Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,602
LOL, Russell--you're much better off saving that money toward filing your next lolsuit. Or maybe putting it toward your next brothel visit (so you'll have the required $$$$ instead of the puny and insulting $$$ you showed up with last time).

The Taylor Swift song is shit. It really, truly is. Songcat did the best they could with the turd they were given, and having somebody else do it isn't going to reveal it as a masterpiece. Unfortunately (for you), it does reveal your "best efforts," and despite being your best, those efforts are still incompetent. Blaming Songcat for its inevitable failure is like entering a stillborn preemie in a Most Beautiful Baby pageant and blaming the seamstress who made its costumes when it gets disqualified.

If you were a real songwriter, you'd write another fucking song. In fact, you would have written dozens of songs by now, because that's what actual songwriters do.
 
If Russell was part of a polygamy cult, they would take a page out of ancient cultures' books and castrate him, then keep him around as the eunuch who tended to the women.

Or maybe they wouldn't even castrate him, since there would be no chance of any of the women wanting to copulate with him, physically capable or not.
 
We have some bona fide law talkin' guys here, so I'm wondering, have you ever had anybody remotely as deluded as Russ come to you with similar levels of frivolous claims?

A Bar-run a service in Nashville gets at least a couple of calls a week from people who claim a celebrity has stolen their song, fathered their baby, carried their baby, they are the next Kris Kristofferson (only cooler) but Kris is conspiring to keep them unknown because he can't take the competition, their child is the next Billy Gilman or Leeanne Rimes, and so on. They are as deluded as Russell Greer, but few of them are as nasty. They just feel entitled to a share of the fame.
 
New Russ never accounts for free will in any of his wrangling. Even if polygamy was legal, you wouldn't HAVE to have multiple wives. He'd still be an incel. If prostitution was legal, the prostitutes don't HAVE to sleep with you. He seems to struggle with the distinction between something being legal and something being legally required.
He does account for free will: he thinks that rejecting him is discrimination and should be illegal.
Maybe the girls at the Mile High Neon would all be some sort of weird sister wives to him, and the reason he's dead set on a brothel in Utah is he figures can work the polygamy into the operation...
You know he'd expect the right to sample the wares anytime he wanted, and he'd hoard the hottest girls all for himself. Just think how mad he'd be if one of his personal "girlfriends" started trading flirty tweets with some other client. When he pays for the "GFE", he expects them to actually love him, not just put on a show to collect a paycheck and then move on to the next john. Russ would be a terrible brothel owner, just like he's a terrible client.
You know, if I were Songcat, I'd sue Rusty for for his repeated attempts to tarnish my reputation. He consistently says that it wasn't his song, but the artist who recorded it that sucks.
That is an opinion, and they could not successfully sue him for his opinion, any more than Russ could successfully sue one of us here at the Kiwi Orchards for saying that he's a shitty songwriter.
 
He does account for free will: he thinks that rejecting him is discrimination and should be illegal.

You know he'd expect the right to sample the wares anytime he wanted, and he'd hoard the hottest girls all for himself. Just think how mad he'd be if one of his personal "girlfriends" started trading flirty tweets with some other client. When he pays for the "GFE", he expects them to actually love him, not just put on a show to collect a paycheck and then move on to the next john. Russ would be a terrible brothel owner, just like he's a terrible client.

That is an opinion, and they could not successfully sue him for his opinion, any more than Russ could successfully sue one of us here at the Kiwi Orchards for saying that he's a shitty songwriter.
Oh, I know it wouldn't fly in a court of law, but it'd be nice to just see someone serve him a bit of his own medicine. By that I mean that his shitty lolsuits have no legal basis nor a basis in reality so it would be interesting to see his reaction if anyone served his own tard cum to him.
 
If Russell was part of a polygamy cult, they would take a page out of ancient cultures' books and castrate him, then keep him around as the eunuch who tended to the women.

Or maybe they wouldn't even castrate him, since there would be no chance of any of the women wanting to copulate with him, physically capable or not.
Well, no, they wouldn't have castrated him, because none of the LDS-offshoot polygamy cults actually do/did that. As for the women, they tend to themselves (and the children), because those cults aren't royal harems where the women are idle; they're doing all of the domestic labor and child-rearing that would have been handed off to servants in the kinds of environments where eunuchs were created and used. And those women don't need eunuchs around to police the shit out of each other--snitching on your sister wife who expresses dissatisfaction, or another girl who acts just a bit too familiar with the wrong boy, is a way to gain favor and exact revenge.

Honestly, had Russell been born into such a cult, I think he would have met with some fatal "accident," if not in infancy, then at least once it became apparent that he wasn't going to amount to much. A community that is willing to expel able-bodied boys and young men who are capable of making real contributions to the community's welfare isn't going to get all tender-hearted over someone like Russell, who is a liability.

