Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

Had this been done by a Trump supporter, Bob would be sperging forever about it along with the media and Parkland kids.


He obviously was too much of a pussy to play football, since it would have kicked his fat ass around.

And football is one of the few sports that actually have a place for fat people. Granted they have to be active enough to kick into the dirt and quick enough to go for the tackle. And I mean it's in the name, you need FEET to play FOOTBALL.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

And football is one of the few sports that actually have a place for fat pwople. Granted they have to be active enough to kick into the dirt and quick enough to go for the tackle. And I mean it's in the name, you need FEET to play FOOTBALL.

Plus, Bob’s probably soft when hitting despite his size. A small guy can easily push him around.

 

[Kamatsubu]

Had this been done by a Trump supporter, Bob would be sperging forever about it along with the media and Parkland kids.


He obviously was too much of a pussy to play football, since it would have kicked his fat ass around.

But what if he hates football... Because he WAS the football?

 

[TheImportantFart]

But what if he hates football... Because he WAS the football?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Congratulations, you still sound terrible even with context.

>dishonestly screencapping
I... have nothing to say about this. Absolutely nothing, other than the fact that Robert L. Chipman is such an exceptionally dumb, angry, and ignorant asshole, that I do not have enough images of people laughing to even describe one iota of the brain killing stupidity that has been spewed out on his Twitter account. Saint Isidor von Sevilla, the patron saint of the Internet and computer technicians, is rolling around so hard that we could hook up a generator to his grave and power the entire world until the sun goes into a supernova state in 5.5 billion years. I feel nothing but my brain turning into mush.

 

[BubbleButt]

Meanwhile, Bob will probably die in 10-15 years without knowing the touch of a woman.

GOOD.

Although 10-15 years is probably a bit

 

[BScCollateral]

Something tells me Bob would think the "Men like you..." line from Sarah is racist while later saying it shows how destructive men are #GirlPower

To be honest, I was hoping he'd look at her blankly and say, "It's a computer chip. Not a lethal virus."

 

[Emperor Julian]

I'd be mad but I'm genuinly bemused how he didnt catch the contradiction in his post, it's so glaringly obvious.

 

[Toxinophile]

IT BEGINS

for those that don't wanna watch bob:
The Oscars are making a new category for "Best popular film"
people are in a tizzy because this looks like this award was designed for all those action and superhero movies that usually don't win awards.
Bob for until the end gives a fairly unbiased rundown of the whole situation. Aside from a few cynical jabs at Hollywood.
Bob's ultimate gripe is that Black Panther is going to win this award, and if black panther does win it will be a separate but equal award, where Bob thinks doesn't sound good at all.

fun note: Looks like the escapist audience isn't having any of bob's shit, or it might be because of the Yahtzee fans.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

IT BEGINS

for those that don't wanna watch bob:
The Oscars are making a new category for "Best popular film"
people are in a tizzy because this looks like this award was designed for all those action and superhero movies that usually don't win awards.
Bob for until the end gives a fairly unbiased rundown of the whole situation. Aside from a few cynical jabs at Hollywood.
Bob's ultimate gripe is that Black Panther is going to win this award, and if black panther does win it will be a separate but equal award, where Bob thinks doesn't sound good at all.

fun note: Looks like the escapist audience isn't having any of bob's shit, or it might be because of the Yahtzee fans.
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-big-picture/117219-MCU-Tants
He has a new one that just came out.

He spergs about how the X-Men will appear in the MCU, even though the Disney-Fox deal needs international regulators’ approval during the first half of 2019. If I sound cranky and biased with this, I apologize because I am not a fan of this merger.

EDIT: The video link from The Escaspist wouldn't be enabled on here. Apologies.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He's got a new video up on The Escapist about bringing the X-Men into the MCU. Because heaven forbid he talk about any other movies.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-big-picture/117219-MCU-Tants

IT BEGINS

for those that don't wanna watch bob:
The Oscars are making a new category for "Best popular film"
people are in a tizzy because this looks like this award was designed for all those action and superhero movies that usually don't win awards.
Bob for until the end gives a fairly unbiased rundown of the whole situation. Aside from a few cynical jabs at Hollywood.
Bob's ultimate gripe is that Black Panther is going to win this award, and if black panther does win it will be a separate but equal award, where Bob thinks doesn't sound good at all.

fun note: Looks like the escapist audience isn't having any of bob's shit, or it might be because of the Yahtzee fans.
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[Frosted Snowflakes]

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He's too fat to be a football. Unless if it's his head.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He's got a new video up on The Escapist about bringing the X-Men into the MCU. Because heaven forbid he talk about any other movies.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-big-picture/117219-MCU-Tants


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God damn these comments are gold.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Black panther isnt going to win the main oscar, not because it's a black guy movie but because it's mediocre capshit.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Black panther isnt going to win the main oscar, not because it's a black guy movie but because it's mediocre capshit.

I fee like Fallout will and should win since its a better movie. What would be hilarious to watch if Venom wins over Black Panther. That would cause Bob to lose his shit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's got a new video up on The Escapist about bringing the X-Men into the MCU. Because heaven forbid he talk about any other movies.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-big-picture/117219-MCU-Tants


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Well, looks like we're gonna get gold from the comments. Can't wait for someone to say, "Remember when Bob said that all gamers are rapists?"

 

[The Nothingness]

I fee like Fallout will and should win since its a better movie. What would be hilarious to watch if Venom wins over Black Panther. That would cause Bob to lose his shit.

Or Aquaman.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Methinks somebody's getting high school flashbacks.

"Why can't everyone be a mindless drone like me?"

And for whatever reason, he deleted that and tweeted out basically the same point.

For whatever reason, Bob actually thought this was Ethan Van Sciver.

Between this and the frequent typos, does his brain have beetus?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

"Printed in the mid-60s"???

Are you sure you didn't mean, "Written in the mid-60s" friendo??

 

[Kamatsubu]

I can imagine Bob trying to slay a mastadon.

I imagine the mastadon stepping on him.