Plagued Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels) - Subreddit's banned, entitled Manchildren whine about why they can't get laid.

[OB 946]

It always gets me that incels view things only through physical traits, specifically the ones they see on television. I mean, it isn't like people have different types. Sure women generally prefer tall men, but there are more than a few that find tall men repulsive. Same with muscles, some women find hard cut muscles disgusting, and prefer a dad bod. They pretend that nobody outside of themselves have any kind of personality. It is just fucking bizarre to see people generalize literally billions of people. Maybe if they interacted with people outside of a screen, they would see the people who snag folks way out of their league physically, but have some fantastic personality trait that makes them popular.

In fact, I personally would say more people are worried about personality traits than physical ones, especially in reference to partners in long term relationships. Let's face it, if you can't make someone laugh, you're fucked, and if you have a knack for making people laugh, you can always find someone to suck your penis.

 

[Derp Potato]

It always gets me that incels view things only through physical traits, specifically the ones they see on television. I mean, it isn't like people have different types. Sure women generally prefer tall men, but there are more than a few that find tall men repulsive. Same with muscles, some women find hard cut muscles disgusting, and prefer a dad bod. They pretend that nobody outside of themselves have any kind of personality. It is just fucking bizarre to see people generalize literally billions of people. Maybe if they interacted with people outside of a screen, they would see the people who snag folks way out of their league physically, but have some fantastic personality trait that makes them popular.

In fact, I personally would say more people are worried about personality traits than physical ones, especially in reference to partners in long term relationships. Let's face it, if you can't make someone laugh, you're fucked, and if you have a knack for making people laugh, you can always find someone to suck your penis.

You could be the hottest Becky/Chad in the room, but if you're a complete piece of shit, it won't matter (for the majority of people out there).

They fail to realize that, but they also refuse to change anything about them to be more appealing to women. I'd say opposite sex but we all know that'd be a lie.

They have shit personalities coupled with undesirable physical features. Just about every single one of them are completely unwilling to change the slightest thing about themselves in order to appeal to women. Shit, you learn those basics in elementary schools with your first crush! She likes Backstreet Boys? Guess what, nigga, your ass does now too.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

It always gets me that incels view things only through physical traits, specifically the ones they see on television. I mean, it isn't like people have different types. Sure women generally prefer tall men, but there are more than a few that find tall men repulsive. Same with muscles, some women find hard cut muscles disgusting, and prefer a dad bod. They pretend that nobody outside of themselves have any kind of personality. It is just fucking bizarre to see people generalize literally billions of people. Maybe if they interacted with people outside of a screen, they would see the people who snag folks way out of their league physically, but have some fantastic personality trait that makes them popular.

In fact, I personally would say more people are worried about personality traits than physical ones, especially in reference to partners in long term relationships. Let's face it, if you can't make someone laugh, you're fucked, and if you have a knack for making people laugh, you can always find someone to suck your penis.

My last girlfriend told me she thought Chris Pratt was way hotter before he lost weight and became an action hero.

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

You could be the hottest Becky/Chad in the room, but if you're a complete piece of shit, it won't matter (for the majority of people out there).

I think there's probably enough complete pieces of shit to go around, they have each other

 

[Zarkov]

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Just upgrade yourself to Mega Turbo Alphachad 6000 !

Don't kid yourselves incels, you can't provide for anyone.

 

[ZeCommissar]

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Just upgrade yourself to Mega Turbo Alphachad 6000 !

Do incels actually believe this is how human interaction and courtship works?

Wow, and I thought Chris was autistic.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Do incels actually believe this is how human interaction and courtship works?

Wow, and I thought Chris was autistic.

Yes. The incel thought process is something like this:

void Its_Over();
{
If (FemoidNearby=True) {
If (Femoid_Attractive>7) Then RejectAsNonVirgin()
Else RejectAsSettling();
printf("It's Over");
}
Sperg("incels.me", Damn_Roasties | Degeneracy | Cock_Carousel | They_Only_Want_Chad);
Sperg("incels.me", Time_to_go_ER | Threaten_Suicide);
ShitPants();
DoNothing();
}

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Do incels actually believe this is how human interaction and courtship works?

