Hulex / Kid Internet / Alex Truglio - Lazy SJW who lives off parents and gets fired for shitting at work

[Jaiman]

Wait, I saw this nigga at a con earlier this year. How the fuck is he affording furry conventions when he can't even hold a job?

 

[D.Va]

Why get a job when parents will pay for everything

 

[Tigerwatch]

Wait, I saw this nigga at a con earlier this year. How the fuck is he affording furry conventions when he can't even hold a job?

The same way he affords his general expenses and additional luxuries along with a brand new truck.

Why get a job when parents will pay for everything

Then he couldn't complain about how unfair capitalism is because he got fired for shitting.

 

[Jaiman]

Hulex is still checking this thread. Hii Alex~! ( ･ω･)ﾉ

All toots begin with a "KF venting" content warning.

You know whenever I call Kiwifarms out for focusing on and targetting people who are trans or mentally ill they never screencap or point them out or defend themselves, they just continue to double down on "lol wow this person's a mess" or me critiquing capitalism

did u know you're not allowed to criticize capitalism if ur parents are supportive, it invalidates your opinion, writes someone who needs to remain anonymous who calls themselves "CIA N[slur]"

having empathy is bad actually and makes u worthy of online ridicule and stalking on a website that prides itself on harassing and stalking "lolcows" because happy well-adjusted people engage in this very normal non-sociopathic behavior

Like wow, *Kokichi voice* ya got me! I sure have problems but compared to you people? lmfao
If these are your only friends I genuinely feel bad for you

This is where I post about me, this is my space. You're welcome to follow, and talk to me. You have your space where you...uh...put people under a microscope and collectively wow "wow this person is a piece of shit"? like ok dude.

"Sucks to be me" but it must REALLY suck to be you

Sorry, I know I'll "get over it" eventually. It's nearing 2am and I've been grumpy and spoon-depleted cause of a myriad of things and *gestures wildy* this....isn't helping.

But yeah. Interview in the morning and therapy in the afternoon. I'm on the right path now.

I posted on twitter asking for advice on cars with full disclosure of the circumstances with full awareness and disclosure that I KNEW I would catch shit for it, as a not so subtle nod to it and they reacted exactly the way I knew they would

how dare I leverage the fact that a lot of people follow me there to get a large sample of advice from different people

it sucks, it can't be helped and there's nothing I can do to get them to not obsess over me and I just have to accept it's something I cannot change or slow down

the one thing they eat up and feed on is me posting online about how I feel shitty, or acknowledging that I have a good relationship with my parents because these are obviously bad unhealthy things to share online right? Anyway slur-username here with some more dirt on this marginalized person and some fresh opportunity to dunk on them

the site started because 4channers started stalking and documenting every aspect they could to "Chris-chan"'s life, their content was flooding the boards, so they created their own forum and wiki. "Kiwi Farms" was named after making fun of someone's speech impediment when they were speaking about the CWCki forums

read this shit and tell me these people are worth a damn listening to https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Kiwi_Farms

they even run a fucking crypto browser miner ON their forums. I'd link a thread where the owner openly admits it but I refuse to link their actual site

It's funny how Hulex is so obsessed with checking his thread that he knows the site's history, but at the same time he doesn't know that the bitcoin miner was removed from the site in early 2018.
I wonder how long he'll last at the job he's going to be interviewed for tomorrow.

 

[Meowthkip]

For a guy who says we lack empathy, he really doesn't seem to get why singing the praises of communism while flaunting first-world luxuries and not doing shit about fuck to support the working class would come off as a bad look.

I'm sorry, are you canvasing for politicians who are in favor of raising the minimum wage? Are you a part of a union? Or are you sitting on your ass on Twitter, spending mommy and daddy's money on vidya and fursuits, serving as another example of western decadence to motivate some ISIS member to drive a truck through a crowded street? Do you even vote, motherfucker? How about in mid-terms?

But no, you gotta focus on surface level shit like a user taking his handle from a Terry A. Davis rant. You benefit from capitalism, Alex. You would be utterly fucked under a communist regime. Your entire existence thrives on consumerist culture. I get that you, like a lot of other millennials, resent capitalism because the Baby Boomers rigged the game so you don't have many prospects. But you honestly think communism, of all things, is going to fix that? There's no state-sponsored fursuits after the revolution, comrade. You're bourgeoisie and you know it. You're a useful idiot.

So just shut the fuck up and thank the free market for providing you with an endless amount of furry porn to jerk your little ding-dong to, ya lousy bum.

 

[D.Va]

Haha, hold up. This guy actually thinks he is marginalised? A man from an affluent background who is whiter than white bread?

With the whining about spoons I think he's trying to peddle the autism angle a little too hard. But he's got everyone at the farms to compete with in that regard.

 

[Stock Photo James]

Hello you fuck. People aren't mocking you because your parents are supportive, it's because the apparent amount of money they shell out onto your NEET ass indicates you come from an economically privileged class, and yet despite your inherent privilege, you struggle with every entry level job given to you. Ergo you're a spoiled brat squandering opportunities your upper middle class parents offer to you, giving up and bemoaning the economic system the moment you encounter difficulties, pretending you're some victim of capitalism when you have a cushy room and luxuries not everyone can afford at your parents place.

 

[Marsaudiac]

This fuck is the only person I've ever wanted to unironically yell "YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE" at.

