Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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Ultimately, what gets me is that for a group that is supposedly about critical thinking, the logic at the core of Sargon's argument was pathetic. Now forgive me, because I was watching through Ralph's stream as Sargon's voice makes me want to chug Clorox and therefore might have missed something, but it seemed that the progression went:
Jim fans like Wild Smile strongly defend him -> Haberman said that there were a lot of younger people getting interested in Metokur -> Jim is dating a younger woman and trolled some autistic teenagers -> Jim is building a teenager army that he *wink wink* wants to "know" better.

It was so frustrating listening to Vee on the TRR. Sarg'n new EXACTLY what he meant by grooming. But even if he wasn't trying to imply that Jim's a pedo, trying to accuse that he's building a cult on such thin evidence is insutling... especially when Sargon launched the liberalists, a cult masquerading as a political party that had no real ideals other than "What Sargon says today is the truth"
 
I think it's worth mentioning that baselessly accusing people of pedophilia is one of the oldest SJW tactics in the book, almost as much as baselessly accusing someone of being a Nazi or a rapist.

I wonder how long it's going to take for Sargon to dye his hair purple.
He'll start streaming video games more regularly and become popular on twitch. Then by mandate of being a popular twitch streamer he'll have to dye his hair a stupid color.
 
He's kind of always been a lolcow. Remember back in 2017 when he went on with the "LUL KEKISTAN GUYS" for way longer than it ever way funny
The Kekistan shit was more of an example of "the left can't meme" than a lolcow thing.
Where did you get this comment from?
At first I thought it was minds, but I can't find it there.
It looks like a youtube comment from a smartphone.
 
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Where did you get this comment from?

At first I thought it was minds, but I can't find it there.

It is on the youtube comments, read the sycophants response saying he didnt call jim a pedo and now that we clearly know the intent, fuck.
https://twitter.com/Veeh_Ro/status/1041334994675945472

Imagine being so assblasted and actually thinking politicians are all idiots(sargon sycophants in the tl;dr response comments), say what you want about guys like ted cruz, the man went to harvard and princeton for law, sargon is a drop out from a community college in swindon.
 
on what occasion has jim ever sent kids on troll ops? that sounds like full skitzo rambling but i can't be sure either
 
Everyone's kinda fucking stupid in this situation to be perfectly honest. Sargon comes off as more stupid currently because he doesn't have good dirt on Jim, and he's letting the afterglow of being in the EU Parliment inflate his ego.

However, we still can't forget that Jim isn't entirely free from his own brand of stupidity, but before I get into that I would like to say that Metokur is generally at his best as an outsider. As in, his videos are better when he's an outsider looking in, but exceptions are made if he's actually looking at a genuinely deranged individual or group.... or that Guy with the Glasses. But when his content starts shifting into actually petty drama, it becomes his weakest videos. The Kraut and Tea saga is the best example, as the initial "hey look at this dumbass trying to dox alt-righters and begging for academics!" was quite insightful and showcased a true hypocrite, but just... dragged... on.

That said, both Sargon and Jim have inflated egos, but there's a difference. Sargon thinks he's too big to fail, acts like he's too big to fail, and gets lambasted for it. Jim, however, thinks he's too big to fail, acts like he's too big to fail because he only takes on easy targets who are either easy to mock without consequence (like Terry Lee Davis and the gangstalking crowd) or people who like to sperg the fuck out (like Sargon, FNGR and Kraut) and keeps a nice, lovely echo chamber of fans willing to bow down to him. It also doesn't help that Jim's stance on trying to actually get things done is "you're a fucking faggot if you try", unless talking about pedophiles and mocking school shooters out of shooting up schools.

But you know what? On a mostly unrelated note, it's fucking rich of TL;DR to essentially become Sargon's strawman of Metokur's idea of politictians. Seriously, has TL;DR not seen how bafflingly stupid a large chunk of politicians in the real world are? Have we already forgotten Article 11 and 13 not only exist, but have a chance of being signed into law? Have we already forgotten how Ajit Pai and his corporate cronies helped sign into law the crawling demise of the internet as used by the general public? Have we actually forgotten that not only has a literal reality TV show host found his way to the presidency, but in peak horseshoe, the Left has seriously considered Mark Zuckerburg and Oprah as 2020 Democrat candidates? Granted, a decent chunk are "actually smart" or "actually competent", but it's still mostly braindead idiocy.

Apologies if that seemed "spergy", but this was just all around embarassing.
 
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with boomers having fun on the internet. Undercover minors will always exist in every community, including not-kid-friendly communities, I used to be one.
Sargon stop needs to implying Jim is a pedo for no reason.
What exactly does Sargon think the liberalists were? They were literally his cult of spergy young adults, and not the sorta cool and really funny kind of "weaponized autism" spergy either. Does Sargon not think he is projecting here or what?

