Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,600
Zombiefaceddwarf said:
It also seems that he now has a thing against cougars, similar to his hatred of orcas maybe..
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When you said cougars, I thought you meant older women who go for younger men but the orca thing threw me. Then I read the headline, and remembered that Russ is so petty he holds grudges against other species.
 
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CupONavy said:
How’s he going to get to Brazil? By bus? He might as well have posted a flyer for a party on Jupiter.

Edit: Whoops. The idea of Russ trying to take a bus to Brazil entrhralled me so much that I missed that it wasn’t actually an overseas party. I really wish it was.
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it would be nearly impossible, given that there's no passable road across the Parc Nacional del Darién on the Panama/Colombia border, and no ferries across the Caribbean from central or north America; the only way across apart from flying would be to charter a private boat, and that's way beyond his skill level
 
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Okay. This isn't surprising, but obviously, Swift's lawyers (if they are Swift's lawyers) were on the case, and nearly instantly responded to a 91 page shit-ton of insanity from slurpdwarf (that I have not even looked at) by pointing out the obvious fact that he never served the defendant, as we told him.

And no, you can't just serve random lawyers who once represented someone with a complaint. Unless they're registered agents, or have agreed to accept service, you just served NOBODY you slurping, drooling defective.
 
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AnOminous said:
There's something on the docket.

Voluminous insanity from Russ: https://mega.nz/#!vNRHiCzS!x29AMAg7apr1W_Z0wShoyZZyUT5nwkAc-M7V-LcuOoE

Nearly instant response from sane normies:
https://mega.nz/#!6BB1UKAL!KLoALIgedcU2_dwc95C5PqILWVt_m-Bihg6GPg4L76g
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Russell: *torrent of autism that is textual diarrhea nearly a hundred pages long*

Actual Lawyer: "This shit doesn't even legally apply to anyone, no one has been served, this guy can go fuck off" (takes 2 pages to say)
 
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Zombiefaceddwarf said:
Guys, his head is 'tightening' and he can't afford to go to a doctor to have it checked out to make sure he doesn't have anything going on...

It's called being a sperg Russ. No need to pay me for that diagnosis.
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His original language is so retarded it has to be quoted:

Also, Greer's depression and anxiety from this incident frequently causes Greer's head to tighten, to which he has to take medicine for. Because Greer continues to lose employment over this, he can't go to the doctor to get his head examined to make sure he doesn't have anything else going on.​
 
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talk talk talk said:
His original language is so exceptional it has to be quoted:

Also, Greer's depression and anxiety from this incident frequently causes Greer's head to tighten, to which he has to take medicine for. Because Greer continues to lose employment over this, he can't go to the doctor to get his head examined to make sure he doesn't have anything else going on.​
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He should have his head examined, in the traditional meaning of the phrase, in that he needs a therapist. But first you have to admit you have a problem, so I doubt that will happen.
 
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Service is one of the first things you learn about in Civ Pro. You know, that thing they teach to freshmen in law school.

But you don’t even have to go to law school to read the Federal Rules which quite clearly state the few cases you could serve someone other than the defendant (hint: a random law firm that may or may not represent defendant isn’t one of them).

I’m reading his motion now and I’m struggling to not share it with people. I mean, all his filings are insane but this... he cites Cosmopolitan magazine as an authority of federal law and admits into evidence an exhibit that is a screenshot of Taylor Swift’s instagram bio which reads “the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now.”

ETA: I’m still reading this and I am frothing with jealousy over the associate whose lap this motion fell into.

This thing 100% made the rounds at both law firms for a little Friday afternoon levity.
 
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