NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Denmark Mafia]

The haram dialogue in Cyber77 caused another massive sperg fest.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cd...e-game-isnt-the-f-word-every-8-seconds.65289/

Isn't this what these retards call "tone policing"?

 

[Raging Capybara]

You can't say nigger, you can't say fuck, you can't say anything anymore.

Fuck these niggers.

 

[Dreamland]

Who are the "VIP" members in the ban tool?

A handpicked selection of proto-cows, some of these have a special status with the moderatoriat that turns them into teflon even when they're trolling at their very worst like for instance Excelsior or Enzom. Others are famous alumni of the site who went out with a bang like Lime, Mattwilson or Cream.

They all share that magical ingredient that makes Resetera such a unique gemstone on the internet, which is the pure and copious amounts of butthurt and comedy gold that they carry and spread across the place.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Holy, there are people from EA, Bethesda, Sega, Capcom, Square Enix and even less famous ones like Nisa, Lab Zero and SNK, way more than I imagined.

Haven't read all of them, but the few I did read were mostly either community managers that have stuck to answering questions about their games, or generic non-content like "cool", "neat", etc. There are exceptions of course. Though nothing really thread worthy so far.

 

[Haramburger]

Haven't read all of them, but the few I did read were mostly either community managers that have stuck to answering questions about their games, or generic non-content like "cool", "neat", etc. There are exceptions of course. Though nothing really thread worthy so far.

I've been checking for the same, and seeing similar results. Keep digging though, it only takes one great post to make it all worthwhile.

 

[Truth]

When I signed up for Kiwi Farms I had to wait until a staff member approved my account.

I had to send some nudes to a mod for my account to be approved? WTF was I the only one?

 

[Vault Boy]

The haram dialogue in Cyber77 caused another massive sperg fest.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cd...e-game-isnt-the-f-word-every-8-seconds.65289/

Isn't this what these exceptional individuals call "tone policing"?

How about you go fuck yourselves, you fucking puritan fucks. CDPR isn't going to bend over backwards to appease you assholes, especially since you keep nitpicking the game to find "problematic" things about it. Buy the game or don't, your "concerns" mean jackshit to any developer worth their salt.

 

[AnOminous]

I had to send some nudes to a mod for my account to be approved? WTF was I the only one?

I just sent some nudes of the mod to the mod and suggested it would be tragic if their parents also got them.

 

[Done]

How about you go fuck yourselves, you fucking puritan fucks. CDPR isn't going to bend over backwards to appease you assholes, especially since you keep nitpicking the game to find "problematic" things about it. Buy the game or don't, your "concerns" mean jackshit to any developer worth their salt.

Lol calm down.

 

[Vault Boy]

Lol calm down.

Thought I'd play up the swearing bit to try to make some of the ResetERA lurkers faint in horror. All in good jest.

That said, my point stands. No one should take their complaints seriously, especially since they'll make new ones.

 

[Haramburger]

Thought I'd play up the swearing bit to try to make some of the ResetERA lurkers faint in horror. All in good jest.

That said, my point stands. No one should take their complaints seriously, especially since they'll make new ones.

then post cuck porn stills with moderator/user names over the people or something.

 

[Ruin]

What's this "account still in junior phase" stuff that keeps popping up in ban lists? probation period for new accounts?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

What's this "account still in junior phase" stuff that keeps popping up in ban lists? probation period for new accounts?

I suspect "junior phase" doesn't have a hard definition, but deliberate design. Wouldn't want people to know where they can feel safe, then they might be able to point out a mod is wrong.

 

[Foltest]

Junior Phase was something that Gaf also have. Basicly, you go through a "trial period" for x amount of months and x amount of posts. If you say something that they don't like, you would get permabanned. Tardera has the same system.

 

[JuanLee]

What's this "account still in junior phase" stuff that keeps popping up in ban lists? probation period for new accounts?

Yeah it's a probation period. This is from their FAQ. Love the ''to discourage elitism" bit, because when they ban people and use their junior status as a reason, that's not at all elitist. Nope.

 

[Ruin]

Those standards are almost impossible to meet for a non insane person. They perma ban people for saying they are going to buy videogames for fucks sake and you need to make it to 300 posts for member status?

 

[King Kobra]

Those standards are almost impossible to meet for a non insane person. They perma ban people for saying they are going to buy videogames for fucks sake and you need to make it to 300 posts for member status?

Life is really 1984 on Resetera

Members = Inner Party
Juniors = Outer Party
Lurkers = Prolets
Mods = Thought Police

Also :autism:

 

[NotoriousD]

The haram dialogue in Cyber77 caused another massive sperg fest.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cd...e-game-isnt-the-f-word-every-8-seconds.65289/

Isn't this what these exceptional individuals call "tone policing"?

Admittedly, I'm fucking SHOCKED that none of these raging tards, afaik, have come forward bitching and whining about the naked chick in the bathtub. Seriously I thought if you showed tits in a video game you were the devil or something.

 

[Dreamland]

Neofag also did this.

I can confirm that neogaf allows for freemail signups, though it's probably still not a good idea to pick a nigge.rs alias.

 

[MysticMisty]

I have never seen a forum where a admin had to approve you.

I have, but it wasn't to keep out wrongthink, there was a problem with Russian spam bots and that was just the best way to stop them.