Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Cowpies]

I started Russ’ rap verse for Taylor. Feel free to continue or rate Islamic:

Wrote a song for Taylor Swift,
told it was a gift,
but now we’re in a tiff cause her charity’s a grift.

Seen her on the ‘gram,
Twitter and the ‘book,
Givin’ me some looks,
Did you know I wrote a book?

Her invitations subtle, bitch can’t you see?
Back in court with my rebuttal, I’m owed some pus-sy.

I sent her family flowers; even sent em twice.
Bitch I was nice! Have you heard about MUH PLIGHTS???

Wrote a letter to her mother,
Never got an answer.
Tellin, it’s a scam,
That fat pig shoulda died of cancer.

You deserve a better life, can’t you see the ways?
A janitor’s wife, making min-i-mum wage.

I'd say you missed 'suck me my penis' in there, but I can't think of a damn thing that rhymes with 'penis'.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'd say you missed 'suck me my penis' in there, but I can't think of a damn thing that rhymes with 'penis'.

Can't get over Tay's meanness

Wouldn't suck me my penis

Made my whole life hell

Put lumps in my eggshell

 

[Chungus]

I hope to never reach the financial position where Chipotle is considered "expensive".

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russell's from Mars

Taylor's from Venus

Rhyming takes effort

Suck me my penis

 

[lamp shade]

I hope to never reach the financial position where Chipotle is considered "expensive".
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How about the fact that Chipotle is generally super messy for normal people to eat..Hope he didn't eat in the restaurant..those poor staff if he did..

 

[Savage Randy]

Check out these comments on his Taylor Swift song announcement. I know he's getting people to sing/rap but god I really want to hear him slurp his way through a few bars of rap.
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Her hurt me

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

2 years, 2 years

Of blood, sweat and tears.

I wrote my song, 500 bucks

Despite muh plight, everyone says it sucks

If only she'd see my genius

Then maybe she would suck me my penis..

 

[Fag Smut]

Lookin like a tárd but I’m actually a genius
Tryin very hard - will you suck me my penis

Taylor ain’t the first, Hollywood elite
Practicing deceit and preying on the weak

Once I had a run with a girl named Heidi Klum
Made her a PowerPoint cuz I can’t move my tongue

Then I had a shot at Farrah Abraham
Had I gave a damn
She’d be eating out my hand

Saw she liked my tweet
Told her hey I’m nice and sweet
This is a legally enforceable contract
So date me or I’ll ree

Fuck me or I’ll sue
That’s just what I do
It’s not me it’s you, and you and you and you
And all the girls I sue
Hookers and pop stars too
All just misconstrue
What I’m trying to do

Made a gift for Ariana, showing off my wit
That ungrateful bigot, didn’t show me half a tit

These women discriminate
I took a hooker on a date
She didn’t fall in love, so I had to litigate
Bias judges hate
Fake news will not play
All I have to say
Trolls will twist and turn away

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Fag Smut]

Brett Kavanaugh hasn’t made representations he’s open to handshakes (despite probably shaking the hands of most people he meets).

Taylor Swift has made representations she’s open to dating a night shift janitor with a facial deformity.

 

[The Great Citracett]

You'd have to have Moebius syndrome to think Taylor was sending you subtle invitations.

Or at least a serious case of the 'tism.

 

[CausticMinory]

I think we are all ignoring the fact that "her hurt me"

Russ cannot grasp grammar like he can't grasp the law.

 

[Wait This Isn't Reddit]

I've been out of the loop on greer for under a year and there's 800+ new fuckin' pages.
Jesus Christ Russel, you haven't slowed down.

Let's see if he goes back to the well with Ariana now that she's released another (successful) album.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Seriously hoping Russ checks in with the orchards tonight to see the I-want-to-work-in-the-biz-wait-no-it’s a-gift-song samples you Kiwi rockstars have created. It took several of you all but a few minutes to craft lyrical hits. Russell Godfrey Greer: 2 years.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'm really tempted to just take 5 minutes, find some backing tracks, and run these raps through text-to-speech Moonman style.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

For one person, Chipotle isn't very expensive. Taking into consideration the quality of food it is really rather reasonable.

But when you normally subside on generic cereal and muffins, it's probably quite costly.

And I too shiver in dread at the thought of Russell trying to eat a burrito bowl. He would be better off having the whole thing in a cup. Or just faceplanting into the bowl like that old "how animals eat their food" video.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope to never reach the financial position where Chipotle is considered "expensive".
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Well, it's expensive for what it is, which is crap with a side of norovirus or other food poisoning, which they're notorious for.

 

[Deadpool]

A little late but, fitting for Russ:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
I have a knife get in the van.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Chipotlaway will change your life:

 

[lamp shade]

Chipotlaway will change your life:
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Uh oh, Kayla is testing her luck. Any hint of disagreement could get her unfriended and then where will she get her knowledge of legal processes from?