The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

scorptatious said:
King's Field: The Ancient City.
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Correct again.

A boy goes on a quest where his party members are a colorful lot. His shadow also can move by itself.

You're given a sword and must go inside a dungeon to kill monsters while getting to the bottom floor.

Some old man traps you in a ruin and you need to get to the top to escape it.

You're the sole survivor of a blimp accident and are told my a short old man to find a boy.

There's a temple of evil shit and your party of murderhobos must enter it.

An evil wizard stole a mcguffin and a mad lord wants it back.
 
The main charcter is a really old homeless guy who raises a prince and really likes Queen.
 
scorptatious said:
Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl

Stalker: Clear Sky

Stalker: Call of Pripyat

You realize being employee of the year isn't all that it's cracked up to be once you find out what your bosses plan to do to you and your co-workers.
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Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee.
 
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You're a thief stuck in a house
You just wanted to go into space!
You go into a motel with two dimensions
You're a clueless bureaucrat that fall down an elevator shaft and horrible shit hapens to you
You're the main character of the first three games in this spinoff/prequel

c-no said:
Correct again.

A boy goes on a quest where his party members are a colorful lot. His shadow also can move by itself.

You're given a sword and must go inside a dungeon to kill monsters while getting to the bottom floor.

Some old man traps you in a ruin and you need to get to the top to escape it.

You're the sole survivor of a blimp accident and are told my a short old man to find a boy.

There's a temple of evil shit and your party of murderhobos must enter it.

An evil wizard stole a mcguffin and a mad lord wants it back.
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2 is the Legend of Zelda
4 is Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick
 
A diligent student goes on a journey to find their kidnapped master, who happens to have an agenda of his own.
 
You're horny and you're on a boat

People keep breaking into your abode, so you start messing them up

You get out of prison earlier than expected, but you're everyone's bitch now

You're telling stories for drinks. Better make em good.
 
Zaryiu said:
2 is the Legend of Zelda
4 is Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick
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Half right. 2 is wrong so here's a hint: you go in a dungeon to kill monsters but your weapons are all as hard as cardboard and its in a King's Field style.
 
Zaryiu said:
You're a thief stuck in a house
You just wanted to go into space!
You go into a motel with two dimensions
You're a clueless bureaucrat that fall down an elevator shaft and horrible shit hapens to you
You're the main character of the first three games in this spinoff/prequel
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Chzo Mythos.
 
c-no said:
You're given a sword and must go inside a dungeon to kill monsters while getting to the bottom floor.

Some old man traps you in a ruin and you need to get to the top to escape it.

You're the sole survivor of a blimp accident and are told my a short old man to find a boy.

There's a temple of evil shit and your party of murderhobos must enter it.

An evil wizard stole a mcguffin and a mad lord wants it back.
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1. Deadly Rooms of Death?

2. Icewind Dale 2?

3. Temple of Elemental Evil.

4. Legend of Kyrandia?

You sell real estate in Coral Gables and are underappreciated by your boss.
 
1. Shadow Tower

2. Shadow Tower Abyss

3. Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick (@Zaryiu got it)

4. Yeh, you nailed it with that one.

5. Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

You're thrown into a prison colony held by a magical barrier and you have to escape it.

You now explore the land after escaping prison but dragons are now leading a host of evil and you have to stop it.

You work as a news reporter and fight against aliens with the help of Michael Jackson.

A handful of soldiers fight against Saddam Hussein and his army.

A man, woman, boy, and cyborg old man (along with a kangaroo and a gay man) fight against crime with their fist.
 
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