- Joined
- Jun 28, 2018
So, I had an essay come back to me. It was an A and I was so glad I got that over with, so I decided to have a bit of fun and burn the essay, one page at a time. Indoors.
I got my match and burnt the first page, and it started burning rapidly. I immediately realized I had fucked up. I tried running to an empty part of the room so I could drop the paper and stomp the flames away(I did this shit on top of my desk initially) but the flame spread too quickly and it was almost at my fingers, so I had to drop it between my wooden door and wooden bed frame and stomp it. Through some form of divine intervention, it landed right in the middle and didn’t catch anything else on fire. I was barefoot so I had to run for a sandal and hit the flames with it, letting the paper burn on the floor for a little bit.
This happened last night and I’m still spooked. Tell me Kiwifarms, how have you almost destroyed your life before?
I got my match and burnt the first page, and it started burning rapidly. I immediately realized I had fucked up. I tried running to an empty part of the room so I could drop the paper and stomp the flames away(I did this shit on top of my desk initially) but the flame spread too quickly and it was almost at my fingers, so I had to drop it between my wooden door and wooden bed frame and stomp it. Through some form of divine intervention, it landed right in the middle and didn’t catch anything else on fire. I was barefoot so I had to run for a sandal and hit the flames with it, letting the paper burn on the floor for a little bit.
This happened last night and I’m still spooked. Tell me Kiwifarms, how have you almost destroyed your life before?