Twitter 9/12 - Annoyed at Barb over finances

[thismanlies]

At least Chris is aware his mother's a sponge. That's a good sign.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Yes, Barb forced him to waste all that money at Bronycon instead of using it on something practical like an apartment and psychotherapy.

The money that Chris spends to attend Bronycon once annually doesn't compare to the amount she nickel and dimes him for the other 362 days of the year.

There's no reason for him to get an apartment for long as he can stay in 14BC, and he does see a therapist (not that it's doing much last I heard).

Haha But Barb is the financial albatross around Chris's neck! Without her dragging him down he's a fiscal wizard and totally NOT somebody that loses six thousand dollars role playing cartoon hedgehog torture porn with two other autists over the safety of a character that lives inside his own head.

I have no idea how you can be this dense. Nobody's claiming that Chris is financially responsible by normal standards, only that he'd be comparatively better off without Barb.

 

[The Last Stand]

If Chris has a yard sale, won't the city mistake it for garbage collection?

Sounds like when Barb isn't being senile, she's hustling Chris to sell while she pockets the money.

 

[wellthathappened]

Barb has exploited Chris, this is true. But Chris' own manipulation of others to compensate for his own laziness was entirely his choice.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Maybe Barb realizes the Ebay gravy train will dry up sooner than later, and is playing the long game here. She's cleaning the place up to accommodate her next step. Pimp her daughter out for the only job he's qualified for.

 

[Mason Verger]

I have no idea how you can be this dense. Nobody's claiming that Chris is financially responsible by normal standards, only that he'd be comparatively better off without Barb.

You base that on what? He couldn't even make it home from bronycon on his own steam. There's ZERO evidence that Chris will be any measure better off without Barb, and pages of evidence showing Chris will actually be worse. Just read his last tweet thread, he's annoyed that Barb is "greedy" about needing to pay bills and buy food.

 

[fenny]

They might as well stop paying the water bill for as much Chris looks he bathes.

 

[Marvin]

You base that on what? He couldn't even make it home from bronycon on his own steam. There's ZERO evidence that Chris will be any measure better off without Barb, and pages of evidence showing Chris will actually be worse. Just read his last tweet thread, he's annoyed that Barb is "greedy" about needing to pay bills and buy food.

Chris is Schroedinger's tard. If you ignore him, he does the same thing and gets by just fine.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

I went and looked at the tweets. There are four, and they run in reverse order.

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This was someone talking about Alzheimer's and how much strength you need to help someone with it. It's about love. It is not crabbing about a relative who is perfectly fine but is just lazy as hell.

But I suppose everything must be about Blueheart Zappadore Sonichu Goddessprincess Nightshart...

To go a step further, I'm pretty sure the "heavy lifting and legwork" he did for his mom during the fire was not him carrying her to safety, but trying to saving his part of the horde.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris is Schroedinger's tard. If you ignore him, he does the same thing and gets by just fine.

I vaguely remember this thing about by simply observing photon light particles, you change the outcome of the experiment. That's Chris. Somebody says he's good with money, he loses 6 grand. Somebody says he's bad with money, he earns 6 grand selling actual garbage.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I vaguely remember this thing about by simply observing photon light particles, you change the outcome of the experiment. That's Chris. Somebody says he's good with money, he loses 6 grand. Somebody says he's bad with money, he earns 6 grand selling actual garbage.

The observer effect. Observe long enough, and you'll become autistic and lose all your life savings to a man who wears dressies and farts in public.

 

[LeeSydePanda]

Poor Barb

 

[Marvin]

I vaguely remember this thing about by simply observing photon light particles, you change the outcome of the experiment. That's Chris. Somebody says he's good with money, he loses 6 grand. Somebody says he's bad with money, he earns 6 grand selling actual garbage.

Heh, well that too, but more importantly, in the absence of the garbage sales, like after Bob died but before Chris figured out people would buy everything he had to sell, he still got along.

When Chris isn't talking online, he's out in the real world, getting into trouble, doing stupid shit, being poor and trashy. And ultimately figuring out how to hustle some money when he needs it.

I generally ignore Chris and he scrapes by financially. It's just like when people think "this time" Chris will go to jail for blah blah blah.

Navel gazing at Chris is like watching paint dry.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Poor Barb

I had to check the Twitter feed to verify this because I simply couldn't believe it.

It's real.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Storm Of The Century"
"Dog house weighing two tons"
" I realized I am a woman"
"I've got double D breasts"
Chris is not in touch with reality.

 

[Mason Verger]

My original point being, I just don't think Barb is the problem anymore. Yeah she put them in this hole, but Chris keeps digging down.

Of the two people in that house, there's only one person losing thousands of dollars to extortion and living way beyond their means, and it ain't ol' Barbara one-shirt Chandler.


Fuckin bitch can't even chew solid food.

Poor Barb

Somebody call FEMA! Forget Wilmington which might not exist Friday, get to ruckersville!

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Poor Barb

In today's episode of "THAT'S SO CHRIS!" we see OPL over-dramatize a natural disaster that he's safe from to beg for "donation" *cough* toy money *cough* that actual hurricane victims will be needing in a week.

 

[The Captain]

And this sort of thing is why I bowed out and watch from the sidelines. OPL is beyond redemption.

 

[Jack Awful]

Poor Barb

Lol I love this tweet so much!
I can imagine something similar if Barb was diagnosed with terminal cancer.
"The constant pain this, coughing up blood that, 2 weeks to live this!!!"

 

[Mason Verger]

I know some if you guys love Chris, but he's occasionally a actual bad person.

(Harvests a-log hats for disaster relief)