"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[vhstape]

How the hell does Jim keep baiting these people, think people would have picked up on the bait after the first few times but no

 

[Done]

Would it really fan the flames that much? Jim wouldn't get upset if we doxed him. He's said before on a couple of these streams when asked about it that he knows that it will eventually happen as an inevitability due to how prominent he's become, making him a large target.

And large targets always get doxed. It happened to Sargon, MundaneMatt, Zoe Quinn, etc. Jim has accepted he's not going to be getting away being anonymous forever.

At most we'd get more headaches on this site because of all the tard wars that would be invited onto here between fans or people who don't think he deserves it (full disclosure, I voted no on him being a lolcow and am apparently one of his beta orbirters) vs Skeptic youtube fanboys celebrating it because now they can finally personal army him easier thanks to us.

I elaborated on it more in the Sargon thread, but I can go again: Dox provides the true context to a person's actions, Jim could be a perfectly normal-ish person who spends his free time mocking retards on the internet for fun, or he could be a trainwreck of a person who is mocking said retards on the internet to trollshield or project his flaws unto them. We will never truly know unless he gets doxed (which is unlikely, too many people have attempted it too publicly at this point).

I voted "yes", because there's no "inconclusive" option and because I think he is going that way with the increased focus on what is proving to be completely idiotic drama. Jim is funny, but at some point it gets so repetitive and boring, you begin to feel like part of his personal army and I honestly hate that.

 

[PREACHERGOKU]

It's pretty hard to randomly pick up TB from incidental contact with strangers even if you're stuck on a public bus full of fresh-off-the-boat Somalians four times a day. If he, a man who presumably does not have AIDS and is not serving a prison sentence, somehow picked up active TB at his age, in America, in 2018, and he's still smoking, he's earned his lolcow spot.

The TB thing was a joke, there were Tuberculosis breakouts in Minnesota last year.

 

[AA 102]

there's no "inconclusive" option

Good point, added it.


And in full disclosure I voted "Don't care" for what it's worth.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Now Jim is now being considered for a lolcow. Obviously he should have said nothing when Sargoy repeatedly insinuated that he was a pedo I guess? The main argument for him being a lolcow seems to be that people think his quality went down and they don't like what he's covering. Call me a beta male orbiter or whatever, but that's a really low bar.

Maybe I'm missing something here.

 

[HG 400]

Now Jim is now being considered for a lolcow. Obviously he should have said nothing when Sargoy repeatedly insinuated that he was a pedo I guess? The main argument for him being a lolcow seems to be that people think his quality went down and they don't like what he's covering. Call me a beta male orbiter or whatever, but that's a really low bar.

Maybe I'm missing something here.

Literally nobody but a handful of pants-shitting autistics who are seething mad for unspecified reasons are saying Jim is a lolcow.

 

[OG Swolemaster]

It doesn't matter that Sargon's accusations are fake and gay.

What's actually important is that from now on he can be called Jim Pedokur.

 

[HG 400]

What's actually important is that from now on he can be called Jim Pedokur.

Mister Medical Problem

 

[Slamerella]

We need a poll on if Jim is lolcow or not.

Even if you take into account his recent drama, it seems like a stretch to class him as one but maybe i'm in the minority?

It's less "his" drama and rather "Everyone is trying to deplatform him and get rid of him because they see him as a problem for some reason" when really, people are just taking the internet too seriously. This is Sargon we're talking about. A guy who went crazy and went a 180 on his line of reasoning. Jim pointed out hypocrites and suddenly they're out to get him for the things he says that the people he's been covering, well, do.

 

[toothless_banana]

Look, obviously Metokur-guy is a lolcow. He continually refuses to dox himself, laughs-off suggestions of getting into a luche libre match set up by a trailer park injun, and doesn't have the balls to punch a bearded teletubby with an exaggerated accent. Those are all part of the basic cow-checklist, and it's not like YouTube Academics, or a group that prides themselves on rationalism would voluntarily set themselves on fire to get at someone whose sole purpose online seems to be enjoying watching the world burn.

 

[Eryngium]

Lol the irony of calling Jim a pedo is that he always flips his shit when a child is involved (pedopoop bate, Bathtub boy, the bulbipedo owner, etc)

Either way the bigger shitshow the better , additionally Metokur seems more resilient than most drama spergs so we probably don’t have to worry about him pulling a spoony anytime soon.

