodys trash hasubandu "project". Im kind of into femdom and I dont have very high standards either. I dont think Im "bad boy" enough, though.

I need to up my usage of the bad words like nigger and faggot by like 50%. Or the ultimate bad word, niggerfaggot. Maybe kill a few trans people or misgender them or something.
 
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Her house is a filthy shithole :horrifying:

Filthy, obviously doesn’t take care of her child or dog. Fucking nuts on that pit.

This is pretty sad. I don’t have a problem with pits but you need to be responsible with them. They are like a gun, a fucking gun that is mobile, can make choices, has feelings and emotions. I have a “dangerous” animal, but it’s well trained, neutered, has a great life, and knows I won’t take any shit from it. It’s def harmed a fly or twenty, hilarious to watch.
 
Scientifically, dogs are pretty much a subspecies of wolf bred to be friendly to humans. Even with thousands of years of domestication, you still have a few instincts buried underneath that "Good Boy" exterior, especially with larger working breeds. I would suspect the act of falling to the ground and convulsing could trigger a form of prey response for a dog in regards to seizures. Or, in the case of the unresponsive woman, perhaps the dog nipped her initially as an attempt to get her to respond and wake up, but one blood started getting drawn different instincts took over?
Pits are working dogs. Their job is to fight other dangerous animals and inflict lethal damage, generally by biting hard on the neck or face and refusing to let go. Most dogs do not bite in the same way.

you can see some dog fighting footage in this news report:

you can compare the footage to fights that break out in the real world, and it looks pretty similar. Grip on and don't let go, even when an adult man beats them with a weapon or a cop uses a taser.



here are 50 day old puppies fighting in a similar fashion. it doesn't need to be taught, or if it does its not hard to teach.

 
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