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Yesterday, on Twitter alone, four different people put on their Twitter that they were interested in having freelances help them out with tiny projects.
And Jake missed it.
And Jake missed it.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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The only surgery this fatty needs is lipo.
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I would have said a lobotomy, but lipo works too.
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That may stop him from writing googleshngs and finally stop his terrorism against the braincells of the half a dozen poor sods who actually read through all his googleshnging but it would make his poor mother have to clean up his diapey and choo-choo plane his tendies more than she already has to.
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I don't know if they stopped but I suspect they still soapbox about mainstream politics in a way that HuffPo would find too basic for their site. The socialist revolution won't be started by having meltdowns in a Pokemon review, it only turns away people that want to know about the new Pokemon.
The Soha drama has really rejuvenated the thread in that HRT like way, it was getting a bit stale when his shitposting turned into diffuse clouds of farts. His bewilderment when people are addressing him directly and questioning his claims really lightens things up.
flipper
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Jake’s entire understanding of freelancing is that his “friends” should feel sorry for him and send him some freelancing projects out of pity and a desire to help him. He completely does not understand the concept of hustling for work and receiving work because he’s a respected professional.
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Jake's whole MO is tearing others down. It's why he got along so great with Nora, and why he sided with her against Based Blue, despite that making not a scrap of fucking sense in your reality or mine. As long as he's able to pretend he's something he isn't, and as long as he's able to blame others for his problems and never worry about the roof over his head, he's just going to continue to be the embodiment of everything he claims to hate.
He's the natural end-point of Dobson and Chipman.
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Nice to see that a brave social justice crusader like Jake boldly steps into the fray when faced with opposition.
Oh no wait, he just covers his ears and says "nu-uh" until it goes away.
Fun fact that I may have mentioned already: Cats can hydrate themselves with salt water. Suicide prevention cat will never go thirsty around a salty fuck like Jakey boy.
Oh no wait, he just covers his ears and says "nu-uh" until it goes away.
Fun fact that I may have mentioned already: Cats can hydrate themselves with salt water. Suicide prevention cat will never go thirsty around a salty fuck like Jakey boy.
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I don’t know, I reckon he could probably type out a googleshng by muscle memory alone at this point.
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Brace yourselves ladies, gents and suicide prevention felines. The inevitable meltdown over him being a creepy creep towards SOHA and getting called out for being a liar with a grudge seems to have started
I like the crytyping in the second to last tweet.
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I like the crytyping in the second to last tweet.
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flipper
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If Jake had either just stayed off twitter or limited his Twitter use to making pithy comments, none of this would have ever happened.Brace yourselves ladies, gents and suicide prevention felines. The inevitable meltdown over him being a creepy creep towards SOHA and getting called out for being a liar with a grudge seems to have started
I like the crytyping in the second to last tweet.
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ln18
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That Jake has orbiters perpetuating "pictures of some random guy" for him is equally sad and amusing.
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TheMonkeyMan
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I never noticed until now how scared Jake looks in that photo of him in the poorly-lit room.
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Funny, actual "bearded ladies" born with vaginas and PCOS or other conditions causing hirsutism don't get paid laser hair removal from the state of Connecticut. Some of those women can get a five o'clock shadow after a few hours, like any man.
They have to man up and buy some fucking razors or Nair. They go to a salon to get waxed. They buy an epilator. They get at-home wax kits. They use sugar and honey and weird shit. There's a whole world of depilation out there.
I guarantee you 100% that Jake's mother spends an hour or more per week removing unwanted hair. She's a post-menopausal woman, which usually means removal routines on the upper lip and chin as well as on the legs and armpits. No one's going to be offering her a magic laser hair removal procedure. But Jake thinks, as ever, that he shouldn't have to work as hard as any actual woman. If it's not handed to him on a silver platter in perpetuity, he doesn't want it.
They have to man up and buy some fucking razors or Nair. They go to a salon to get waxed. They buy an epilator. They get at-home wax kits. They use sugar and honey and weird shit. There's a whole world of depilation out there.
I guarantee you 100% that Jake's mother spends an hour or more per week removing unwanted hair. She's a post-menopausal woman, which usually means removal routines on the upper lip and chin as well as on the legs and armpits. No one's going to be offering her a magic laser hair removal procedure. But Jake thinks, as ever, that he shouldn't have to work as hard as any actual woman. If it's not handed to him on a silver platter in perpetuity, he doesn't want it.
BScCollateral
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I think someone who claims to be afraid of nazis should think twice before asking for the Heer.
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That Jake has orbiters perpetuating "pictures of some random guy" for him is equally sad and amusing.
I have a perfect rebuttal for these idiots: Then who is that and how can you prove that have nothing to do with secretgamergirl? If it's a total BS story that those images are SGG IRL, then I'd love to have proof that I'm being fed BS.
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What fucking good would someone taking Jake "somewhere safe" do when he'd just spend 16 hours a day creating drama on Twitter from a different location?
And when is he going to realise that the people who've cut contact with him are not his friends? They cut contact because they don't want to be associated with him and his bullshit.
Amazing how the "real" Jake Alley has never contacted Null to have their info removed, isn't it? You'd think they would given how much harassment Jake claims he and his family suffer from behind a veil of anonymity - it must be so much worse for Jake Alley.
Seriously, who the hell does Jake think is going to offer him a job when he admits that getting the paperwork for a passport together is too much for him?
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I always imagine Jake crying to sound like a walrus bellowing.
What bugs me is how long and matted the moustache is. You just know it has the remains of three weeks’ meals in it.
At this point, claiming SGG and Jake are not the same person is up there with denying the moon landings. It would be easier to dox the “real” Violet than it would be to manufacture all the evidence that ties the two together.
So this is his reaction to the fact that all his SOHA shit has publicly been uncovered, he;s finally gone off his chops. He's gibbering in written form with even worse cry-typing than claw-shrimpy: 'hold my hand', what a blubbering cuck.
What's noticeable is he mentions the article in his diatribe, that's relatively new. The taxi not turning up might also be a stress-point as well.
Who is going to 'help' him though, he's driven all his friends away and this won't get them back. What he wants is the wholescale persecution of his ideological enemies to be feel sane and that's never going to happen. It's a self-fulfilling failure because he's created these conditions to be accepted and they aren't viable. I didn't think he could sink lower but I think he might even get sectioned.
What's noticeable is he mentions the article in his diatribe, that's relatively new. The taxi not turning up might also be a stress-point as well.
Who is going to 'help' him though, he's driven all his friends away and this won't get them back. What he wants is the wholescale persecution of his ideological enemies to be feel sane and that's never going to happen. It's a self-fulfilling failure because he's created these conditions to be accepted and they aren't viable. I didn't think he could sink lower but I think he might even get sectioned.