The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

(Sorry to double-post, making it easier to read this way.)

- You were on a spaceship the whole time.

- A girl with green hair fights a clown.

- Count your payment out correctly and let enemies run away from you. Be good, and in four games it won't matter anyway.

- You're cleaning up after all the OSHA violations you and your brother have committed.

- Your wife dies, tricks you into exposing yourself to your enemies, and manipulates the hell out of you and your son. And you're okay with it. (ETA: Vrakks correctly guessed God of War 2018)

- The most basic fantasy plot possible.
 
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Boss HM-2 said:
Viewtiful Joe?

Yep.

I'll give some hints to the other two:
1: A deep cut from the "Doom clone" era
2: If you've played the game based on the movie as well as the one I'm hinting at you'll know exactly what I'm referring to.
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Is the first one Descent, since that is from that era, rescuing hostages is important, and a deep cut could refer to the mines?

Woman inherits very unusual undertaking business.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
Is the first one Descent, since that is from that era, rescuing hostages is important, and a deep cut could refer to the mines?
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No, Descent is actually good and is no way a "deep cut" if you have a working knowledge of 90s PC gaming. Note the "consider killing yourself" part in the original clue.
 
Boss HM-2 said:
Viewtiful Joe?
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:agree:

Boss HM-2 said:
No, Descent is actually good and is no way a "deep cut" if you have a working knowledge of 90s PC gaming. Note the "consider killing yourself" part in the original clue.
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Either P'Oed cause that "deep cut" (you're a chef in P'oed) line or Heretic cause of "consider killing yourself" Cause the doom invincibility code would instakill ya in it.
 
Ebonic Tutor said:
Either P'Oed cause that "deep cut" (you're a chef in P'oed) line or Heretic cause of "consider killing yourself" Cause the doom invincibility code would instakill ya in it.
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Nope on either of those; by "consider killing yourself" I mean you want to kill yourself when playing the game because it's fucking awful.
 
Boss HM-2 said:
Nope on either of those; by "consider killing yourself" I mean you want to kill yourself when playing the game because it's fucking awful.
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Lol that's the case with P'oed

Maybe Blood? Super Noah's Ark 3D? Chex Quest?
 
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