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- Jun 1, 2018
Here's my take on Eevee's document for those who have lives and don't want to read the whole thing.
Eevee starts the document by defending Chris Chan, that alone is a sign of how autistic and deluded his document is. Let's go point by point.
1) KiwiFarms has pushed people to suicide!!1!: Someone beat me to this but the lolcows that have killed themselves wasn't because of Kiwifarms. The only one I was aware of is Terryberry, whom was incredibly mentally unstable and a ticking time bomb. Saying that a forum of people gossiping killed someone is incredibly naive and makes light of mental health. There are multiple factors that lead to someone offing themselves and it takes more than words on a screen to do so. If you look into the lolcows that actually killed themselves, there's a clearer picture of why they did it. Terryberry for example had an incredibly neglectful family and a abusive, manipulative boyfriend. Saying that a discussion forum can be lethal is absolutely stupid, then again this is Eevee we're talking about.
2) Kiwifarms just wants destruction and chaos and they are just meanypoopyheads with anonymous usernames!: Kiwifarms discourages a-logging, real life intervention, and actual criminal activity like stalking. This is a discussion forum of internet weirdos, nothing more. The information and images kiwis use are available through simple Google searches that can be done in minutes. PK made her full name available, thus a google search of her name alone provided her address. This is a simple lesson in being careful of what you post on the internet, and this applies to everyone even kiwis. If you don't want to be ridiculed for being weird then don't post embarrassing pictures of you taking a bath with your hideous cat or showing off your period blood leg drawings.
3) Their evidence sucks because they make assumptions, theories and discussions based on screenshots and not taking context into account!!1: People decide for themselves what the screenshots imply. However, NO ONE is fucking surprised that PK, someone who draws cheese pizza, animal orgies, and rape is a creepy individual. Like for example if someone took that screenshot of PK saying that her legacy is turning kids gay and you said it was Mr Rogers saying it, I wouldn't believe you because it makes no sense in regard of his character. However, with PK it totally fits because she's displayed vocal interest and has made art indulging in that fetish.
4) WAHHH WAHHH MY CAT DIED AND THEY BLAMED IT ON ME: This was one of the funniest parts of the document because Eevee still says that 'he cries about his dead cat till this day' to gain sympathy over something that happened ages ago. No one says that you took a knife and stabbed your cat to death Eevee. However, based on the dirty surroundings of your house and tendency to pick a cat breed based on aesthetics instead of overall health...it's not unfair to make the assumption that you had something to do with the creature's demise. You are the owner, you have to take responsibility. However Eevee taking responsibility for anything is like asking for pigs to fly at this point.
5) WHEN PK SAID SHE WANTED TEENAGERS TO DISCOVER THEY ARE GAY AND TRANS, they didn't take context into account!11! Her remark was innocent and 'half tongue in cheek': Okay this is something that truly is pathetic about the rape duo. They treat sexuality and gender identity as a soul searching journey or accomplishment. So PK says that she made that remark because as a teenager she did discover her 'queerness' through porn, and that she wished that her porn would do the same to other curious teens or...whatever. It doesn't matter, the statement she made was still creepy and the fact that she openly admitted she had a grooming fetish it just sets off multiple red alarms.
6) LAIN IS A LIAR AND A SLUT AND WE WERE WARNED ABOUT HER!: Yeah Eevee kinda slut shames Lain in his beginning statement saying that she bragged about her 'boyfriend barebacking her'. Lol. However I won't go into this since @lainiwakuraa can respond to it herself. Again despite them crying about Marl being a liar, they believe him when it comes to him being creepy towards minors. PK IS THE ONLY VICTIM OK?
7) MY TWEET ABOUT THE CP LAW WAS TOTALLY MISINTERPRETED BECAUSE I THINK SUPER DEEPLY ABOUT THINGS: Cp isn't a 'complex issue', every normal person thinks it's bad and even worse than murder. Also Eevee STILL THINKS that the legality possession of cp is a 'compelling' topic. He still hasn't fessed up that the possession of CP leads to the contribution of actual children being exploited and hurt, and just sees JPEGS as 'numbers and code' and that numbers and code shouldn't be illegal. His 'arguments' for it are not supported by any source and are false equivalences and he blames the backlash on twitter. He doesn't feel bad at all.
THE LIVE JOURNAL COMMENT WAS MADE AGES AGO, I'M STILL FWENDS WITH THE PERSON SO HAH!1!: This is where it gets super autistic. Eevee laments that people didn't go to his friend to ask him if Eevee's comment hurt his feelings or some shit so he can white knight him. Also he's like 'I'm not a pedo cuz I sympathized with a CSA victim!'. Firstly, expressing jealousy isn't sympathy. Secondly, pedos DO sympathize with kids and victims you dumb fuck that's what makes them so dangerous.
9) The Seeds Kickstarter drama WAsN'T PK's FAULT!1!1: Again I'll let the person in question respond to this but LOL at Eevee crying over this person having to hide his 'non binary' identity on Kiwifarms.
10) IT'S ALL MARL'S FAULT BUT HE WASN'T A PEDO JUST A CREEP AND HIS VICTIM NUMBER 1 WAS PK OK: Eevee goes back and forth on how 'fishy' the logs were and his main arguments again, don't disprove them. The whole 'Marl never called PK by her PK pseudonym' is bull since I've seen him call her that on his deleted tumblr. He finally addresses the dogfucking however he said he never 'saw it happen', Marl had no video camera and Marl was with them 'the whole time'. Wait Eevee, didn't you say Marl kept secrets and was a liar? Why is it so farfetched that what he says in the logs is false? If John Wayne Gacy could fool all of his loved ones while keeping 30 rotting corpses in his basement, I don't think it's farfetched to believe that Marl kept a video camera and did this stuff in secret. However I don't believe that Eevee and Pk had no idea since the logs confirm that they were aware. He expresses no sympathy towards @bigfluff nor junglekawa. Of course.
11) THEY DOXXED OPA OPA AND OTHER PEOPLEZ blargh Blragh: Again, there's no doxxing. Opa Opa just posted a picture of his daughter and the kiwis just pointed out that it was gross that he was supporting people who expressed grooming fetishes while being a father. That's it. There was no witch hunt concerning said child.
12) YES WE DID STAY AT MARL'S PARENTS HOUSE BUT WE TOTES DIVORCING: I don't believe for a second that they had zero contact with Marl while staying at the same place. I think the biggest red flag to me (that displays the most guilt) is how they FLED their home despite being 'innocent'. That's the biggest indicator of guilt imo, not the fact that they stayed at a basement and played with a overpriced ugly cat. Also no one was pitying Marl, we just found it hilarious how she (allegedly) divorced a man and became engaged with another in a heartbeat. That's just the root of things and why this thread exists. You three are ridiculous and creepy human beings.
That Eevee document was better (lulzier) than I expected. He uses no sources, no screenshots and just links to a article that is just as sourceless. Bravo Eevee, you didn't disappoint. You just keep feeding the thread with more material to mock, you dumb, dumb man.
I love how this people can't help but to trip on their own steps and end up bringin' more info to the table, things that they end up reassuring themselves
So at some point he does aknowledge that Marl was actually into bestiality, but he eidn't do such things because he was with them all the time..but at the same time tehy didn't knew a thing about it even when he just mentioned it before...
I swear these two are the embodiment of why "the right to remain silent" exist.
