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The kinks that are totally unrelated to sex always make me balk the most. This is a pretty great find in those regards, thanks for sharing.
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Oh no. I was reading his twitter (he wanted women to shake his hand for his birthday) on my phone and I accidentally hit "follow". Block block block. I don't wear tucked in shirts, so don't ask me.
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I love that he's surprised that a beautiful woman in a tucked-in shirt doesn't come up to shake his hand here. He has to scramble to prepare an alternative speech about how the only thing that matters about women is whether they wear tightly tucked-in shirts.
It rubs the lotion on its skin...
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It rubs the lotion on its skin...
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You called it -- the mutual friends are all regional poets and artsy-types.
As for Lee's peculiar fixation: I'm guessing that his first burst of pubescent erotic-energy happened when a woman with a tucked-in shirt shook his hand, and he imprinted it sexually. I think a lot of kinks and festishes get started this way.
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The second video is really disturbing I don't if it is his voice or how slow he talks.
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Oh dear me.
His google+ page is creepy as all fucking hell.
He seems really keen on convincing little girls to act out his fetish for him. Like some of these kids are eight years old.
https://plus.google.com/106856878611732304392/posts?pageId=109200024342869698736
His google+ page is creepy as all fucking hell.
He seems really keen on convincing little girls to act out his fetish for him. Like some of these kids are eight years old.
https://plus.google.com/106856878611732304392/posts?pageId=109200024342869698736
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Man -- that is disturbing. I'd almost call it grooming behavior.
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I don't see anything but his name, his view count, and his one follower on that page. Do you mean his youtube page? In that case, the girls are mostly 20-something college students who appear have no idea that this is his fetish.
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Oh, I was just on a non-Google apps account. I can see it now. This is horrifying.
Especially creepy considering this page, where he describes the clothing he finds attractive on little girls: http://lee1965.tripod.com/dresscode/id4.html
Edit again: Wow this is really creepy. Going for little boys and girls alike. It's not grooming, per se, he's not giving them anything or even praising them, but why is he browsing youtube for videos of children and then asking them to play into his sexual fetish?
Especially creepy considering this page, where he describes the clothing he finds attractive on little girls: http://lee1965.tripod.com/dresscode/id4.html
Edit again: Wow this is really creepy. Going for little boys and girls alike. It's not grooming, per se, he's not giving them anything or even praising them, but why is he browsing youtube for videos of children and then asking them to play into his sexual fetish?
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What the hell is wrong with this guy? Why is he so obsessed with women's shirts being tucked in? Are hands an erogenous zone for him? I hope for the love of God that he stays away from the preteen girls.
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Read some of the above posts.
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It's just the same thing every time.
"How about a dare where you wear tucked in sweatshirts with pushed up sleeves and belted jeans and you do a silly dance?"
He doesn't even try to disguise it's what they wear that's the important bit. I keep getting bad chills every time I delve further into the rabbit hole.
"How about a dare where you wear tucked in sweatshirts with pushed up sleeves and belted jeans and you do a silly dance?"
He doesn't even try to disguise it's what they wear that's the important bit. I keep getting bad chills every time I delve further into the rabbit hole.
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Here's one of his actual stories he wrote. Not embedding because the image is 2mb's too big. The links to all of his recorded bloggers. https://www.blogger.com/profile/11133645241228201142
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Oh, gross. The first little girl got a foot fetish/macrophile "dare," too. As far as I'm concerned, we're in jumpscare territory now.
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I wonder how many of these fetishists are into kids primarily, and how many target small children just because they are less likely to recognize, delete and block requests for fetish content. Goddamn perverts. Just pay a fucking camgirl to do this bullshit for you and leave the kids alone.
Also do these kids have parents?
ETA: Maybe this should be its own thread..."Dares and Challenges" videos by small children, and the youtube perverts who love them. Damned if this isn't one deep and twisted rabbit hole.
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Hi Tony. I have just discovered your videos and I appreciate the information and you make a lot of good points I have been searching for but rarely find in any of the articles I loom for online. I am wondering something. First, I have to explain a situation I had and then I would like your answer/opinion. I had a girlfriend for approximately six months. We did a lot of cuddling, caressing and touching each other in various places. However, the few times I had gotten hard no sperm came out and she thought it was because I was not excited about her. I explained I was sexually aroused by her but she thought my body was saying otherwise or I had some deep issues that prevented it from happening. I am 48 going to be 49 in September and my weight has gone up to around 230 pounds last count. I remember when 175 pounds was considered "getting a little heavy." My biological family (uncle, cousins etc.) are 350 pounds or over and their eating habits are cringe worthy, eating mostly cheap frozen dinners, rarely any vegetables, sometimes a good cut of beef but they drink soda like it was life blood and they only buy the worst processed cheese and they rarely eat anything spicy and they consume plenty of ramen noodles and slices of white bread. When I contacted them after many years of staying away from them, they would cook me dinners and, out of hospitality, I ate the junk (not that my eating habits are otherwise saintly, to be honest). I met my girlfriend after coming in contact with my family and my weight was already somewhat over what it should be but it got a little heavier after contacting my family and sharing in the family tradition of eating their meals. (Some family traditions are idiotic, in my opinion.) I did not have an arousal problem before contacting them. What I mean is my sperm count was fine. But when I was with my girlfriend, I felt very good and relaxed but not often hard. So we never got to do penetration because of that. I cannot help but think either my diet or age or testosterone levels are not where they should be.
