DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ZehnBoat]

How much spam must Phil get from that email address of his? It must be staggering.

maybe now we know why he needs so much money
KHAMAHN DOOD THIS NIGERIAN PRINCE WILL BE DIFFERENT! THIS ONE SAYS HE WILL GIVE ME LODS OF EMONE IF I GIVE HIM A BANK ACCOUNT *SNORT*
AND THIS CHICKY CHANG CHINESE GUY SAYS HIS TIGER PENIS PILLS WILL MAKE LIL PHIL BIG

 

[CausticMinory]

I think every Time you upload a video on YouTube you get that automated "Your video is Live" email. I bring this up because Phil the spammer he is, most likely sent all those emails to the spam folder burying any message in the clutter (Like his house) or replace Spam folder with inbox. Or the more likely scenario, Phil is a piss baby scared to play games with people he can't mute. The man could barely collab with leanna without looking like a pussy (I.e Godfather 2)

 

[Sid]

Bet he as bought lot of useless thing in the past that still to this day we haven't seen photo of .Definitely he was spending like crazy in the past when he was earning a lot he has no self control in the past why start now.

 

[_XXIII_]

Phil is terrified of not having complete and utter control over his streams and content - we all know this.

I believe the collab he had planned with LTG before the list of rules involved separate streams with separate commentary and separate uploads - effectively nullifying any ‘git gud scrub’ from LTG in front of his paypigs.

He threw a fit during his JackBox stream when it got taken over by troll answers, raged at his WoW stream because of stuff out his control, puts co-op play behind paywalls and then only picks his most loyal pigs to play, and hated VR chat because it was full of other people having fun. He then threatened an 11 year old girl pretending to be a fucking Pokemon. He got rid of comments because he couldn’t delete the ‘you’re shit’ comments quick enough. Any game where users can chat to him through mics and give him shit he replies with ‘you’re a moron’ or ‘ack ack ack what an idiot’.

He BARELY tolerates stream chat - frequently berating anyone for not talking about a set few topics - but he knows that if he gets rid of it he’s back to being completely clueless as to how to use rations, navigate puzzles and has to start listening to cut scenes instead of being an insufferable prick over them and wait for Fagginz to tell him what to do.

 

[architects]

I know people have put together estimates of what Phil likely actually pays bill wise.

But I'd love someone to autism together a list of what Phil THINKS he pays a month. Just a tally based on everything he blurts out about needing to pay.

I’d actually be VERY interested in seeing this.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Traditional bills, i.e. electricity, gas, water
Mortgage/rent/whatever other shit he pays for his property
Dining out several times a week/fast food meals
Groceries--probably considerably more expensive than most people's shopping, since he probably buys microwave meals and heaps of other junk
Fuel is probably much less, since he never goes out
Video games, of course
Various subscriptions like cable, Netflix, PSN/Xbox Gold that he probably uses regularly
Various other subscriptions that he doesn't use but still pays because he's a complete tard, like his Brazzers sub
Random shiny shit that catches his eye
Replacements for whatever appliance(s) he breaks because he's a tard
Medications for whatever disease he has this month

Anything else?

 

[ProdigalDuke]

I fully agree with everyone who says he simply doesn't want to collab with Wings (or anybody he can't control, for that matter), but can you imagine how shit filled his email inbox and spam folder actually is? It's an ancient ass Hotmail account that he's used for likely over a decade, and has been his public email for just as long. He's probably had detractors sign him up to every gay porn and credit scam website imaginable. We've seen the man's desktop - he doesn't keep things organised at all, so there's no way he would have cleared up his email and blocked all the shit he's been signed up to.

That said however, there is a search function, and as pointed out, he can quite easily find that email, even if it is buried under mountains of porn and shit. He just doesn't want to.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

So I ended up watching his latest street fighter V gameplay and it’s just comically sad

He does nothing but shit on the game and say that there’s other fighters that are way better right now....but doesn’t list any, or more importantly, PLAY any. Like come on dave, who you trying to kid, you shit on every fighter you play now, and if you aren’t shitting on the fighter itself you shit on its net code instead

Like, all of my friends play league of legends, I can’t fucking stand the game. You know what I don’t do? Play league of legends....crazy concept I know. Maybe don’t play a game you hate so much, especially since you claim there’s better alternatives

It’s also pretty comical to hear him say how safe all the characters moves are and it’s all safe patterns...when the game is heavily criticized for lacking defense options and moves being very risky due to crush counters.

