Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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https://www.ebay.com/itm/283147435797?ul_noapp=true
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Why would you buy/need this to begin with?
 
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He calls his deceased dad "Internet Lumberjack"? Chris doesn't pay attention close enough to target this audience, and he isn't enough outside of his head to come up with this on his own. Someone is giving him advice on what to sell and how to describe it to appeal to the Kiwi Farms audience. Do we have a financhu idea guy in the background here telling him to get Barb to sign Snorlax toys and for him to sign Fanta cans?
 
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bigshot said:
He calls his deceased dad "Internet Lumberjack"? Chris doesn't pay attention close enough to target this audience, and he isn't enough outside of his head to come up with this on his own. Someone is giving him advice on what to sell and how to describe it to appeal to the Kiwi Farms audience. Do we have a financhu idea guy in the background here telling him to get Barb to sign Snorlax toys and for him to sign Fanta cans?
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I've been entertaining that idea actually. This is all too well tailored for his Internet notoriety and doesn't seem like something he'd do on his own.

I at least hope it's someone acting in his interest and not another extortionist.
 
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It really doesn't matter what the motivations are. It's still manipulation of a person who doesn't know better. It's lousy advice to tell Chris to double down on his mistakes.
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On the off chance that there is no advisor, I'll remind you that Chris doesn't need to be told to do that, and will stick his duck in his ears and babble about :autism: if someone tries to point him towards reality.

Also for all we know Chris, who refers people to the CWCki and tells them to "ignore the bad parts" to avoid having to actually talk about himself, might be actively lifting shit from there because he thinks since that's how most are familiar with him, that's how he'll get the most attention and therefore money out of his crap.
 
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Did anyone screencap/archive that tweet he made about his Paypal account having no money in it? Apparently Ebay took what I assume was a seller's fee of $127 from it, and now it's stuck on 0.00. It's deleted now.
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I got most of it, though without the full image. He deleted a few other begging tweets, too. Maybe he got fed up of being advised to get a job.

Tweets marked in black are the ones he trashed.


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The American Hedgehog said:
I got most of it, though without the full image. He deleted a few other begging tweets, too. Maybe he got fed up of being advised to get a job.

Tweets marked in black are the ones he trashed.


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If you can guess which Funko figures he used to make his custom figures, you will get a like from the famous CWC. Oh boy I really I hope I am lucky enough to receive such an honor...
 
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On the off chance that there is no advisor, I'll remind you that Chris doesn't need to be told to do that, and will stick his duck in his ears and babble about :autism: if someone tries to point him towards reality.

Also for all we know Chris, who refers people to the CWCki and tells them to "ignore the bad parts" to avoid having to actually talk about himself, might be actively lifting shit from there because he thinks since that's how most are familiar with him, that's how he'll get the most attention and therefore money out of his crap.
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@Marvin is there any public information regarding how much traffic sonichu.com gets? Genuinely curious.
 
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