Artcow Michael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum - scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist

[PS1gamenwatch]

Almost everyone who's worked with him has said that John K. is a closet homosexual, so the pedophilia stuff may have just been his acting out so nobody would discover that "horrible" secret.

Of course, anyone who's watched one of his shitty cartoons from the last 20 years could assume as much. No one playing for Team Hetero makes that many cartoons centered around the ins and outs of men's assholes.

He too clearly fetishizes underage girls to be exclusively homosexual.

Well to quote Different Strokes

That's the common fallacy about child molesters, they're not gay they're only interested in little boys and little girls, not adults

Not sure if that quote applies today

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

He too clearly fetishizes underage girls to be exclusively homosexual.

He also had one relationship with a woman who wasn't underage. But given what I've heard about how he treated her, and how she dumped him, quit his show, and eventually married one of the other artists on R&S...

Maybe John really is a closet homo.

 

[chaunceyslick]

The source of his behavior goes back to his teen years when he was molested by his friend's dad (got diddled in exchange for cigarettes*).

If he'd come clean with what he's been repressing for 50 years now and what set him down his path, he might come off as sympathetic.

* No, I don't know if that's why there's a character named Cigarettes the Cat.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

The source of his behavior goes back to his teen years when he was molested by his friend's dad (got diddled in exchange for cigarettes*).

If he'd come clean with what he's been repressing for 50 years now and what set him down his path, he might come off as sympathetic.

* No, I don't know if that's why there's a character named Cigarettes the Cat.

So, um... how do you know this?

 

[chaunceyslick]

It is common knowledge among the John K. intelligentsia. What do you think Bill Wray was referring to in his cryptic comment on JK's "apology" Facebook post?

 

[AnOminous]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[BrunoMattei]

It is common knowledge among the John K. intelligentsia. What do you think Bill Wray was referring to in his cryptic comment on JK's "apology" Facebook post?

Are you Billy West?

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Pics or it didn't happen.

I looked on the post. Couldn't find it. But then again, I think he did make a comment, so it must have been deleted.

Are you Billy West?

I doubt he is. He's got knowledge of stuff that happened post-1992, and like I've said, nobody who stayed behind cared to know anything about what John did after then.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Had to take a shot in the dark.

 

[XYZpdq]

Are you Billy West?

Can't be. He hasn't bitched about Hollywood celebs doing stunt cast voice acting.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Had to take a shot in the dark.

If you want to know who I think it is - it's probably a guy who's been following the story, probably talked to some of the players in the whole sordid tale. There's a lot of people I can think of who would be that guy...

 

[Meowthkip]

It is common knowledge among the John K. intelligentsia. What do you think Bill Wray was referring to in his cryptic comment on JK's "apology" Facebook post?

If you can substantiate this claim beyond just a rumor, it would be greatly appreciated. You're making the claim, so the burden of proof is on you.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

Please God let Craig Bartlett be normal.

Or Joe Murray (the guy who did "Rocko's Modern Life" and the short-lived Cartoon Network show "Camp Lazlo"), though the only screwed-up things about him are he had a binge-eating problem when he was a teenager (which he used as inspiration for Heffer Wolfe's constant eating), his first wife committed suicide while he was working on Rocko's Modern Life (that recycling musical episode is a memorial to her, of sorts, since she hot Joe Murray into environmentalism. Also, the "Wacky Delly" episode is an allegory of Joe Murray wanting to leave RML because he was upset over his wife dying and Nickelodeon denying him an out due to the contract he signed), and his second wife divorced him while working on "Camp Lazlo" (at least Cartoon Network was more sympathetic and let him end his show. Either that or the show wasn't pulling in big numbers and CN needed an excuse to shut it down).

TL;DR: The guy who did Rocko's Modern Life and Camp Lazlo had a messed-up life, but, as far as anyone knows, at least he's never molested kids. Plus, his output is more watchable than John K's can ever hope to be.

 

[Joe_Camel]

(...) .

Camp Lazlo was short-lived? CN has been playing it for at least a decade.

Interesting post tho

 

[Meowthkip]

Also, the "Wacky Delly" episode is an allegory of Joe Murray wanting to leave RML because he was upset over his wife dying and Nickelodeon denying him an out due to the contract he signed)

Holy shit, wow. That's like one of my absolute favorite episodes, too.

Damn.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Holy shit, wow. That's like one of my absolute favorite episodes, too.

Damn.

All this is true, and he's admitted to it. By the fourth season of Rocko he wasn't really involved with the show at all.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

Camp Lazlo was short-lived? CN has been playing it for at least a decade.

Those are reruns. It was on for five seasons (which, for Cartoon Network, is the typical length for a series), from 2003 to 2008, though it seemed like it wasn't on often because Cartoon Network's scheduling is almost as bad as The FOX Network's. That's my bad for saying it was short-lived. I only ever saw two seasons of the show and I assumed Cartoon Network shitcanned it because they went through that phase of "Let's air live-action crap on a network dedicated to animation."

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Back to John...

Remember how I said the DVDs with the Games episodes were badly cut?

I remembered something I'd been told by Bob Camp at a con. This should give you an idea of how the crew that stayed behind was treated: he was not told the show was going to be released on DVD and was not invited to make commentaries for the DVDs. Instead John did the commentaries, which amounted to him going "This sucks, this sucks" for 11 minutes.

As far as I know it was the same for a lot of the crew who went on to Games.

 

[EA 549]

Back to John...

Remember how I said the DVDs with the Games episodes were badly cut?

I remembered something I'd been told by Bob Camp at a con. This should give you an idea of how the crew that stayed behind was treated: he was not told the show was going to be released on DVD and was not invited to make commentaries for the DVDs. Instead John did the commentaries, which amounted to him going "This sucks, this sucks" for 11 minutes.

As far as I know it was the same for a lot of the crew who went on to Games.

Holy shit,what a bitter,bitter little man.

Wonder what'll happen if it ever gets a blue ray release..

He'd probably pause every frame and go into great detail why it sucks.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Back to John...

Remember how I said the DVDs with the Games episodes were badly cut?

I remembered something I'd been told by Bob Camp at a con. This should give you an idea of how the crew that stayed behind was treated: he was not told the show was going to be released on DVD and was not invited to make commentaries for the DVDs. Instead John did the commentaries, which amounted to him going "This sucks, this sucks" for 11 minutes.

As far as I know it was the same for a lot of the crew who went on to Games.

I never understood why they invited him to do commentaries on the later seasons when he wasn't involved at all with the show. And I was even more surprised when the packaging promoted some of the commentaries as "Commentary by the real Ren & Stimpy!" With John and Eric Bauza doing the voices and cursing. I think the first "in character" commentary has John say as Ren "What is this shit?" For the Road Apples episode. Because that's something you want to introduce your children to.

Not to mention that the "in character" commentaries were HORRIBLE. Bauza tries to make something of it but John just doesn't give a fuck and it seems like it was improv but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a script that John ignored.