Fuck that was awful. I hope they find Sargon swinging in his shitty home a month from now after his patreon craters.
>Not wanting to watch him to do it live

Why has nobody ever brought this up before with Jeff?
I'm not defending him, he was complicit with kraut's doxxing and a massive hypocrite, so I'll be happy to see him burn, but the symbol seems pretty generic.
I mean if it was the scribbled "little boy" version I can see it because that is specific, but the normal version seems like a generic cool normal tattoo anyone would take.
I don't know about that fam. Jeff Holiday is real weird.
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I didn’t say Sargon’s stream wasn’t a massive fuck-up. It was, but that’s not the point of my comment. Irrespective of the quality of Sargon’s stream, there seems to be a very strong strain of, to put it bluntly, dick riding for Jim just because he makes videos on the same topics we enjoy making fun of. Like just because we’re in the same sphere (I guess that’s what you’d call it idk) we have to blatantly ignore anything questionable or milky about him.
Think pragmatically about what will be or is funnier and you will understand why people are reacting the way they are.

Wasn't Jim found once fingering his ex on stream tho?
Or was that another exceptional individual
This is a funny meme and all, but he was probably tickling her.
I'm not sure about the angle of attack regarding Jade being younger either. All he has to say is yeah I am dating a girl a decade younger than me. Am I supposed to be embarrassed about that? That age difference isn't even outside the range of normal once people are older than like 22. I also don't get the sick attack. What does Sargon think sick people do all day? They watch TV, play vidya, and browse the computer... you know, inside couch potato stuff.

All in all I'm glad Sargon actually went through with this rather than chickening out or just saying he was trolling all along then pivoting to EU stuff. It should make for a very entertaining season of internet bloodsports.
 
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But you know what? On a mostly unrelated note, it's fucking rich of TL;DR to essentially become Sargon's strawman of Metokur's idea of politictians. Seriously, has TL;DR not seen how bafflingly stupid a large chunk of politicians in the real world are? Have we already forgotten Article 11 and 13 not only exist, but have a chance of being signed into law?

People like you are the exact reason why politicians arent stupid, you are too baffled by your own stupidity to actually realize that article 13 whether u meme about it or not, is in their vested interest, like it astonishes me that people are really this stupid to understand the politicians dont represent the people they represent group and corporate interests, You are the stupid ones, not the politicians.

fuck I accidentally deleted my original comment when i edited to include this paragraph, is there anyway to look at post history? @NULL
 
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I was wondering when Jim would do a series solely on Sargon. He's likely had content built around Sargon for awhile now.

Thank you, Sargon, you ill-fitting suit wearing fuck. Shit like this makes Jim perform at his best and I look forward to the many lulz that will come of this.

OT: Do people/groups forget that Jim doesn't really solely on YouTube gibs? He doesn't beg on a (known) GFM, doesn't have a Patreon that I know of, etc etc. He does this for the lulz while the AdSense and super chats are just a bonus.
 
What exactly does Sargon think the liberalists were? They were literally his cult of spergy young adults, and not the sorta cool and really funny kind of "weaponized autism" spergy either. Does Sargon not think he is projecting here or what?


>Not wanting to watch him to do it live


I don't know about that fam. Jeff Holiday is real weird.
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Think pragmatically about what will be or is funnier and you will understand why people are reacting the way they are.


This is a funny meme and all, but he was probably tickling her.
I'm not sure about the angle of attack regarding Jade being younger either. All he has to say is yeah I am dating a girl a decade younger than me. Am I supposed to be embarrassed about that? That age difference isn't even outside the range of normal once people are older than like 22. I also don't get the sick attack. What does Sargon think sick people do all day? They watch TV, play vidya, and browse the computer... you know, inside couch potato stuff.

All in all I'm glad Sargon actually went through with this rather than chickening out or just saying he was trolling all along then pivoting to EU stuff. It should make for a very entertaining season of internet bloodsports.
This will be the season because Sargon is a laughable idiot who thinks the Starship Troopers society is actually something you'd want to live in
 
Didn't ShortFatOtaku do the same thing and try to accuse Metokur of fucking younger chicks?

At least SFO pulls, like, ten people at best into his streams. He can do whatever he pleases without gaining or losing much. But what the fuck is Carl doing picking on someone with not even a third of the amount of subs that he has? While running for a political office to boot?

This is just pathetic. #Sarg'nIsOverParty
 
It's a comment on Sargon's Hello, Jim stream

The comments are better than the stream.

What's extremely impressive is that while 30% are just mocking the shit out of him, around 70% are people genuinely pointing out how bad this looks. Like, normal fans who even they can see that this was bad stream.

I expected them to be 90% people mocking the shit out of him but no. Even his own audience can see how much of a trainwreck this was.



Reading the chain below tl; dr's reply, he triggered the diehard fanboys hard.
 
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