 

[Slamerella]

Lol the irony of calling Jim a pedo is that he always flips his shit when a child is involved (pedopoop bate, Bathtub boy, the bulbipedo owner, etc)

Either way the bigger shitshow the better , additionally Metokur seems more resilient than most drama spergs so we probably don’t have to worry about him pulling a spoony anytime soon.

When he covered the bathboy guy, and he did the follow up with him finding out he's a teacher's aid for younger kids, I never heard a man more angry. While I'm sure any sane person SHOULD and WILL hate pedophilia, it seems it's rather personal with him. I'd hate to hear that pedophilia has something to do with his life, but it's not him being the pedophile.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

While I understand the sentiment echoed out by some people here that Metokur probably should have called off his stream to look even better than he did (especially since Carl SD'd himself in a more spectacular way than anyone could imagine), I'd understand it more if his opponent didn't throw out the worst possible type of slander against him—accusing him of pedophilia with nothing, really, to go by. I really don't blame Jim for choosing to respond—it'd be another thing if Soygoy the Stepfather just tried and failed to get his dox out like many of his other adversaries have done in the past, but what this half-nigger (self-described, mind you) did was essentially claim that he's really JimWario. Realistically speaking, wouldn't you want to step in to defend yourself if something like that happened to you?

Besides, for what it's worth Jim could have been much, much harder on Carlito than he actually was. If you've seen his old multi-parter on the Transformers community...

Spoiler: Killer bees galore

...you already know that Jimbo hates it when accusations of pedophilia without any evidence are just thrown about. And now that he was on the receiving end of it himself, one would expect him to chimp out about it—again, anyone would have that same reaction. But nope, he just mocked Sarg'n of Assmad's fat faggot ass in the usual dry, sarcastic way we've come to expect out of him while still cracking jokes about it, and that was all she wrote.

I think the one thing Metokur absolutely has to his advantage is the fact that most, if not all, of the enemies he's made over the years have never exactly been the brightest lampposts on the highway. People in places like the Skepdick community (ShortFatOtaku, the Soyfather, etc., etc.) and even people on the right like Baked Alaska have tried to remove his anonymity either by trying to coax him into it ("SHOW UR FACE") or by trying to dox him themselves, and they've all flat-out fucking failed. Sargon in particular, the most recent case, fell so flat on his fat fucking face that even his pet Romanian gypsy couldn't save him. The closest anyone has ever gotten to taking him down in recent memory was when a mystery person flagged his YouTube channel down until /ourgnome/ Keemstar happened to catch wind of it by chance and brought it back up after just three hours (and all of this shit happened in the middle of the night, so not too many people were there when it happened). And it's because of their stupidity that Jim almost always looks better than them by default. He's no saint, but whether he is one or not it doesn't matter—it could come out one day that he's secretly a furry who yiffs to Sonic the Hedgehog and My Little Pony Rule 34, and he'd still look better than the dumb degenerates trying to lead some autistic Illuminati to take him down because they're that fucking re.tarded. And that's especially the case here, when, once again (and I cannot stress this enough), Carl basically called him a pedophile but was too chickenshit to actually say it.

Regarding the poll in this thread, I will say that it took a long time for many of us to be convinced of the lolcow status of a lot of Skepdicks (Sarg'n of Assmad, Matt Mundane, even Trout and Tears to a lesser extent). I guess you could say we were all...skeptical. *rimshot* But anywho, it took a while for these guys to go full lolcow because aside from being GrizzlyGustavo supporters (which I suppose makes you a lolcow by default), there wasn't much, as far as we knew, to make them stand out from the rest of the cows we cover here. They did have some cowish tendencies, but at their core, their worst crime at the time was just making stupid, smug, and boring YouTube videos bitching about MUH FEMINISM and MUH WAGE GAP and the icky ess jay dubyasz. It wasn't until the Quartzer Pounder was exposed flagging people that hurt his feelings and lying about it on stream for an hour in front of seven other people and 2,500+ viewers that he was firmly established as a lolcow. It wasn't until Mr. MUHACKADEMICKS had all his drama (his shitty Discord server being leaked, being unable to take criticism, making an autistic chick cry) continue for months that he was confirmed as a cow in the eyes of many a Kiwi. And it wasn't until Sarg'n of Assmad pulled his little stunt that he'd go past the point of no return and permanently earn his lolcow label.