So, what I am wondering is if an increase in testosterone will bring my rising and my sperm count up? I am still in communication with my girlfriend on a more friends only basis and that is because she was frustrated and did not know how to make the romance continue to work. If I take your advice on the testosterone formulary, will that help my situation? I do believe my problem is strictly physical. If you think it could work, how long might it generally take to bring results and what other things would you consider for me to do, nutritionally and cleansing-wise, to get back on track? Thank you again for the entertaining and informational videos.
So, what I am wondering is if an increase in testosterone will bring my rising and my sperm count up? I am still in communication with my girlfriend on a more friends only basis and that is because she was frustrated and did not know how to make the romance continue to work. If I take your advice on the testosterone formulary, will that help my situation? I do believe my problem is strictly physical. If you think it could work, how long might it generally take to bring results and what other things would you consider for me to do, nutritionally and cleansing-wise, to get back on track? Thank you again for the entertaining and informational videos.
If you sift through all the creepy pedosweater requests, you eventually find shit like that...he blames dinner with his family for his inability to get a boner...
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Just found a facebook page, "Editorial-Lee Speaking" where Lee talks about his life. In the first part, he complains that he's had one kiss every for every 8 years of his life, and that he hasn't had sex in 552 years. In the second, we learn that he was born to a single mother who put him in foster care, then entered the foster system herself and became Lee's foster sister. The last paragraph sees him blaming his grandfather's ghost for his failed Love Quest.
My Lack of Receiving Love, by Lee Gerstmann
My Lack of Receiving Love, by Lee Gerstmann
Unless I see a change in the pattern, I cannot assume things happen for reasons other than what I believe to be true. During the course of any day, I am either alone or with friends/acquaintances that are platonic and critical about me. These friends are generally male and I know better than to believe what they tell me because I have taken their advice before and saw no results.
My dilemma is my not knowing any women I could date romantically. Not only that but I never did, with a couple of exceptions that did not result in anything more than a kiss. But those exceptions happened only once during that particular year, so if I divided up the number of dates I have had with the number of years I have lived, I average an approximate one just-kiss date every eight years. Friends of mine tell me they are frustrated because they have not had sex “in six months.” Well, this is the 552nd year in a row I have not had sex. Divide that number with zero and you know how many times I have had sex. So, pardon me if I seem bitter/despairing/sad/puzzled/wondering.
I never feel better writing these kinds of articles because nothing ever changes. People may or may not read them and then they go about their business, regarding me as a want-to-be famous complainer, like a combination of Woody Allen/Norman Mailer/Delmore Schwartz but without media exposure to promote my rants, instead of a human being who wants to experience companionship and physical intimacy and wondering what mysterious planetary/universal workings have kept me at a complete distance from a world where many people have experienced such pleasures.
Seemingly, my life is not about pairing with someone. It seems my life is about merely existing with enough material pseudo-comforts like food and entertainment so I can be brainwashed to believe I am more than just a statistical entity helping to promote the work/spend society of modern times. Supposedly, if I never have sex and die a virgin, it won’t matter in the long run as far as life is concerned because “Lee”, as a person of individual importance, is not THAT important. Sure, people are entertained by my writings, the few people who have read them, but no one actually WANTS “me.” (I am not talking about marriage. Many people get and stay married for societal convenience. I am talking about personal/mutual/tangible attraction.) There is enough evidence that sex is not a rare occurrence in our society. However, my life has been totally empty of even being a part of a dating scene. It’s a mystery I cannot seem to solve so I have come to a few conclusions as to why my complete lack of romantic social action exists and why that situation is not as extreme for other people.
My dilemma is my not knowing any women I could date romantically. Not only that but I never did, with a couple of exceptions that did not result in anything more than a kiss. But those exceptions happened only once during that particular year, so if I divided up the number of dates I have had with the number of years I have lived, I average an approximate one just-kiss date every eight years. Friends of mine tell me they are frustrated because they have not had sex “in six months.” Well, this is the 552nd year in a row I have not had sex. Divide that number with zero and you know how many times I have had sex. So, pardon me if I seem bitter/despairing/sad/puzzled/wondering.
I never feel better writing these kinds of articles because nothing ever changes. People may or may not read them and then they go about their business, regarding me as a want-to-be famous complainer, like a combination of Woody Allen/Norman Mailer/Delmore Schwartz but without media exposure to promote my rants, instead of a human being who wants to experience companionship and physical intimacy and wondering what mysterious planetary/universal workings have kept me at a complete distance from a world where many people have experienced such pleasures.