Wow, and I thought Chris was autistic.

They believe it's how it worked before feminism corrupted female morality.

They think in previous eras, marrying a woman happened exactly like in that diagram. A prospective man would build his financial stability, approach a chaste woman's father, and ask for her hand in marriage. The father would agree, and the woman would wisely accept her new condition because it was best for long-term family stability.

This is and isn't how it worked. Things were a lot more nuanced than that and it all varied based on a million factors. But they don't understand that. All they see is a perfect world where men with strong values and good work ethic are rewarded with China. Hilarious because Incels possess neither.

 

[The Valeyard]

 

[Pina Colada]

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TIL that pubic hair acts as nature’s anti-beta “barbed wire”.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

>Oral sex didn't exist before the mid-90s when shaving pubes became a thing in the West

What?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

>Oral sex didn't exist before the mid-90s when shaving pubes became a thing in the West

What?

Maybe they should move to Jamaica, where plating a woman is seen as unmanly and one who does such a thing is considered a "bowcat."

Except they won't. They're so obviously in awe of Chad and his thundercock that they wouldn't last five minutes in Jamaica before being severely beaten on suspicion of being a batty bwoy.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

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We have graffiti from Pompeii of one man reprimanding another to "cease licking the genitals of women against the walls of the city as if you were a dog." (along with other greats such as "Weep, you women, for my cock has given you up. It penetrates the behinds of boys now. Goodbye, oh glorious femininity!")

 

[MormonofID]

We have graffiti from Pompeii of one man reprimanding another to "cease licking the genitals of women against the walls of the city as if you were a dog." (along with other greats such as "Weep, you women, for my cock has given you up. It penetrates the behinds of boys now. Goodbye, oh glorious femininity!")

Here's a link for those interested:
http://www.orbilat.com/Languages/Latin_Vulgar/Texts/Pompeii_Graffiti.html

 

[Ginger Piglet]

We have graffiti from Pompeii of one man reprimanding another to "cease licking the genitals of women against the walls of the city as if you were a dog." (along with other greats such as "Weep, you women, for my cock has given you up. It penetrates the behinds of boys now. Goodbye, oh glorious femininity!")

That sounds like something an incel would write.

Is there Latin graffiti that reads, "exactum est," or how about "hic est capsulum nigrum - solum mulieres Chaddeum cupiunt."

 

[A Sign]

Translation:

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

I thought feminists were the ones who told women not to shave cause that's a tool of the patriarchy?

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

That sounds like something an incel would write.

Is there Latin graffiti that reads, "exactum est," or how about "hic est capsulum nigrum - solum mulieres Chaddeum cupiunt."

Nah to all of it.

Spoiler: Sperging about Greco-Roman Culture

You have to understand that in Greco-Roman society, a man eating pussy was basically the gayest thing possible, even gayer than being a catamite or sucking dick. As for the lines about boy's behinds; it's likely, given the historical context, that this was a joke, a bit like saying that you're going to go gay to avoid girlfriend problems.

 

[Vex Overmind]

Nah to all of it.

Spoiler: Sperging about Greco-Roman Culture

You have to understand that in Greco-Roman society, a man eating pussy was basically the gayest thing possible, even gayer than being a catamite or sucking dick. As for the lines about boy's behinds; it's likely, given the historical context, that this was a joke, a bit like saying that you're going to go gay to avoid girlfriend problems.

I bet a lot of these guys say this, and then go out of their way to jack off to the things they hate.

 

[escapegoat]

The Romans were so weird about oral that you were not actually supposed to get your dick sucked. You were supposed to fuck a mouth. To be the recipient of a blowjob was unmanly, because it was passive. They had actual vocabulary for these things.