Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BScCollateral]

If female mid-level filmmakers are "factory farming literal" misogynists then that means they're not just jerking off them for cash, but creating more.

Right, but if Carl Wethers and Arnold arm wrestle, it's because they're secretly a Korean lesbian couple, and I'm as lonely as a goldfish on a bicycle.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Wakanda's real to me, Ethan Hawke!"

 

[BubbleButt]

How about proofreading your Tweets before you hit 'send', tubbo?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Basically, he's cucked out to the normies who complain about this stuff being too "geeky" or something.

Oh no no no, it's not cucking out to normies who think things are too geeky, he clearly still wants in. He's shilling for the people who think we should do away with trying to follow established history. They hate getting called illegitimate because they haven't read much or any X-Men comics. It's not enough that comics already treat the past as kinda hazy so everything works with "all of this started like a decade ago from the current publication"

"Why can't Magneto be a black guy from the 1980s? Why can't I write Venom as uncle Ben's killer, I don't care if the symbiote wasn't on Earth then? It's all fiction, dummy."

Doing away with the concept of "past" so you can have a present that's whatever anybody personally wants it to be at any given moment. You can't say anyone's wrong if we have no consistent basis.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Oh no no no, it's not cucking out to normies who think things are too geeky, he clearly still wants in. He's shilling for the people who think we should do away with trying to follow established history. They hate getting called illegitimate because they haven't read much or any X-Men comics. It's not enough that comics already treat the past as kinda hazy so everything works with "all of this started like a decade ago from the current publication"

"Why can't Magneto be a black guy from the 1980s? Why can't I write Venom as uncle Ben's killer, I don't care if the symbiote wasn't on Earth then? It's all fiction, dummy."

if they want to massively rewrite cannon so bad maybe they should just write fanfiction. Oh wait, they won't do that because it means they can't twist the official source to fit their whims and ideology

 

[Wakko Warner]

tfw a dumb meme gets way more traction than any of his political rants.
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Is the joke that the yellow haired dude is also called Cloud? (I have never seen that character, just a guess).

Those ilk has been doing that to other medium as well just for personal greed and profit.

Look of these forms of entertainment that have flopped as a result of the creators appealing to Bob and his ilk.
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"People always hate reboots, and that's why things involving them fail!". With that logic, I was also expecting to see something else that was stupid like "Teen Titans Go To The Movies bombs because of the hatedom" or "Powerpuff Girls 2016 cancelled because of the huge hatedom" on the list rather than Ocean's Eight.

 

[Lensherr]

Oh no no no, it's not cucking out to normies who think things are too geeky, he clearly still wants in. He's shilling for the people who think we should do away with trying to follow established history. They hate getting called illegitimate because they haven't read much or any X-Men comics. It's not enough that comics already treat the past as kinda hazy so everything works with "all of this started like a decade ago from the current publication"

"Why can't Magneto be a black guy from the 1980s? Why can't I write Venom as uncle Ben's killer, I don't care if the symbiote wasn't on Earth then? It's all fiction, dummy."

Isn't that what alternate universes are for? I mean, I actually think it would be cool to see an Elseworlds-type story that reimagines Professor X and Magneto as black men during the Civil Rights era, or better yet, an original story similar to that. Bob himself even pointed out Watchmen as an example of a story that was originally supposed to feature prominent DC superheroes being repurposed into an original work when talking about the people who wanted to remake The Last Jedi and encouraging them to do the same (come to think of it, the story I mentioned earlier could potentially be Marvel's answer to Watchmen). It's just that the people you mentioned don't have the talent to pull that off themselves, so they have to piggyback off other people's work.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I like the characters the way they are with their backstories. I grew up on them, watching x-men, he-man, she-ra etc as a KID (not adult still living at home with mommy or in a basement posting on tumblr all day).

Stop raping my childhood and go create new stories/characters and leave the previous stuff as-is for the rest of us to enjoy.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Isn't that what alternate universes are for? I mean, I actually think it would be cool to see an Elseworlds-type story that reimagines Professor X and Magneto as black men during the Civil Rights era, or better yet, an original story similar to that. Bob himself even pointed out Watchmen as an example of a story that was originally supposed to feature prominent DC superheroes being repurposed into an original work when talking about the people who wanted to remake The Last Jedi and encouraging them to do the same (come to think of it, the story I mentioned earlier could potentially be Marvel's answer to Watchmen). It's just that the people you mentioned don't have the talent to pull that off themselves, so they have to piggyback off other people's work.

Eh, that just means a different continuity. That wouldn't fit the idea of wanting the concept of any continuity to stop. They never really explain how this would work and the best I could imagine is like how Bugs Bunny cartoons are just a series of gags with no actual "lore" to them. They see backstory as a tool of exclusion.

You misread that as the intent is removing any continuity so everything is anything you want at a given moment. No alternate universes, just everything being some kinda description-less blob.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob claiming insider knowledge of the porno industry is ... uh ... what's that word? "Plausible?"

No, wait. "Nauseating."

