Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Twinkie]

I don't know that Amber blew off the gym. She's too fat for gym equipment and she knows it. Did I miss her claiming she was going to use the gym anyway? I mean, her walking plan was from room to room in her house. She's not willing to exercise outside.

We also know she went out to eat from one of Eric's vlogs.

Just throwing that out there. I do agree with your post, especially the most depressing part that this is just going to drag on for years.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

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This might be my favorite Amberism. Not only is she still insisting that she "didn't break a furniture", she is so certain of her word choice she linked the definition.
I laughed with fierce y'all.

It‘s one thing to be stupid and to be aware of it

But it‘s another thing to be stupid and thinking you are hot shit

 

[Xenomorph]

I don't know that Amber blew off the gym. She's too fat for gym equipment and she knows it. Did I miss her claiming she was going to use the gym anyway? I mean, her walking plan was from room to room in her house. She's not willing to exercise outside.

We also know she went out to eat from one of Eric's vlogs.

Just throwing that out there. I do agree with your post, especially the most depressing part that this is just going to drag on for years.

Fuck no she wasn't she said just walking to the bathroom is causing her pain. Soon she will be pissing in a bedpan.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I think Amber mistakes "unavoidable physical contact due to fat" with "hitting on me".

 

[Catnip]

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This might be my favorite Amberism. Not only is she still insisting that she "didn't break a furniture", she is so certain of her word choice she linked the definition.
I laughed with fierce y'all.

Why would she use an adjective as a noun? She really has no clue how English works

 

[Bobsmyuncle]

It might be worth remembering, at this juncture, that no official Amberlynn YouTube video has shown her outside of the house since the "Casting Call" upload of Aug 11, 2018, which (iirc) was still when her videos were lagging behind the actual date.

The only real evidence we have seen of anything resembling walking or going outside since then has been the minute-long Snapchat video of her standing in the doorway on a rainy day. She blew off going to the gym with Becky all this week. She blew off her steps. She lazed around and binged all week...

The Bedbound Saga's demarcation line really seems to be the epic "Hi, I'm Amberlynn" upload of August 16, although her bedbound days preceded that upload by five days. Unless she snaps out of it quick -and she gives no indication that she is likely to do so- that leg and back pain really will be too unbearable for her, and she'll be stuck for real. Housebound, bedbound, doesn't matter... Even the 750 pound fatties on "The Show" manage to get to the kitchen and bathroom sometimes. But that's as far as most of them get.

In a crazy way ('natch) this is what she wanted all along. To be cared for and fed by loyal servants.

Two ways I see it ending... a sudden health emergency, or possible death, puts the Amberlynn Show out of production for good (the spinoff "Becky and Friends" will go the way of AfterMASH, if you'll forgive the esoteric reference). Or a rebellion among Becky, her BFF Eric, and irascible Ricky, and Amberlynn is tossed to the curb.

The next few months will become grim or fascinating (depending on outlook), it seems... Becky actually holds all the cards right now but is too dumb to realize it. Eric is the wildcard. It may be noteworthy that Amberlynn pouts that he doesn't want to play games with her anymore...

Of course, this weird stalemate could also continue for months or even years in its boring way too, but I think something's gonna give sooner rather than later.

Actually, there was this pic that was shared on the stupid shit said on instagram/snapchat. Its from snapchat, so most likely more recent than YouTube. It shows her n the backseat with necky driving.

Of course that doesnt mean its her necessarily, but why would they b sitting n the backseat if she wanted people to think it was her?
This was posted on saturday. Im not sure when the snapchat video ur speaking about was posted.

Also, i think she said, at some point, she doesnt go to the gym cuz none of the equipment can hold her weight.

 

[Xenomorph]

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This might be my favorite Amberism. Not only is she still insisting that she "didn't break a furniture", she is so certain of her word choice she linked the definition.
I laughed with fierce y'all.

Probably from Rupauls Drag Race shit or something

 

[FitBitch]

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This might be my favorite Amberism. Not only is she still insisting that she "didn't break a furniture", she is so certain of her word choice she linked the definition.
I laughed with fierce y'all.

She's a writer.

 

[EH 110]

Her constant "I'll start on Monday" or "I'll start on the first of the month" statements are so annoying. When you're serious about losing weight, you start at that moment. You don't go out for "one last treat." If you only have 5 or 10 pounds to lose, whatever. But Amber doesn't understand that she doesn't have time to wait. She said herself that walking is painful now. She is so close to becoming fully bedbound and it doesn't even faze her. She's still saying, "I'm going to start counting calories on Monday," in her latest video. Becky has been hearing this phrase for nearly a year now. Maybe I could understand Becky if she were living a luxurious lifestyle, but the payoff is nothing. I honestly believe she'd be happier if she were single, working a fast food job, and coming home to hang out with her best friend most nights.

