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He's probably imagining it's a load of long telomeres. How long until he takes up recycling?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Who cares how you say mayo ? Lucas brags he's a hot chef. mayo is crazy easy to make. he buys massive tubs and uses it. not cost effective or healthy let alone a sign of quality cooking to smother things.
nice to see another ban he racked up. ever notice how it's never Been Lucas who's the issue ? Dude got thrown out of a church based food donation and shelter.
I seriously doubt the pope declared Lucas a heretic and all the branches teamed up again to stop him from eating for free.
Remember he has been on tard bux a very long time by his admission. So he had ways and money but chose to take from the needy gifts given by the rich.
No shock he gets fat when he spent all his money on food during homeless saga, then still sneaks to food kitchen for a 3rd dinner.
There are people who can't get help, and one plate less is offered because Lucas is a pig.
He spun these stories like he personally was stopping church influence and evil. When a homeless person was out a meal because Lucas is a fat fuck.
nice to see another ban he racked up. ever notice how it's never Been Lucas who's the issue ? Dude got thrown out of a church based food donation and shelter.
I seriously doubt the pope declared Lucas a heretic and all the branches teamed up again to stop him from eating for free.
Remember he has been on tard bux a very long time by his admission. So he had ways and money but chose to take from the needy gifts given by the rich.
No shock he gets fat when he spent all his money on food during homeless saga, then still sneaks to food kitchen for a 3rd dinner.
There are people who can't get help, and one plate less is offered because Lucas is a pig.
He spun these stories like he personally was stopping church influence and evil. When a homeless person was out a meal because Lucas is a fat fuck.
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No, he's just at it again with the weight gain.
Fatass shoulda walked to Dick's.
Fatass shoulda walked to Dick's.
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He has more head than Mister Potato Head.
Guess that's what happens when your biggest concern is mayonnaise.
Guess that's what happens when your biggest concern is mayonnaise.
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He just gets more and more grotesque with every selfie. I suppose that's a good thing - no one's gonna want him when he looks like melted putty rolled into dog hair.
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lol, his head looks literally like an egg with hair on top.
He's just such an irrideemable piece of shit. With other lolcows you sometimes have that little moment of pity where you sometimes can see they're screwed up and maybe would be better now if they had a different upbringing and such, or even just as far as them saying one thing you can somewhere agree with. Lucas is just a piece of shit. There's absolutely nothing good about him. His opinions don't even make sense. Also, if he didn't knew it would get him in trouble he wouldn't write "18 year old" but far lower ages. We all know, Lucas. That also somehow makes him worse than those kinds of pedophiles that are at least upright about it, because he's being a pussy about it, constantly tiptoeing around the fact that all he really wants to do is fuck kids and also fuck his own kids if he ever had some. What a fuck.
He's just such an irrideemable piece of shit. With other lolcows you sometimes have that little moment of pity where you sometimes can see they're screwed up and maybe would be better now if they had a different upbringing and such, or even just as far as them saying one thing you can somewhere agree with. Lucas is just a piece of shit. There's absolutely nothing good about him. His opinions don't even make sense. Also, if he didn't knew it would get him in trouble he wouldn't write "18 year old" but far lower ages. We all know, Lucas. That also somehow makes him worse than those kinds of pedophiles that are at least upright about it, because he's being a pussy about it, constantly tiptoeing around the fact that all he really wants to do is fuck kids and also fuck his own kids if he ever had some. What a fuck.
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He frequently mentions that 16 is the age of consent in Washington, without limitation, and he's right, but when he was open about wanting bang 16 year old girls, he got roasted for it, so it's 18 now, even though an 38 year old lusting after a woman less than half his age is still gross.
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Let's play break this shit down one by one
Lucas says young men shouldn't have babies, with no reasoning why, I can't be the only one who notices the age keeps creeping up for men, and down for women, It's not an aging male is getting more and more open about his pedophiliac behavior isn't it?
Like many lolcows Lucas is life is so damn empty getting a twitter like is a big deal, it's also one of his only forms of human interaction.
There's tons of fun to be had with platonic friends of the other sex, they are awesome ears/shoulders for struggles in dating etc. Making a child with someone, not just sex is one of the most important choices a human makes if not the most. Let's have a kid buddy is not only tone deaf, it's creepy.
You want to hang out with girls, platonically, but that includes making a kid, dear god your lies are easy to pick apart. It's autism to the max to point out you like one gender than the other, on a social level and sets up red flags. What you should pine for is healthy human interaction and friends, a good friend can be nothing like a dating partner. (this reminds me of my favorite cow Kent who needed to be seen in public with a woman so badly he once hung around make up sales ladies and used them as a shrink)
Write a grant, you don't have one scrap of reality, or proof on this claim. If you had that you'd be getting a fat check from Uncle Sam, we spend so much on these things.