Seemingly, my life is not about pairing with someone. It seems my life is about merely existing with enough material pseudo-comforts like food and entertainment so I can be brainwashed to believe I am more than just a statistical entity helping to promote the work/spend society of modern times. Supposedly, if I never have sex and die a virgin, it won’t matter in the long run as far as life is concerned because “Lee”, as a person of individual importance, is not THAT important. Sure, people are entertained by my writings, the few people who have read them, but no one actually WANTS “me.” (I am not talking about marriage. Many people get and stay married for societal convenience. I am talking about personal/mutual/tangible attraction.) There is enough evidence that sex is not a rare occurrence in our society. However, my life has been totally empty of even being a part of a dating scene. It’s a mystery I cannot seem to solve so I have come to a few conclusions as to why my complete lack of romantic social action exists and why that situation is not as extreme for other people.
Our political systems have appointed leaders whom we vote for so they can run their countries. However, there are advisors, behind the scenes, who control things. In the metaphysical realm, there are guardian angels, also known as spirit guides, managing things on earth. However, our spirit guides were originally human beings, family members with personal agendas and prejudices.
Spirit guides are entities that become promoted to help people on earth. We are manipulated by our spirit guides who impose their unnecessary quirks and family traditions upon us. They work behind the scenes, like political advisors, hoping we will promote their ideas. When something goes “wrong” in life, like traffic jam or power outage, it is the work of spirit guides because they impose their energies upon an otherwise steady situation so they can teach us lessons. Sometimes, they plan trickery and elaborate set-ups so we do not see the final outcome until after a few incidents have set everything in motion. Human beings ARE responsible for some situations but other situations are metaphysical and beyond our control and manipulated by spirit guides.
My maternal biological family is the Feldman’s. (I do not know my biological father or who he is.) My late grandfather David died when I was around six years old. He is probably my spirit guide but that is my opinion and I am not certain but he would be the only likely possibility. His heritage was Jewish-traditional but he married a German Catholic woman. His mother hated that and she tried to poison him with moldy jam. He was an adulterer his whole life, having affairs during his marriage and after he got divorced. Before he died from a heart attack, he would visit me at the Gerstmann’s, my foster parents at that time and eventually my legal parents, while my mother was staying with the Gerstmann’s as a foster child, also. I believe he might have, after he died, wanted me to make sure I did not continue the error or his ways so he probably chose to be my spirit guide so he could help me maintain a more sexually subdued existence. I have only recently, within this year, thought of this theory after realizing how ridiculously long I have waited to lose my virginity and how oddly patterned my life has been. I cannot find one woman compatible, available and willing to help me.
Spirit guides are entities that become promoted to help people on earth. We are manipulated by our spirit guides who impose their unnecessary quirks and family traditions upon us. They work behind the scenes, like political advisors, hoping we will promote their ideas. When something goes “wrong” in life, like traffic jam or power outage, it is the work of spirit guides because they impose their energies upon an otherwise steady situation so they can teach us lessons. Sometimes, they plan trickery and elaborate set-ups so we do not see the final outcome until after a few incidents have set everything in motion. Human beings ARE responsible for some situations but other situations are metaphysical and beyond our control and manipulated by spirit guides.
My maternal biological family is the Feldman’s. (I do not know my biological father or who he is.) My late grandfather David died when I was around six years old. He is probably my spirit guide but that is my opinion and I am not certain but he would be the only likely possibility. His heritage was Jewish-traditional but he married a German Catholic woman. His mother hated that and she tried to poison him with moldy jam. He was an adulterer his whole life, having affairs during his marriage and after he got divorced. Before he died from a heart attack, he would visit me at the Gerstmann’s, my foster parents at that time and eventually my legal parents, while my mother was staying with the Gerstmann’s as a foster child, also. I believe he might have, after he died, wanted me to make sure I did not continue the error or his ways so he probably chose to be my spirit guide so he could help me maintain a more sexually subdued existence. I have only recently, within this year, thought of this theory after realizing how ridiculously long I have waited to lose my virginity and how oddly patterned my life has been. I cannot find one woman compatible, available and willing to help me.
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Disclosure: As mentioned above, I know a few of his FB friends. I also attended various of the performance-art pieces staged by the late Frank Moore: the cerebral palsy-afflicted guy he interviews in the clip above.
Any adult Bay Area resident with a room-temperature IQ who associated with Moore's "Eroplay" scene, and/or hung out in the milieus Gerstmann haunts, yet can't get laid, is either:
Any adult Bay Area resident with a room-temperature IQ who associated with Moore's "Eroplay" scene, and/or hung out in the milieus Gerstmann haunts, yet can't get laid, is either:
- Lying;
- Uniquely and thoroughly repulsive, either physically or behaviorally; or
- So fixated on their own personal kink that they literally can not function sexually without it being front and center of the experience.