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"one of your favorite memes"
It wasn't a meme Chris Chan. You drank your own sperm. Everyone was horrified and dumbfounded.
Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread
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It wasn't a meme Chris Chan. You drank your own sperm. Everyone was horrified and dumbfounded.
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Silver Octopus
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Dude is trying to sell his trash for $30.
You guys remember when Chris used to put effort behind his eBay listings?
Back when he was making medallions and Sonichu amiibos, he actually had to work to make a profit... Now all he has to do is write his name on his trash or maybe print out a picture and that's it, instant money.
And yet, even though he's got the easiest job in the world, he still doesn't ship items on time or sometimes doesn't even ship them at all!
You guys remember when Chris used to put effort behind his eBay listings?
Back when he was making medallions and Sonichu amiibos, he actually had to work to make a profit... Now all he has to do is write his name on his trash or maybe print out a picture and that's it, instant money.
And yet, even though he's got the easiest job in the world, he still doesn't ship items on time or sometimes doesn't even ship them at all!
Dr. Tremolo
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Chris barely understands what a meme is, this is on whoever gave Chris the idea to sell these in the first place.
Irony is a thing mostly foreign to autism, but there's a certain point at which it overflows and wraps around to become full autism. That's the case with everyone who buys is ironically.
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You're giving him way too much credit. He didn't have the original can. He went out and bought a case of Fanta, drank and signed it. His lazy ass even said it in the elisting he has 12 cans.
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This saga has officially jumped the shark.
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He should sell dildos he's used.
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I don't think people realize how many of them exist. The brand flopped hard in Asia because Asia has its own brand of chibi figures. Every game store, gadget shop, comic shop,and grocery store has a wall of Funko with prices going as low as 5 for $10. They don't move.
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Holy shit I thought it couldn't get any worse than cumcrusted blankets.
I wonder if selling his trash is going to be a way the reduce the horde
Are there enough pooheads in the world for that to happen?
nah
I wonder if selling his trash is going to be a way the reduce the horde
Are there enough pooheads in the world for that to happen?
nah
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RustyNail(her)
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Even if people buy them unironically, him selling autographs and kitsch junk every week is just going to flood a very small niche market which will eventually dry up.
Silver Octopus makes a point when they brought up the old merch which made for interesting art pieces made by an internet crazy person. Now he's like a former WWE wrestler peddling whatever crap he can in the corner of a convention basement to keep the gas in the generator another week.
Silver Octopus makes a point when they brought up the old merch which made for interesting art pieces made by an internet crazy person. Now he's like a former WWE wrestler peddling whatever crap he can in the corner of a convention basement to keep the gas in the generator another week.
No_one
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Not yet. He still hasn't put the "memetastic"
on eBay for 50 $ a pair.
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Not yet. He still hasn't put the "memetastic"
Selling used panties is the next step into the abyss. Chris's stretched-out monstrosities won't sell but I'm sure Barb's would.
TBM
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Chris Chan's making serious money off of "trolls", desperate for new content when all he's giving them is more ebegging, so he's not the joke anymore.
He can't make money off Sonichu directly, but it seems he's actually turning his limited talents into a viable modern art career. He just needs to draw any bizarre thing that comes to mind, and he has an audience and can command prices higher than many outsider artists.
If he'd just curb his spending, Chris Chan would have ultimately won.
He can't make money off Sonichu directly, but it seems he's actually turning his limited talents into a viable modern art career. He just needs to draw any bizarre thing that comes to mind, and he has an audience and can command prices higher than many outsider artists.
If he'd just curb his spending, Chris Chan would have ultimately won.
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Poor Chris. He's gonna die poor. Even though, 100 years from now, the Sanic Totem will be pulling in bids upwards of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Van Gogh slices his ear after years of delusional art.
Chris slices his taint, and lockes of his hair sell for billions of dollars in the year 2028.
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ONLY ONE will be available: an autographed photo, with my old name on it, shouting, “MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON ANDERSON!” No frame will be included, and the photo will be sandwiched between cardboard and sent in a bubble envelope.
Half of the price will be donated to eBay’s charity.
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$300 for a piece of paper he wrote a catchphrase onto.
Sad thing is that we all know someone will buy it.
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In a few years, it's going to be gross to see a bunch of weird men in robes doing a circle jerk around Chris' memorabilia.
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