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Phil is the child with the green pickle


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Earlier on during today's DS3 stream................


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N0thingICanDo said:
Phil is the child with the green pickle


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Earlier on during today's DS3 stream................


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To do a follow up:

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No, he has not deleted it. The truth is far more hilarious.

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When Phil can't argue against facts, he insults.
If he gets called out for his insults, he runs away like a little afraid baby piggy.
... Or he blocks right from the start, just like when he moderates in his streamchat. So yes, he's a child. Like 5 years old.

Events like these will always remind me of my favorite pussyfleeing (if this is even a word):
As he got called Darksfedill, people jumped in on the joke and Phil ran away and quit the match because "It was a bad game", just accidentally at the same moment his save place got attacked. Yeah sure, brave man. That was beautiful.

Totally typical behaviors of a person who describes himself as "thick-skinned". I guess what he ment was dense-skulled.

Heckler1 said:
People asking Phil to use his green-screen are engaging in a pointless exercise. Phil will never do anything that leads to him having to do anything approaching extra work.
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Oh he will, when the desperati-o-meter is high enough, when he has nothing to lose. Then he will sell it as "adaption", the "thing people always wanted". Or he will bring it up for a special event, to see if it influences his income (which is not the point of a greenscreen, even if it's green like money). I mean, he has this thing at home, he doesn't even need to buy it.
And then we will hear for the next years "Look, I changed from Youtube to Twitch, am now super interactive with the chat, adapted to capture card, put on a greenscreen which people demanded for yeeaaars, I'm a new human being because I changed my equipment. You shouldn't take my effort as natural, just give me the money already!!!".
 
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[2018-09-04 04:06:11 UTC] darksydephil: lol i was going to buy dragon quest xi
[2018-09-04 04:06:17 UTC] darksydephil: but they removed the preorder and full version isn't up yet
[2018-09-04 04:06:21 UTC] darksydephil: oh well, ill have to do it later

Truly a professional who plans ahead well.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
Oh he will, when the desperati-o-meter is high enough, when he has nothing to lose. Then he will sell it as "adaption", the "thing people always wanted". Or he will bring it up for a special event, to see if it influences his income (which is not the point of a greenscreen, even if it's green like money). I mean, he has this thing at home, he doesn't even need to buy it.
And then we will hear for the next years "Look, I changed from Youtube to Twitch, am now super interactive with the chat, adapted to capture card, put on a greenscreen which people demanded for yeeaaars, I'm a new human being because I changed my equipment. You shouldn't take my effort as natural, just give me the money already!!!".
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Yep. The best part about the green screen fiasco is that he just made his fans bankroll a PS4 Pro and a new 4k tv. Two things which do not effect or improve their experience at all. He can purchase more than a grand of equipment that he doesn't need when it makes him feel better and more professional. When it comes to something that the fans wants, actual fans, then there must be a million reasons to do it, at least a 10% increase in revenue and a promise to toss quarters at him for at least a month after he implements its. He already has the fucking green screen! All he would have to do is tidy up his game cave (which he needs to do anyway) and stick the damn thing behind his couch. Like you said though, he'll wait until we're at the point where nobody really gives a shit about green screening and it becomes par for the course and then he'll do it and retcon how his stupidity was in the past and you shouldn't bring it up.
 
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[2018-09-04 04:06:11 UTC] darksydephil: lol i was going to buy dragon quest xi
[2018-09-04 04:06:17 UTC] darksydephil: but they removed the preorder and full version isn't up yet
[2018-09-04 04:06:21 UTC] darksydephil: oh well, ill have to do it later

Truly a professional who plans ahead well.
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Dave: Totally accurate pre-order simulator.
https://store.na.square-enix-games....es-of-an-elusive-age-edition-of-lost-time-ps4

Of course you can pre-order this game, what was he looking at? For PS4 there will be 2 pre-order versions. The first one has a fair price and you can pre-order right now.
The other one is bigger and more costly, you will be thrown in a waiting list. Is this what he means with his statement? Because Phil can't wait, ever? Does he wanted to buy the $150 version? I would be like, uh, totally shocked by that.
 
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AnonymousDimwit said:
Hey Paypigs! Did you know you can donate bits to me by watching this show? Not so subtle, King Snout with Gout.