 

[LastOfTheMohicans]

The most interesting thing about this newest Plinkett review in regards to Bob is the careful and precise way Plinkett compares the structure of the film to the structure of a slapstick comedy, and why what works for National Lampoon's Vacation doesn't work for a Star Wars movie. That is a level of analysis Bob has never demonstrated, and which I doubt he's capable of even on his best day.

Bob's literal counter to this argument is that C3PO and R2D2 exist.

Comedic relief exists in the main Star Wars trilogy, therefore any existence of comedy is automatically justified, no matter if it's poorly timed or placed in a scene.

They've actually put in the work to make their own movies. Several times. A passion and experience like that will give you insight others will lack.

To be fair, if it's merely "putting in work to make your own fiction" Bob did that too with his dumb as fuck Game Overthinker skits. So I don't think the analogy is quite apt here.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

To solve this whole continuity debate, why not just do what Marvel did with the Ultimate line of books? Just create a new universe. It will allow you to redesign characters and give them revised origin stories. Plus new readers can jump into the book without having to learn about the long history behind it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Three way cow crossover with Casey Berlatsky and Arthur Chu about superhero movies.

In other words: Raw, uncut :autism:.

Bob "roasting" some rando.

No it didn't, shut your mouth.

(Will he not like it? Does going to a water park get you wet?)

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob "roasting" some rando.

That "toy on your smartphone" is 90% of the reason anyone knows who the fuck you are, Chubbs.

No it didn't, shut your mouth.

Holy rat testicles, you will never see a more perfect example of sour grapes than this tweet. Bob prays for the relevance of the Plinkett prequel reviews. Why, just looking at the version that's on YouTube right now (which I don't think ticks all views, since I believe it was taken down once or twice for various reasons) ...

8.6 million views. And from that foundation they built a company large enough to have multiple shows (all of which routinely outdraw Bob by significant factors) and enough capital to rent out an actual film studio instead of painting a basement wall green.

But it's "aged badly." Mmhmm. Would His Largeness care to explain why that is, exactly? I'd love to hear the reasoning on this.

 

[LaughingJoke]

I hate being the comic nerd in the room but anytime I can help show Lolcows as dummies. They did use the Howling Commandos in Captain America the First Avenger it was the WWII Unit he led.

Even Roger Ebert took notice of the Plinkett Reviews about Revenge of the Sith
"I was pretty much sure I didn't have it with me to endure another review of this one. Mr. Plinkett demonstrates to me that I was mistaken."
So yeah Bob sounds like such a petty bitch in that tweet also this must had stuck in Doug Walker's crawl especially given his idolizing of Ebert.

 

[cypocryphy]

Does Bob really want to watch nothing but capeshit? How much can one person take? :autism: :autism: :autism:

 

[Mr._Blonde]

"Wakanda's real to me, Ethan Hawke!"
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Failure proof? Did Bobby Boy watch Green Lantern? X3? How about that burning turd sandwich that is the first Wolverine movie? The sequel to said burning turd sandwich? How about The Spirit? Ring a bell to anybody? Anybody? Bueller? Do I really need to remind people of the first un-MCU Hulk movie? And I don't really have to mention Watchmen, Superman V Batman, and Justice League. God knows I don't have to. Superhero movies are everything BUT failure proof. For every three Captain America: Civil Wars or Iron Mans, there's always a chance you get 4 Green Lantern movies in turn.

EDIT: Oh yeah. I forgot a few bad superhero movies. Fantastic Four: The Rise of The Silver Surfer and that recent attempted reboot/burning shit sandwich (God, I hate that movie. It shouldn't even be called Fantastic Four) The Amazing Spider Man 2, In some circles Suicide Squad, Man of Steel, Batman and Robin. And I raise Blobo a Superman Returns. Oh and a Superman 4: Quest For Peace. Like I said before, superhero movies are not 100% fail-proof. Shit, there's a couple of reason why Justice League failed.

 

[Mola Ram]

Superman V Batman

Please, Bob has reminded us of that one enough.

 

[Rathkor]

I hate being the comic nerd in the room but anytime I can help show Lolcows as dummies. They did use the Howling Commandos in Captain America the First Avenger it was the WWII Unit he led.

Even Roger Ebert took notice of the Plinkett Reviews about Revenge of the Sith
"I was pretty much sure I didn't have it with me to endure another review of this one. Mr. Plinkett demonstrates to me that I was mistaken."
So yeah Bob sounds like such a petty bitch in that tweet also this must had stuck in Doug Walker's crawl especially given his idolizing of Ebert.

They also popped up in that Agent Carter series Bob was gushing about when it came out. More proof Bob doesn't actually pay attention to what he watches and rather just skims it to see if it checks off some arbitrary boxes.

Also, Peter Parkers principal is played by the same actor of one of the characters in the Howling Commandos and is confirmed to be that characrers grandson. But hey, continuity is bullshit and only serves to gatekeep, not to express subtle world building, right Bobby?

 

[Gordon Cole]

MUH THEME

#GoogleDidNothingWrong