And in societies that did practice castration, Russell wouldn't have lived long enough to become a eunuch. Either he would have been exposed or suffocated at birth, or he would have died of slow starvation (because Moebius babies can't latch on to a breast to nurse). But even had he survived, he would have been unlikely to have been made a eunuch because he just wouldn't have been worth the effort. He would have ended up doing low-status, low-skill, low-paid work, as he could get it, and perhaps alternating that with beggary, all while remaining unmarried, being the butt of constant, open ridicule and physical abuse, and not having the means to hire prostitutes (who would reject him, anyway).
 
Re-recording the Taylor song to prove he's got talent?

Surely he could have done that by writing and recording some new material, something which hasn't been tarnished like he claims the "I Get You" (aka "I get to have you") song has.

He claims to have been writing songs and musical scores for years, yet his SoundCloud account only has a handful of pitiful "woo songs" uploaded to it.

I think you're going to have to work a lot harder than that to prove you've got any talent Russ.
I wonder who he'll blame when the new recording also sounds terrible. Should we take bets?
 
I wonder who he'll blame when the new recording also sounds terrible. Should we take bets?

It's going to be whatever studio he hires to remake the song for him. He thinks his song is perfect, so he won't fix the bland meandering melody with no set tempo or the lyrics that completely lack a rhyme pattern or any sort of poetic meter. Therefore he'll have to blame the musician/singer types who actually perform the shitty music he wrote to explain why it's shit without suffering narcissistic injury.
 
We have some bona fide law talkin' guys here, so I'm wondering, have you ever had anybody remotely as deluded as Russ come to you with similar levels of frivolous claims?

I don't think even Lionel Hutz or Futurama's Chicken Lawyer would take Russ on as a client.

Oh yeah, all the time. It's usually a case of sour grapes once the frivolous claimant has lost the case. They will appeal it until they run out of appeals, try to reopen it on a bullshit technicality, complain about you to the UK legal regulating bodies, whatever ammunition they can possibly dream up to keep their bullshit claim going. Frivolous litigants are the absolute worst, unless your client has deep pockets, in which case they are a steady and reliable source of income :tugboat:
 
Check out these comments on his Taylor Swift song announcement. I know he's getting people to sing/rap but god I really want to hear him slurp his way through a few bars of rap.
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I started Russ’ rap verse for Taylor. Feel free to continue or rate Islamic:

Wrote a song for Taylor Swift,
told it was a gift,
but now we’re in a tiff cause her charity’s a grift.

Seen her on the ‘gram,
Twitter and the ‘book,
Givin’ me some looks,
Did you know I wrote a book?

Her invitations subtle, bitch can’t you see?
Back in court with my rebuttal, I’m owed some pus-sy.

I sent her family flowers; even sent em twice.
Bitch I was nice! Have you heard about MUH PLIGHTS???

Wrote a letter to her mother,
Never got an answer.
Tellin, it’s a scam,
That fat pig shoulda died of cancer.

You deserve a better life, can’t you see the ways?
A janitor’s wife, making min-i-mum wage.
 
I started Russ’ rap verse for Taylor. Feel free to continue or rate Islamic:

Wrote a song for Taylor Swift,
told it was a gift,
but now we’re in a tiff cause her charity’s a grift.

Seen her on the ‘gram,
Twitter and the ‘book,
Givin’ me some looks,
Did you know I wrote a book?

Her invitations subtle, bitch can’t you see?
Back in court with my rebuttal, I’m owed some pus-sy.

I sent her family flowers; even sent em twice.
Bitch I was nice! Have you heard about MUH PLIGHTS???

Wrote a letter to her mother,
Never got an answer.
Tellin, it’s a scam,
That fat pig shoulda died of cancer.

You deserve a better life, can’t you see the ways?
A janitor’s wife, making min-i-mum wage.
I read this in David Sherratt's rap voice, so you may have nailed the proper amount of 'tism.
 
Isn't his legal argument essentially that the song was so amazing that by accepting those paper cranes or whatever but not his song TS was committing fraud by tricking people into thinking she accepted cool things and rewarded the creators.

It's part of his nonsense legal argument but also part of his whole self-centered outlook on life. His efforts should win him everything he wants. Yet he admits right here that his song that he has centered so much of his life around... sucks. So it doesn't matter that his song is terrible, or that he can't speak, or that he dances like a drunk armadillo; all that matters is that aN eFfoRt waS maDE. People are somehow supposed to look at the fruits of his labor, which are shit, and consider them more impressive than actual good songs (or whatever).

Jesus, think about how many actual songwriters (worthy of the title) have probably written songs they want Taylor Swift to sing. But their efforts don't matter, of course.
 
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