Also he’s talking about moves in sfv being safe when in 4 you could actually make any move safe with a focus cancel lmao, but he shit on 4 as well and called that shit the worst street fighter, so whatever

 

[Wurstbrot]

Anything else?

• 2 internet connections (private and business).
• Apparently donates to pahsitive organisations, never told anything concrete cuz he doesn't donate to boost his ego
• Clothes for his gurlfriend (remember this was a thing?)

That said however, there is a search function, and as pointed out, he can quite easily find that

Exactly. Your explanation makes a lot of sense. At first I was like: When you know the mail is in your spam folder then you can see it, you should uuuh maybe open it?
But then I was like: Woah, what a scared little piggy.

I know empathy isn't a magical feeling but as I know Phil too well for my taste, I feel there is a lot of truth about his anxiety to coop with anybody outside of his controlled zone. He can't even properly interact with people in his chat. And remember his coop in the Monster Hunter World demo? Everyone spoke with each other, except Phil.
He's not a very socializing person, which is fine, it's a common psychological behavior these days and nobody wants that for themselfs. I just don't like his never ending excuses, he simply can't jump over his own shadow and say: Yes, let's do it, let's write with each other after the stream.
Nope, people have to go to him all the way. The invitation is right in his fucking face.

 

[samovski]

I just don't like his never ending excuses.

This has always been what bothers me most about him. He can't ever just be honest. What's stopping him from talking to Wings privately. Maybe he is worried about being "bullied" or having the piss taken out of him. Why not tell him this privately? Why the whole "I didn't get an email dood"?

He doesn't need to make it public he could just talk to him privately. Say he doesn't want to do whatever for whatever reason and that's that. Now he's coming off like a pussy again.

He doesn't need to collab if he doesn't want to. Just be honest. This was a little funny when it was just starting while he played games. When I thought he was acting. Now it's a blatant and horrible character flaw amongst many more.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Traditional bills, i.e. electricity, gas, water $500 because it's a scam
Mortgage/rent/whatever other shit he pays for his property $3000 because nothing he could do dood
Dining out several times a week/fast food meals $75 because happy meals are still pretty cheap
Groceries--probably considerably more expensive than most people's shopping, since he probably buys microwave meals and heaps of other junk
$500 because those microwave dinners were 4/$10 and he got a deal on oats for Kat
Fuel is probably much less, since he never goes out $0/month
Video games, of course $0 because, real talk, the suckers who donate cover this and it's a write-off for muh buziness
Various subscriptions like cable, Netflix, PSN/Xbox Gold that he probably uses regularly $500 because super-deluxe cable is pricey
Various other subscriptions that he doesn't use but still pays because he's a complete tard, like his Brazzers sub $40/month because fapping isn't free
Random shiny shit that catches his eye ????
Replacements for whatever appliance(s) he breaks because he's a tard Kat covers that with her income
Medications for whatever disease he has this month $0 for actual medicine but $444.79 for gin

 

[ZehnBoat]

He doesn't need to make it public he could just talk to him privately. Say he doesn't want to do whatever for whatever reason and that's that. Now he's coming off like a pussy again.

part of me thinks that he thinks that would give wings ammunition. i think phil sees everyone as a potential detractor (and yes, i think phil actually believes his story that his friends betrayed him (anytime someone wants something from phil is a stab in the back to phil))
he thinks if he says "i don't want to do it" wings will spill the beans or "lose his way" and take what he said out of KHANTEXT tell everyone that phil is a bitch while taking his message out of KHANTEXT while reading the email or something

This has always been what bothers me most about him. He can't ever just be honest.

my text up there still doesn't explain why the fuck he lies about every fucking thing though
office is dusty? he could have said "yeah, time to clean it up"
NOPE HE DOESNT DO THAT.. ITS LIGHT CRYSTALS MAGIC LIGHT CRYSTALS WOW FAIRY DUST!!

phil is basically the steamed hams meme

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Is Dave going to play Smash when it comes out? Or will it be the new Monster Hunter where he refuses to play the biggest release of the year (one of them anyway) in the middle of DA HARDCORE GAMING SEASON because he's double buttmad about getting rekt AND making no adbux from it.