 

[SadClownMan]

I just find it funny how he always complains about not getting a job when he’s the one that either A) fucks it up for himself by doing some dumb shit or B) is just way to lazy to actually look for one. If you see this Alex, hear me out. GET A JOB YOU SLOB. There’s plenty of jobs, you just got to look for them. Stop waiting for a luxury job to come your way, suck up your pride, and work as a garbage collector. Hell a construction worker makes great money even if you don’t have the highest of education. You could work at a landfill or even work as a sanitation specialist (sewer worker). If you live near any body of water like a bay, you could work on a cargo boat, get a job as a fisherman, work at a dock.... do you not see all these job opportunities? Oh who am I kidding, these are jobs that are below you huh? These are jobs that actually require physical labor and dedication to succeed in. Your probably just gonna bitch and moan some more about how communism is the greatest thing in the world while not realizing that communist won’t be issuing stated mandated fursuits anytime soon

 

[Fistbeard_McThunderaxe]

Free white privilege job= living on welfare after his parents evict him.

 

[Meowthkip]

Oh who am I kidding, these are jobs that are below you huh? These are jobs that actually require physical labor and dedication to succeed in.

You'd think a communist would relish physical labor.

I mean, shit, at least Deo's in a union and works at a factory.

 

[Starberry]

I don't understand how he can't find and keep a job due to sheer laziness. When I was a manager years back I had people so fucking lazy that the store manager would hire. But we couldn't fire them. The process takes like three strikes before you could fire someone. And even then district management would have to approve it. And this was the same for both retail stores I worked at as manager. So unless he is solely picking small business, any large corporate company usually puts blocks in place to avoid on the spot firing. In my experience at the very least.

 

[CIA Nigger]

I don't understand how he can't find and keep a job due to sheer laziness. When I was a manager years back I had people so fucking lazy that the store manager would hire. But we couldn't fire them. The process takes like three strikes before you could fire someone. And even then district management would have to approve it. And this was the same for both retail stores I worked at as manager. So unless he is solely picking small business, any large corporate company usually puts blocks in place to avoid on the spot firing. In my experience at the very least.

He's nearly always getting temp jobs. Those are notorious for treating their workers like cattle, and Hulex keeps falling for the marketing buzz about how "we MIGHT even hire you if you work for us" even though that's as realistic as moving up in a company when you're working a mcjob.

Also "did u know you're not allowed to criticize capitalism if ur parents are supportive, it invalidates your opinion, writes someone who needs to remain anonymous who calls themselves "CIA N[slur]"" is random txt material.

Edit: Found his initial KF chimpout

https://archive.fo/UW39z

 

[Stock Photo James]

He's nearly always getting temp jobs. Those are notorious for treating their workers like cattle, and Hulex keeps falling for the marketing buzz about how "we MIGHT even hire you if you work for us" even though that's as realistic as moving up in a company when you're working a mcjob.

Also "did u know you're not allowed to criticize capitalism if ur parents are supportive, it invalidates your opinion, writes someone who needs to remain anonymous who calls themselves "CIA N[slur]"" is random txt material.

Edit: Found his initial KF chimpout
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https://archive.fo/UW39z

Love it how he keeps saying his parents are just "supportive" even after being pointed out how he's a bourgie brat. Then again it's not surprising for a rich kid to deny their economic status and privilege because they're too used to it, and consider it a norm.

 

[Jaiman]

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The only reason I check the thread is to see which of my social media accounts they're following so I can be mindful of content I share

He should have been doing that way back when he was live-tweeting about how much his job sucks and trying to get his followers to spam the business's phone numbers. Oh well.

small comfort that archive.org doesn't work here which they seem so fucking obsesed over so the best they can do is screenshot and link

https://via.hypothes.is/
Oof.

Job updates.

Hm! I got some feedback from the last recruiter I spoke with, she said it was a very good thing I was honest and upfront about what kind of jobs I will and will not accept. That feels good to hear.

Okay taking a break from job stuff for a bit

http://archive.is/HGuZc
When do we start the "Days Hulex holds a new job" counter?

By the way, do we even know Alex's age? He sounds like an 18 year old brat, but I'm betting money he's in his mid-20's.

 

[CIA Nigger]

By the way, do we even know Alex's age? He sounds like an 18 year old brat, but I'm betting money he's in his mid-20's.

Judging by his selfies he looks to be in his mid 20s.

 

[Power Armor]

This shit right here is why you're unemployed.

 

[Goda]

By the way, do we even know Alex's age? He sounds like an 18 year old brat, but I'm betting money he's in his mid-20's.

Judging by his selfies he looks to be in his mid 20s.

lol he's like 32

http://archive.is/YMa1k

 

[D.Va]

What the shit. I thought he was late twenties, but (nearly) 32?!

This is the point where you should be well into your career, and he's gone way past it. Being able to turn down jobs in his position is unironically a privilege. I don't know what he expects the recruiter to get him short of a McJob.

Hulex is a champagne socialist incarnate.

 

[CIA Nigger]

What the shit. I thought he was late twenties, but (nearly) 32?!

This is the point where you should be well into your career, and he's gone way past it. Being able to turn down jobs in his position is unironically a privilege. I don't know what he expects the recruiter to get him short of a McJob.

Hulex is a champagne socialist incarnate.

That's the thing he doesn't get. He's in his 30s, that's the age when parents usually already stopped bankrolling their kids and they've moved out at least. There's a difference between being supportive and buying your kids everything when they're at the age they should be able to sustain themselves.