So what does all this shit have to do with Jimbo? Well, right now his biggest crime is making shitty videos on YouTube. Is he a drama whore? Yes. But is he a lolcow? Honestly, while he might be headed in that direction, he's not there quite yet. It seems to me like he needs to have a massive fuck-up—potentially much bigger than the aforementioned three fuck-ups combined—to fully become a lolcow. Maybe he could come out and say something like "Ross dindu nuffin" or something to that effect, I don't fucking know. Now, that potential fuck-up could happen either tomorrow or a year or two from now, but until it happens it is perfectly possible for him to turn around (and that's assuming he even needs to turn around in the first place). He's not there just yet, but he could fuck up in a way that speeds up his journey of becoming a lolcow at an exponential pace. But hey, that's just a theory.

A GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY(me) THEORY. Thanks for watching!

And hey, if one day we were to officially label Jim as a lolcow, so be it. Doesn't change the fact that he's put out years and years of funny fucking shit covering a surprisingly diverse array of topics. More so than any of the Skepdicks could, anyway.

 

[Slamerella]

Jim will only be a lolcow if he either

• Gets doxed, we find shit about him he wants no one to unearth
• Actually ends up doing some heinous shit and becomes a very pretentious anything really like Sargon or Matt have
• Tries becoming some kind of skeptic or conspiracy nut and be extremely bat shit insane.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

This is the first time I've ever listened to anything with Soygon in it and holy shit I don't think I've ever heard such concentrated smug before.

"This is the least important thing I'm doing today." "Unlike Jim, I'm doing important things!" "I influence politicians!"

I can't even fathom how little self-awareness you'd have to have to drone on like that for a hour and never realize how up your own ass you sound.

 

[Snake of Diamond]

He's a good source to find prime autism of all shapes and sizes.

 

[HG 400]

"This is the least important thing I'm doing today." "Unlike Jim, I'm doing important things!" "I influence politicians!"

It's especially funny that he was so proud about 'dealing with pan-european politics' when you think about how nobody there gave a shit what he had to say, Article 13 passed nearly unamended, and Meecham outright stated that all the MEP's didn't really know or care what they were voting on because they get all their information packaged by their assistants and couldn't give half a fuck that a couple of neckbeards from the internet wanted to talk about freeing their memes. All he did was put on an ill-fitting suit and shortsleeves and get ignored by everyone. Meanwhile, his stream against Jim is going to have actual consequences ; it's costing him a fair chunk of his audience and he's going to be mocked relentlessly for the foreseeable future, which will probably spark off bigger and better reactions as his oversized ego gets hurt worse and worse.

Unless he did something like change his cable provider or renew his car insurance recently, getting mad online and calling an internet shitflinger a pedophile was the most important thing he's done in months.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

Sooner or later jim will get doxed and nobody will give a shit at all

 

[heathercho]

Considering a lot of people's idea of lolcow is either anyone they disagree with or a political/media figure these days, it's almost like the term is losing meaning.

I mean, if Jim was as easily provoked as Sargon I could understand - core cow behaviour being that. But laughing at someone who's acting like a dick isn't anything. Infact if you DON'T mock them and you just passively do nothing and "rise above it", I don't know, that's probably more repulsive.

People who regurgitate memes as part of their everyday speak - like inserting thot, roastie, wahmen, nigga, jews and kek into everyday conversations or comments to prove their edgeyness, are cringey dimwits who can't argue like an adult. If Jim was doing that devoid of any actual witty banter, then sure, he'd be a complete tard. It seems people just get salty that their online/irl banter is only composed of buzzwords and not actual observations like Metokur's is.

 

[HG 400]

Considering a lot of people's idea of lolcow is either anyone they disagree with or a political/media figure these days, it's almost like the term is losing meaning.

Yeah, I've disliked this for a long time. Too many people seem to think a lolcow is anybody on the internet who makes content they dislike or disagree with. Unless their views are so incredibly unique and outlandish you could expect a regular person to laugh out loud at them, I feel that there needs to be an established track record of regular humiliating personal gaffes and failures, or a laughably obvious discrepancy between their persona and their reality.

I still think Sargon wasn't a lolcow when he first got his thread. He was just a boring droning fuck who cared too much about SJWs. He only became a lolcow to me when his carefully constructed persona as a smug intellectual philosopher-king was shattered by getting himself absolutely shitwrecked in debate with a semi-retarded nazi clown. Since then he's done plenty to entrench that status, and putting on his big-boy suit to call Jim an illness-faking pedophile is just the latest and biggest.

As for Jim, well, he's online and creates content that some people disagree with and dislike. If he suffers a series of abject public humiliations or his personal details get revealed to show he's a mild-mannered church deacon who sued somebody over ethnic slurs, then he'd absolutely be a lolcow. I just have no idea why people seem to think that's ever going to happen besides wishful thinking.