The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

Boss HM-2 said:
Nope on either of those; by "consider killing yourself" I mean you want to kill yourself when playing the game because it's fucking awful.
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A shite 90s FPS which involves rescuing slaves held underground?

Operation Bodycount????
 
Boss HM-2 said:
Nope. Those games are good. This is specifically a terrible game, even worse than PO'd in fact. (It's also a PC game, PO'd was just a PSX game I believe)
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Po'ed was on the 3DO too but you're right about no PC release.

Had another thought and that was Blakestone and the Aliens of Gold, or Tekwar?

Edit: damn that one is obscure I'd never heard of it.
 
Boss HM-2 said:
Out of This World/Another World.
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Not so sure about that. There were no dogs in Another World, unless by "dog" one means the gorilla panther creature near the start.

Noble gas destroys worms in eponymous theme tune shocker.
 
You wake up in a bunker after some guy pulls you out of a car wreck.

You were guiding some eggheads only to get knocked out by some plot event that is scripted. You then work for a group that found you.

You go into a forbidden zone to find out why an expedition went to hell.
 
c-no said:
You wake up in a bunker after some guy pulls you out of a car wreck.

You were guiding some eggheads only to get knocked out by some plot event that is scripted. You then work for a group that found you.

You go into a forbidden zone to find out why an expedition went to hell.
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Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl

Stalker: Clear Sky

Stalker: Call of Pripyat

You realize being employee of the year isn't all that it's cracked up to be once you find out what your bosses plan to do to you and your co-workers.
 
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c-no said:
You go into a forbidden zone to find out why an expedition went to hell.
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Shin megoomi tansay: strange journey

You fight the queen of a bunch of parasites after she tried to larp as a bunch of your dead comrads/dad
 
scorptatious said:
Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl

Stalker: Clear Sky

Stalker: Call of Pripyat

You realize being employee of the year isn't all that it's cracked up to be once you find out what your bosses plan to do to you and your co-workers.
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Got it all.

the autist of dojima said:
Shin megoomi tansay: strange journey

You fight the queen of a bunch of parasites after she tried to larp as a bunch of your dead comrads/dad
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Was thinking STALKER but SMT: Strange Journey is fine too.

Some guy gives you an evil idol and you have to return it to where it came.
 
c-no said:
Got it all.


Was thinking STALKER but SMT: Strange Journey is fine too.

Some guy gives you an evil idol and you have to return it to where it came.
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King's Field: The Ancient City.
 
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