. The only thing Jake does with his life is pity whore on twitter, but he's too incompetent at that to do it well. Here's a moment he could have miIked, but he blew it because he badgered the Sora-sphere, pissed them off, got blocked by everyone who saw it, never attempted even a halfassed apology, and then spent years raging at them and telling lies. He's not even a good lying worm. A good weasel would have been pragmatic, wouldn't have burned any bridges. Gamergate was enough of a transphobic boogeyman, he didn't need to add a second.
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Hahahaha, Jake claims he is the "subject of a harassment campaign" from KotakuInAction "spearheaded by the same poster who leaked Riot's logs" so he is implying not only that his most blatant lie is true (reminder that nobody "leaked" the Slack screenshots on KIA, it was posted on /r/leagueoflegends) but that a RIOT employee is targeting him. He also complains that people have called him out for "pursuing some sort of vendetta" against Soha, while pursuing a vendetta against Soha.
“Waaaaahh I’m being harassed after making a ton of accusations about Soha being transphobic and trying to insight a harsssment campaign about her.”SOHA! Jake wakes up and immediately starts lying, again, going into a Googleshng and insisting his falsehoods are true and trying to accuse Soha of various things (while being his typical cowardly self and not naming her). Cow crossover with Rebecca Gerber, since most of what he is repeating is all bullshit from her. He's spent over two hours sperging on this Googleshng, and it is still going as I cap these. http://archive.fo/eJYWF
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Hey, tangential to Jakeyboo, but given his constant thirstposting for Paizo, this sort of deserves checking out. Recently, Paizo shit out the playtest PDF for their new ruleset, and holy shit, you need to see this. It's the kind of thing that would make @Randall Fragg want to laugh and/or shank a bitch, and it's entirely indicative of the future of PNP RPGs that Jakey envisions. Brace yourselves and travel below the spoiler tag if you want to experience the madness first-hand. You ever wonder what happens when people like Jake are allowed to design a game?
Well, now we have the answer.
All right, so in addition to replacing "race" with ancestry, in the second fucking page of the book, being given precedent even over the all-important Rule Zero, is this fucking three segment-long abomination:
We're a paragraph in, and it's only going to get worse.
Yes, you read this correctly. You are not allowed to do anything that offends another player according to these rules. If someone takes issue with a character concept of yours, you are mandated to change it according to Pathfinder's own rules. You aren't even allowed to argue, according to this. Don't worry though, the fucking next segment is, if anything, even worse.
Holy. Fucking. Shit. They did it, the absolute madmen.
If you missed it, check the second paragraph's second sentence. Pathfinder's new edition has rules that specifically mandate that every single permutation of race, gender, disability, religion, and every other demographic in existence has the right to be in your game, even if the people of those identities aren't at your table. If you don't do it, according to the game's rules, you're doing it wrong and not enforcing the social contract of the game. I will point out, again, that Pathfinder does not have a Rule Zero section; this fucking thing is literally right at the start of the PDF.
This is entirely what they intended, too, as evidenced by the staff response on Paizo's forums.
I have rarely laughed harder than I have throughout this, and I'm fairly sure that if you read this far, you're laughing just as hard.
