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Prince Lotor said:
I will never get tired of watching this moment of Dave REE'ing & fleeing, while ragequitting because a child on his team in a videogame said, "Damn man, Darksfedill is trash,' and then immediately pretending he quit the match because 'the game sucks' while queuing up a new match. Never change Darksfedill :stress:
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Dude, the way he fumbled over his words over his utter humiliation (from a rather timid troll, tbh) was golden. “No I’m quitting the game because the game’s is fucking sucks is what I’m doing! Darksfidil!”

Also, slightly off topic, but remember when Dave bitched about not being able to go outside because of a heatwave and it was barely 80 degrees? It’s currently 97 with a heat index of 107 in my neck of the woods. Heatwave is another word Dave uses but clearly doesn’t know the meaning of!
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
I found it odd that centrestrain01 was commenting on Phil. The guy is a small time lets player who specialises in stealth games (i cant shill hard enough for his chill and fun streams, hitman 2016 in particular) but he never struck me as someone to get involved in drama.

Maybe he was really ticked off by phils mgs playthroughs
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Fun fact, I watched some of his stuff years ago and even tweeted something which he chose to retweet:
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It's pretty sad when a fatter sack of shit who has cried on stream before is a bigger man than Phil. I would put Phil on the same plain as ReviewTech USA until I remembered that the latter can at least utter a sentence without honking and snorting.

In fact, if you compared Phil to just about any other e-begging lolcow I bet he would be on the losing end of the matchup.

Spoony knows how to edit.

LTG is competent at Street Fighter and is still man enough to attend tournaments.

Onision has made more money than Phil will ever see. (Okay, I am speculating here.)

The point is, Phil is not only the bottom of the barrel. He is the moldy wooden pallet that the barrel sits on.
 
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LordAutismo said:
It's pretty sad when a fatter sack of shit who has cried on stream before is a bigger man than Phil. I would put Phil on the same plain as ReviewTech USA until I remembered that the latter can at least utter a sentence without honking and snorting.

In fact, if you compared Phil to just about any other e-begging lolcow I bet he would be on the losing end of the matchup.

Spoony knows how to edit.

LTG is competent at Street Fighter and is still man enough to attend tournaments.

Onision has made more money than Phil will ever see. (Okay, I am speculating here.)

The point is, Phil is not only the bottom of the barrel. He is the moldy wooden pallet that the barrel sits on.
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When put into context like this, he really really REALLY is pathetic
 
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JustStopDude said:
Unless you are counting tweets, Spoony has not edited shit in the last five years.

As shit as Phil's content is, at least he gives his fan base something. Spoony makes up medical issues at the end of the month and threatens the president on Twitter. Somehow that fulfills his patreon.
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All of this is 100% true, but irrelevant when comparing these two in the vein of who is better.

Whether or not he chooses to use it anymore, Spoony has talent. And even on his worst day before he soared to the degree of the little bitch he is today, he was still leagues above & beyond DSPissbaby on his penultimate one. In every imaginable category. Editing, being funny, fan engagement.. everything. Even the things he has always sucked shit at, he has still always been better than DSReeee.
 
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DQ was a dud for Phil today. I would say that there is a wage quit incoming once the game goes to evenings during the "hardcore gaming season." When I popped in towards the end of the stream, Fagginz had the highest tip (big spender at $5 although he did two $5 tips during prestream if I remember correctly) and highest cheer was 1k. That said, anybody want to gamble on a late night, gin addled change to tomorrow's schedule?
 
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NoMoreFarLeft said:
DQ was a dud for Phil today. I would say that there is a wage quit incoming once the game goes to evenings during the "hardcore gaming season." When I popped in towards the end of the stream, Fagginz had the highest tip (big spender at $5 although he did two $5 tips during prestream if I remember correctly) and highest cheer was 1k. That said, anybody want to gamble on a late night, gin addled change to tomorrow's schedule?
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He got $200 from Tut tonight, so no gin, but he was already apparently talking about dropping it to 2nd stream, so that might happen a little earlier than normal.

Edit: Ooooh, looks like Tut's discovered gifting subs too. Only 2 5 9 16 38 41 so far, but let us see what happens! Put in your guesses now for whether Tut will top his $3000+ from last month! Ninja edit: I'm taking the fucking over. :lol: Side bets for whether Tut tops 100 gifted subs by himself this month. :lol:

Edit^2: For real, turn off your follow for the chat and change that setting to prevent being gifted a sub for a channel you don't follow. Also, cut the troll cheers and tips. Make him 100% whore himself to Tut.

Edit^3: Sorry to keep on adding, but this shit is gold: "I hope you're all thankful for Tut. I know I am." :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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lol this dude just got gifted a sub by Tut and was IMMEDIATELY BANNED by DSP for pointing out he was mashing DP like a scrub


"Thanks to TheRadioSquare who was gifted a sub by Tutankhamunn.................and now he was banned for saying things in the chat like an idiot, you think a seasoned SF player don't know what block stun is? I was mashing DP there? Enjoy your ban moron! Thanks for the sub tho"


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OneDaySon said:
My favourite thing about the Tut thing is how Swaggins is absolutely seething at the whole thing because he's not top paypig anymore.
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I'll be honest and say that I REALLY want to know what Tut's story is. Like, what his job is (or is it family wealth), whether he's really a swarthy oil baron or some shit. This is better than most movies :lol:
 
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Looks like Phil got contacted by Twitch and learned he isn't getting Spider-Man early, or that they don't wanna do any more sponsored streams with him anymore.

And the most important one:
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Remember, if the streams viewers are still paying them, its a paid advertisement NO MATTER WHAT. Something to keep in mind for the future...
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
"Thanks to TheRadioSquare who was gifted a sub by Tutankhamunn.................and now he was banned for saying things in the chat like an idiot, you think a seasoned SF player don't know what block stun is? I was mashing DP there? Enjoy your ban moron! Thanks for the sub tho"
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Most other people: Talk to "these" people in a charming or hilarious fashion (or ignore them) without banning them.
Penne Pulling Pedro: Talk shit and ban them at the same time so they can't react to him.

Never seen this before :story:
I'm not a whiny baby.

OneDaySon said:
Remember, if the streams viewers are still paying them, its a paid advertisement NO MATTER WHAT. Something to keep in mind for the future...
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Then playing a regular game on a regular day is counted as "paid advertisement". Got it.
 
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OneDaySon said:
Looks like Phil got contacted by Twitch and learned he isn't getting Spider-Man early, or that they don't wanna do any more sponsored streams with him anymore.

And the most important one:
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Remember, if the streams viewers are still paying them, its a paid advertisement NO MATTER WHAT. Something to keep in mind for the future...
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Phil: I AM TRUE AND HONEST I AM NOT A SELLOUT I WOULD NEVER PROMO GAMES
Also Phil: Go get Amazon Prime guys, it's really good I guess.
 
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