 

[pickleniggo]

It‘s one thing to be stupid and to be aware of it

But it‘s another thing to be stupid and thinking you are hot shit

She’s the living embodiment of that mocking spongebob meme: wIth FIeRCe

 

[Xenomorph]

That sound the couch made was not of it slipping because in the video Dusty did not show a sign of the couch sliding on one side. It was a clear SNAP.

You broke it AL I would be more embarassed about the fact that you fucked up not only Destiny's car but Becky's as well with your fAt AsS.

I love how she thinks if she calls herself fat its some sort of protective ward against anyone else saying it.

Honey, you're way past fat.

 

[Starve Hamber]

The next few months will become grim or fascinating (depending on outlook), it seems... Becky actually holds all the cards right now but is too dumb to realize it. Eric is the wildcard. It may be noteworthy that Amberlynn pouts that he doesn't want to play games with her anymore...

This has to be the most beautiful and well phrased paragraphs that I have read here in a while.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Actually, there was this pic that was shared on the stupid shit said on instagram/snapchat. Its from snapchat, so most likely more recent than YouTube. It shows her n the backseat with necky driving.

Of course that doesnt mean its her necessarily, but why would they b sitting n the backseat if she wanted people to think it was her?
This was posted on saturday. Im not sure when the snapchat video ur speaking about was posted.

Also, i think she said, at some point, she doesnt go to the gym cuz none of the equipment can hold her weight.

Does Amber have to sit in the back to balance the weight in the car?

 

[FitBitch]

That sound the couch made was not of it slipping because in the video Dusty did not show a sign of the couch sliding on one side. It was a clear SNAP.

You broke it AL I would be more embarassed about the fact that you fucked up not only Destiny's car but Becky's as well with your fAt AsS.

I love how she thinks if she calls herself fat its some sort of protective ward against anyone else saying it.

Honey, you're way past fat.

"I have never broken a furniture." She types out on her phone. She looks up to the drivers seat where Becky is driving her to Cheesecake Factory and wishes she could sit in the passengers seat she can't fit in anymore. "Babe do you hear that scraping sound?"

Outside the car, the rear bumper has sparks flying off it as it scrapes against the road.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

She looooves claiming men want her, it's gross.

During the Destiny era, at that infamous 4th of July bash, Amber prattled on about how so many guys were hitting on her...she even gave the false name "Rebecca" .

Wouldn't the men in attendance have been related to or friends of Destiny and her family? She's so delusional she probably mistook a simple greeting as being hit on.

 

[Arrested For YT Crimes]

Actually, there was this pic that was shared on the stupid shit said on instagram/snapchat. Its from snapchat, so most likely more recent than YouTube. It shows her n the backseat with necky driving.

Of course that doesnt mean its her necessarily, but why would they b sitting n the backseat if she wanted people to think it was her?
This was posted on saturday. Im not sure when the snapchat video ur speaking about was posted.

Also, i think she said, at some point, she doesnt go to the gym cuz none of the equipment can hold her weight.

She’s now too fat to sit in the front seat. Look how pushed forward the empty passenger seat is. She needs all that room to let her gelatinous rolls breathe, y’all.
She’s too far gone at this point. Even if Amber actually tried to hunker down and lose weight, she’s at the point where she CAN’T leave the house.

 

[Soda Sink]

Why does she think it's so mind blowing that she broke a couch? I'd be more surprised if she hasn't broken a furniture before. Boy, I'm almost mad on the internet.

 

[ricecake]

She claimed on ask.fm that someone was in the front seat when that photo was taken and she was riding in the backseat.

 

[Whatthefuck]

She claimed on ask.fm that someone was in the front seat when that photo was taken and she was riding in the backseat.

Sure, Jan. That's why every time we've seen you guys drive the gays around one of them is always in front. Oh, that's right, they aren't. They're always in the back. Not only that, but what actual human could sit in a car seat that is shoved up against the dash board?

 

[Long time lurker]

Or does she think people staring at her massive girth dragging a mobility scooter around the freezer section is them eye-fucking her?

I think this is another lie she tells herself. Amber needs to justify people staring at her, but in her head it can't possibly be because of her weight (in her head she just needs to lose a few pounds), so it has to do with the fact she is just that gorgeous and desirable.

Eric is the wildcard. It may be noteworthy that Amberlynn pouts that he doesn't want to play games with her anymore...

Of course, this weird stalemate could also continue for months or even years in its boring way too, but I think something's gonna give sooner rather than later.

I think Ricky is the wildcard. Eric is a backstabbing, whiny bitch who wants to get what Amber has. He isn't just using Amber for views, he's probably benefiting from her money too, and with her living there he has a good excuse to do even less around the house - the house is dirtier not because he didn't clean, it's because the "beans" didn't do their part.

It's up to Ricky to say enough, but as long as his husband is benefiting from it, I doubt he'll say anything. So I think the situation will remain they way it is for the foreseeable future.