Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%

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    Votes: 349 9.9%

  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%
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Basketball Jones said:
I’ve never looked at her ask.fm until today but I ran across this and thought I would share. View attachment 529723 And I’ve never laughed harder Who the fuck does she think is hitting on her and what does she think “hitting on” constitutes? Someone telling you “excuse me” when they go around you in Wal-Mart doesn’t mean they wanna fuck you Amber hahaha! Or does she think people staring at her massive girth dragging a mobility scooter around the freezer section is them eye-fucking her?

GORL you’re nearly 550lbs and can’t even walk down a Wally World aisle. You can’t stand for more than a few minutes and you get winded just from talking. You go out either looking like unwashed, unkempt shit, or like a tacky gypsy that rolled out of a wagon parked behind Claire’s. What can you honestly offer someone (it ain’t like you can travel and do fun couple shit, your Lexington adventure proved that)and why would they ever look at you and think you’re desirable?

Actually, nah I take it back. You’re so desirable and hawt you can do way better than Becky. She’s holding you back and you should break up with her and film yourself going on big lezzy dates with all those suitors you have.
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Maybe 250 pounds ago when she was still kinda cute she got hit on. Not now. She said a waitress said how pretty she was and how good her makeup looked- AL probably considered that hitting on her when really the waitress was just being nice, felt bad for her and wanted a good tip.

It's also hard to tell what AL's age is just by looking at her passing by. If I didn't know who she was and I saw her in scooter at Walmart I would guess she was atleast 45 years old. If anyone is hitting on her it might be men (women?) over 50 or 60... I doubt hot young studs in their 20s or 30s are hitting on her.
 
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Classic Amber, it's always someone else's fault. You can see the pattern of her expanding the truth, no matter what the question is.

''No, I didn't break the couch, it was already broken''. Of course it was. Couches break all the time you know, it possibly can't be because a 500lb dainty gurl just sat on it. No, fuck you hayderz.

''No, I didn't eat 20 piece mcnugget''. Just a made up scenario, but what really happened was: Amber dropped one nugget on the floor and gave it to Becky. So technically she only ate 19. Not lying.

It's just so cute when Amber thinks she's one step ahead of everyone and so, oh so clever.
 
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"In fierce." My God. I get that eating food takes a lot of time out of her day, but it's absolutely pathetic she doesn't use the rest of the time to better herself in some other way. Read an actual book by a good writer. Take a free, online class. Anything. Even if she truly had an eating disorder, that's no excuse to just sit around the house all day for YEARS and taking no steps to better herself. She really is content to lead the dumbest, shallowest life ever.
 
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melissarendato said:
"In fierce." My God. I get that eating food takes a lot of time out of her day, but it's absolutely pathetic she doesn't use the rest of the time to better herself in some other way. Read an actual book by a good writer. Take a free, online class. Anything. Even if she truly had an eating disorder, that's no excuse to just sit around the house all day for YEARS and taking no steps to better herself. She really is content to lead the dumbest, shallowest life ever.
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I just loved the absolute arrogant defiance and passive aggression in just posting the definition. No shit, Hambert. We know what it means which is how we know you're using it incorrectly. Fuck she's dumb as box of rocks. What you meant Hambert was "fiercely" (even though, even that's fucking stupid) or forcefully. These are called adverbs. They modify an adjective (fierce is an adjective), verb, or another adverb. The action or the "verb" is "slid". You are modifying or qualifying that verb with a descriptor. You can't do anything "with fierce" at least not in the English language which I was led to believe is your first and only language. You could say "with force", but "with fierce" means fuck all.
 
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Kelly Bundy said:
Classic Amber, it's always someone else's fault. You can see the pattern of her expanding the truth, no matter what the question is.

''No, I didn't break the couch, it was already broken''. Of course it was. Couches break all the time you know, it possibly can't be because a 500lb dainty gurl just sat on it. No, fuck you hayderz.

''No, I didn't eat 20 piece mcnugget''. Just a made up scenario, but what really happened was: Amber dropped one nugget on the floor and gave it to Becky. So technically she only ate 19. Not lying.

It's just so cute when Amber thinks she's one step ahead of everyone and so, oh so clever.
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An already broken couch propped up on a block in a nursing home lobby is a recipe for a lawsuit.
Whatthefuck said:
I just loved the absolute arrogant defiance and passive aggression in just posting the definition. No shit, Hambert. We know what it means which is how we know you're using it incorrectly. Fuck she's dumb as box of rocks. What you meant Hambert was "fiercely" (even though, even that's fucking stupid) or forcefully. These are called adverbs. They modify an adjective (fierce is an adjective), verb, or another adverb. The action or the "verb" is "slid". You are modifying or qualifying that verb with a descriptor. You can't do anything "with fierce" at least not in the English language which I was led to believe is your first and only language. You could say "with force", but "with fierce" means fuck all.
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She's her favorite writer why would she need to read anyone else when she so amazeen? I hope to god she publishes that book she's been working on for years through a vanity press or Amazon before she dies. If it was reasonably priced I would actually be excited to buy it.
 
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