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Jesus tap dancing criminy. This is the worst fucking shilling I've ever had the misfortune of reading. Jack Ryan is a bootleg of homeland? Much like the swill you put out is basically a bootleg of "real" game play content?
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actually said:
[2018-09-04 04:06:11 UTC] darksydephil: lol i was going to buy dragon quest xi
[2018-09-04 04:06:17 UTC] darksydephil: but they removed the preorder and full version isn't up yet
[2018-09-04 04:06:21 UTC] darksydephil: oh well, ill have to do it later

Truly a professional who plans ahead well.
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Why the fuck does he even pre-order digital editions of the game? How much money has he wasted doing this then refusing to play the final game? Why not just wait and see what the launch hype is like, then buy it the day of or the day before? You have $500 internet, you should probably be able to start the download in the morning then complete the download during your aeons-long pre-stream, test it, make sure it works, you know, doing all the stuff you're meant to do in a pre-stream?

You ever start typing a post full of common sense stuff like this and halfway through go "it's fucking DSP, what's the point"? It's easy to forget just how fucking impossibly dumb the guy is.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Does he know what bootleg means? It's not a compliment.
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Its true and ahnest marketing style.

"hey you get bits by watching this show but it sucks shitty dicks and the directors don't know what they're doing ack ack ack"

He does the same thing saying that he's uploading vids of a game he hates to DSPgaming and then wonders why nobody watches the vids.
 
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PieceofShet said:
I just remembered something... Remember when he did the sponsored shilled stream and said he would do one like every week? what happened? I guess he got back dspgaming so he backed up from it? Maybe the devs said sthing? Who knows...
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He is scared. He knows a bunch of people will immediately contact the devs and they'll pull out(no game dev wants to associate themselves with Phil, not even the most desperate ones) so he decided to not take those ego hits and lay low instead.
 
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AnonymousDimwit said:
Hey Paypigs! Did you know you can donate bits to me by watching this show? Not so subtle, King Snout with Gout.
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I think the real takeaway here is that Dave just got 400 free bits. When the fuck is he ever going to use those? Will he attach :autism: or gin-fueled messages to them? My initial impulse would be he would cheer in a paypigs chat, but AFAIK his paypigs aren't Twitch affiliates. . .except maybe 1 or 2. I just can't really imagine Dave suspending being a paranoid frightened little bitch for long enough to just do a cheer without being paralyzed by the thought of how much he will get shit on and made fun of. Speaking of which. . .

Wurstbrot said:
Events like these will always remind me of my favorite pussyfleeing (if this is even a word):
As he got called Darksfedill, people jumped in on the joke and Phil ran away and quit the match because "It was a bad game", just accidentally at the same moment his save place got attacked. Yeah sure, brave man. That was beautiful.

Totally typical behaviors of a person who describes himself as "thick-skinned". I guess what he ment was dense-skulled.
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I will never get tired of watching this moment of Dave REE'ing & fleeing, while ragequitting because a child on his team in a videogame said, "Damn man, Darksfedill is trash,' and then immediately pretending he quit the match because 'the game sucks' while queuing up a new match. Never change Darksfedill :stress:
 
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I found it odd that centrestrain01 was commenting on Phil. The guy is a small time lets player who specialises in stealth games (i cant shill hard enough for his chill and fun streams, hitman 2016 in particular) but he never struck me as someone to get involved in drama.

Maybe he was really ticked off by phils mgs playthroughs
 
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PieceofShet said:
I just remembered something... Remember when he did the sponsored shilled stream and said he would do one like every week? what happened? I guess he got back dspgaming so he backed up from it? Maybe the devs said sthing? Who knows...
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DerelictOnion said:
He is scared. He knows a bunch of people will immediately contact the devs and they'll pull out(no game dev wants to associate themselves with Phil, not even the most desperate ones) so he decided to not take those ego hits and lay low instead.
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IMO, it's either 1) because he made a boatload of money on Twitch the last month or two or 2) ELO Hell's developers actually did have a contact at Twitch that actually did reduce or eliminate his possible bounties or 3) all the bounties are still on PC, and Phil doesn't have sufficient financial motivation (MUH DSPGAMING) to be bothered with it.
 
Sparkletor said:
Is it against the rules to give yourself bits on twitch? I don't know what else dave would do with 400 free bits.
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Forget that he’s logged into twitch on his streaming account and troll cheer wings with a shout out to Sean Ranklin or lord of the wings. I would chuckle.
 
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Commander Keen said:
Forget that he’s logged into twitch on his streaming account and troll cheer wings with a shout out to Sean Ranklin or lord of the wings. I would chuckle.
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I was really hyped for the collab stream buti guessit wont happen. Btw wings is a bigger man(no pun intended) , he doesnt afraid of his detractors, even talks with them. DSP is a pussy.
 
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