Gold has a value that shifts and is dependent on it's amount while an ova is a single egg. A Kg of Gold as of today writing is about 38 grand and change, an ounce 1200ish. The fact you can't afford any of these means this is just babble. Also saying you only like young girls for science, sure.
Your age isn't much a worry, you look sickly due to morbid obesity, and unstable from your poor grooming. You'd be just as scary looking 21 as 51.
Those "fans" are trolls, every time you find a fan they laugh at you and you get rustled. You have no real fans, the fact this happens over and over should hint to you something.
We live in a society where people and do date whom they want. Today of all days there's a thread about news girls in his age bracket are lusting over the 60+ year old Jeff Goldblum, whom is also Jewish I bring this up to say his age, or race doesn't matter. It's just Lucas is a creep.
That conversation Lucas claims, doesn't happen. People don't talk like that. My two guesses Lucas was being super sexual in his talk so someone said go get laid. Or Someone suggested Lucas date a single mom and he rambled about his totally not eugenics baby.
What the fuck is mumble rap? Also peer pressure is new? What planet does he live on, anyone an adult knows of it, he's old he has to have been part of it. I'm asking honestly was he that socially isolated he doesn't know peer pressure?
Oh boo the fuck hoo Lucas. If indeed you have a kid, they will only bury you to spit on your grave, because you raped them as a newborn, you vile fuck. This is a short and sweet pity party but to me this if you step back shows how poorly Lucas brain works, for every culture death is a big deal. If you feel a way about it you wish your honors met, even if they are an uncaring to the next life. If you think death is the end and want to be dropped in a box, by all means, but you'd be in fear of having a lavish event, and vice versa. Lucas is trying to guilt trip and just sounding like what he is a dumb dumb.
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No, they don't, Lucas. Where the hell did he even get this idea? They eat the same types of meats that we do. Other than occasionally dog and chicken anus and live squid.
got eem
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He's going to freak out when he realises that most of the world pronounce it Mayonnaise that way. Lucas thinks he's so cultured, yet he can't understand that mayonnaise is French.
got eem
And then we'll later hear him scream "I'm not racist!"
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Even if they were eating rats, what the big deal here? I really wonder. Does he consider rats unclean?
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A ''''''''genre''''' of music on SoundCloud where rappers deliberately fuck around to make their instruments sound bad and talk about how shit their lives are, and how they have to take cocaine to stop them from killing themselves.
In other words, nothing to do with whatever Lucas is talking about--as per usual, he probably just heard or read the term and decided to insert it into his own weird mental landscape.
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This is a stretch, but maybe he means North Koreans. It wouldn't surprise me to find out they frequently eat rats, because they're hungry.
Just saw Battlefield Earth, too.
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He always claims how good a chef he is, but he's woefully unaware it's mostly only European cultures that are so picky in what we eat.
Rat is fine eating, not that I've tried it but it's long known as a decent enough meat in a pinch or for the poor. If I was to think any culture and eating rat first would be the poor cast of Indians not Koreans. North Koreans will eat anything and it's kinda bigoted to shame them when they are being starved from the gov, while Lucas is morbidly obese on welfare. I shouldn't need to expand on this but Lucas lurks here and sometimes I take joy in twisting the blade, the socialist North Koreans are forced to kill wild animals because their government failed them. Capitalist America let you get SO FUCKING FAT YOU HAVE MEDICAL ISSUES all on our tax dollars, money we can afford to throw to the poor and unable to work. Lucas gets free money for being a spaz, in North Korea the government can't even feed the middle class, or those working for it.
A quick google doesn't even show Korea :
Rats are eaten regularly in Cambodia, Laos, Myanmar, parts of the Philippines andIndonesia, Thailand, Ghana, China and Vietnam, says Grant Singleton, from the International Rice Research Institute in the Philippines. Singleton says he has eaten rat meat at least six times in the Mekong Delta of Vietnam.Dec 7, 2015
BBC - Future - The countries where rats are on the menu
www.bbc.com/future/story/20151207-the-countries-where-rats-are-on-the-menu
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Speaking of all that telomerase science, it's September, college is in session for the fall, some of them have been for almost a month. Shouldn't we be hearing about all the hot young chicks Dr. Lucas is picking up while astonishing his professors with his superior knowledge of human reproductive biology, or has he been so preoccupied with the smoothing app and "viking chess" that he forgot about his school lie?
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We found Lucas school and it doesn't open till sept 18 or 19th? It's probably 10 or so pages back I posted it.