 

[Zack the ripper]

my money on him calling quits before 2018 ends ,
10 goodboy points are on the line

 

[I'mPushingButtons]

Phil could just search make a new email account for communicating with other streamers, he is just socially retarded and knows it

 

[Commander Keen]

I fully agree with everyone who says he simply doesn't want to collab with Wings (or anybody he can't control, for that matter), but can you imagine how shit filled his email inbox and spam folder actually is? It's an ancient ass Hotmail account that he's used for likely over a decade, and has been his public email for just as long. He's probably had detractors sign him up to every gay porn and credit scam website imaginable. We've seen the man's desktop - he doesn't keep things organised at all, so there's no way he would have cleared up his email and blocked all the shit he's been signed up to.

That said however, there is a search function, and as pointed out, he can quite easily find that email, even if it is buried under mountains of porn and shit. He just doesn't want to.

We used to do that to each other in high school, sign people up for stupid newsletters/groups/websites/online shopping. Problem is that you have to “confirm” your email or they don’t send any more.

So while I’m sure a ton of people have signed up the hotmail account for penis extender pills or whatever, chances are Phil only got the one email unless he fucked up and clicked confirm.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Is Dave going to play Smash when it comes out? Or will it be the new Monster Hunter where he refuses to play the biggest release of the year (one of them anyway) in the middle of DA HARDCORE GAMING SEASON because he's double buttmad about getting rekt AND making no adbux from it.

Phil said he will play it.
But because it's Phil the chances are 50/50. He's Schrödinger's Gamer, unless we see him play it his announcement is right and false at the same time.
Also there will be Ryu. He can basically play Street Fighter in Ultimate.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I'm dying at the Rick and Morty edit!

 

[Wurstbrot]

my text up there still doesn't explain why the fuck he lies about every fucking thing though
office is dusty? he could have said "yeah, time to clean it up"
NOPE HE DOESNT DO THAT.. ITS LIGHT CRYSTALS MAGIC LIGHT CRYSTALS WOW FAIRY DUST!!

An untouchable ego, he has to be right no matter what, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. Because in his mind it's not ridiculous, cuz his opinion is the right one. His opinions are facts, because he is a streetsmart guy who learned business related topics which automatically let him understand every topic instantly! And because he 1000% understood what's going on, he never makes mistakes, the ones who make all the mistakes are the others.

Can't understand a game? Wrong! The developers are idiots!

Hasn't understood how YouTube and ads work? Wrong! He looked through the mechanism, final verdict, they are incompetent. Because Phil knows the internal mechanisms, somehow.

Made jokes about jews, imitating a nazi and people reported him for racism? They are all idiots and their opinions are wrong because Phil completely knows the context, he just imitated a comedian. Therefore peoples opinions and feelings are wrong, he made everything right!

Sure, he can admit mistakes but only if he falls really hard on his nose or is forced to do so, way too late when he already adapted the new methods. But he never says he might be wrong when he has still another opinion. No, he is always right, of course.

His order of admitting mistakes is extraordinary. Minecraft is awesome after he played it. Capture Card is the hottest shit after he got one. Begging the moneyz from people is necessary and correct as soon as he does it. Being a shill is okay, but only as soon as he does it. He jumps from one opinion to the next just like he doesn't care. This order of admitting mistakes or creating an opposite opinion gives him the opportunity to be still right.

So why does he lie about the smallest things? Because presenting a supposedly weak character makes him look foolish, but he's awesome. Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler is the exact same in this regard. He has to know better no matter what, he is the manliest man out there, he knows everything about any topic, he does no coops to protect people from haters (what an Ehrenmann!) and totally not because he's afraid to get trolled.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Is Dave going to play Smash when it comes out? Or will it be the new Monster Hunter where he refuses to play the biggest release of the year (one of them anyway) in the middle of DA HARDCORE GAMING SEASON because he's double buttmad about getting rekt AND making no adbux from it.

Honestly, I can see him doing Smash Ultimate - it's a fairly easy game to pick up to the point Phil could just grind Classic mode or the potential story mode (with so many boss type enemies in the game there's no way there isn't something like Subspace Embassy again) without too much trouble.

At least until he puts the CPU difficulty on 'hard' and promptly gets his ass kicked by a Pichu because his reaction speed is so slow and he probably can't execute dodge rolls.