Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[AnOminous]

Not that any of that is particularly relevant. The government isn't going to look into it, and Chris doesn't have the bookkeeping records to get into any this. But even in the hypothetical, it isn't obvious how much Chris is violating SSDI rules.

Chris is also not on a needs-based welfare program, but was grandfathered in on his dad's insurance, which was paid for from his dad's taxes. This is unlike, say, Phil the potato, who is on the welfare version of the program but unlike Chris is never in danger of actually earning money.

 

[Done]

The hoard has some seriously strange items in it..

eBay description:

"Another piece from our collection of knick knacks: a Mirror Ball, complete with functioning and working motor with power cord and two ceiling-hanging screws. Makes for a good light display with a light shining off of it at any party or bar."

EDIT: forgot to add the sale price: $75

 

[Mason Verger]

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The hoard has some seriously strange items in it..

eBay description:

"Another piece from our collection of knick knacks: a Mirror Ball, complete with functioning and working motor with power cord and two ceiling-hanging screws. Makes for a good light display with a light shining off of it at any party or bar."

Remind me of what Chris is selling of his to help out his mothers bleeding suck hole?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris dies a billionaire at the age of 96 after having taken over the entire Internet.

He will take it over by absorbing it like that South Park episode featuring Rosie O' Donnel when that Dawson's Creek trapper keeper started assimilating everything.

Thanks to one user point it out, he already looks like an infected, 90s trapper keeper.

If Barb's gums are bleeding, she should stop using Chris' duck as a toothbrush.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Gotta love how he is casually selling his father's lighter on Ebay... didn't his father want him to keep his things?

He's also promoting his mother's 100$ blankets (again)

 

[Done]

EDIT: ninja'd.

$30.

Description: "Yet another item from our stuff: this Robson lighter was presented to my father some time ago. It was Never Ever Used, no lighter fluid was ever put into it."

I don't know much about antiques like that, but maybe @Ravenor can tell us whether it has any kind of value?

Also the blankets are still on sale.

 

[Mason Verger]

I gotta admit, I'd buy that lighter. $30 is very fair.

 

[Ravenor]

I don't know much about antiques like that, but maybe @Ravenor can tell us whether it has any kind of value?

If it's in the condition chris claims it is he's priced it on the high end of average, but if it's used it's about £5 tops, every smoker had one of these before the rise of the BIC disposables.

 

[Kesara]

I checked the pics of the lighter and judging by the flint wheel it looks kinda used? I'm far from being an expert though, I only buy cheap lighters, so don't take my word for it. It could just be the quality of the picture or because it's old.
But yeah good job Chris, selling your father stuff. Dick move again.

 

[AnOminous]

If it's in the condition chris claims it is he's priced it on the high end of average, but if it's used it's about £5 tops, every smoker had one of these before the rise of the BIC disposables.

Ronson? Not even a Zippo. Plebbery.

 

[Holiday Special]

The disco ball is kinda cool. Wonder if Barb and Bob made Chris while it was hanging in their bedroom?

 

[Trilby]

The disco ball is kinda cool. Wonder if Barb and Bob made Chris while it was hanging in their bedroom?

I'm sure it was just bought at a Spencer's Gifts at some point and hardly used.

 

[wellthathappened]

This is basically the world's most cringe worthy yard sale.

 

[Holiday Special]

I'm sure it was just bought at a Spencer's Gifts at some point and hardly used.

You're probably right. I haven't been in a Spencer's since I was a teenager.

 

[Int_meh;]

Remember how we always say that Chris will never earn enough to lose his tugboat? Well he's been cleaning up since April, lets round down to 2,000$ a month, at this rate he could clear 24k in unreported income a year, and what was the tugboat cutoff? Like $18,000? Chris might be getting a little too good at capitalism for his own sake.

So what your saying is next year we may get the irs audit saga? There's no point in even trolling him anymore, he does more to himself than most trolls could.

 

[Mason Verger]

So what your saying is next year we may get the irs audit saga? There's no point in even trolling him anymore, he does more to himself than most trolls could.

I'll admit it's unlikely, but Chris does have some very aggressive and envious trolls. You get some idiot like Hirtes or Lucas trying to throw him under the bus and who knows..

 

[Rupin]

I'm sure it was just bought at a Spencer's Gifts at some point and hardly used.

I have and Spencer's just isn't Spencer's anymore. Now they just sell edgy t-shirts, deadpool posters, naughty birthday cards and sex toys in the back.

 

[Trilby]

I have and Spencer's just isn't Spencer's anymore. Now they just sell edgy t-shirts, deadpool posters, naughty birthday cards and sex toys in the back.

That is true, it's nothing like the Spencer's I knew back in the 80's.

 

[Holiday Special]

That is true, it's nothing like the Spencer's I knew back in the 80's.

Hot Topic too. Now its just lame. Fucking Funko Pops and Nightmare Before Christmas crap and anime tees. Chris might be a moron, but he's in good company.

 

[Distant Stare]

Considering how much he makes on Patreon and Ebay, is he still qualified for his tugboat?