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Hello Sargon, is this part of your 20-year Machiavellian plan to take power?
Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight
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I think Jim should agree to the fight, but he gets to wear a disguise and if he loses Tonka and Sargon can unmask him luchadore style.
And then he sends Ruffio the Superchad in white zentai hood, 4/5 star hat, head phones, and full Nintendo Labo Robot gear.
Of course it'd never get that far, Sargon doesn't have the conviction of former The_Donald mod and Cat Girl lover War of the Fanboys and actually show. Even if Jim fully doxed himself, and revealed that he was a fraile, emaciated barely functional corpse, with a permanent chemo shunt, Sargon would still weasel out like a bitch.
And then he sends Ruffio the Superchad in white zentai hood, 4/5 star hat, head phones, and full Nintendo Labo Robot gear.
Of course it'd never get that far, Sargon doesn't have the conviction of former The_Donald mod and Cat Girl lover War of the Fanboys and actually show. Even if Jim fully doxed himself, and revealed that he was a fraile, emaciated barely functional corpse, with a permanent chemo shunt, Sargon would still weasel out like a bitch.
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I've always been a fan of Jim and generally thought Sargon was an okay guy. The more I follow this though the more I realize that Sargon is not really all that sharp. Some of his antics border on madness in fact.
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No he should insist that Sargon wears his suit and that the fight takes place in an Applebee's.
And then just stay at home.
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He obsessed over trump so much he forgot trump is the exception instead of the rule.
He somehow thinks that makes him cool because "lol so inappropriate for a normie boring politican amirite? i'm not like this old boring boomer frauds, I'm young and hip and cool and not an optics cuck and into the internets"
You can bet your ass he envisions himself as a trump 2.0, britain's prime minister, sitting with legs resting on the desk retweeting pepe memes on twitter from the office wearing a kekistan tie in press conferences.
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This, this fucking phrase really showed how he doesn't understand politics outside the internet.
"I'll talk to the people WITHOUT the media", well, guess fucking what, the average potential UKIP voter still doesn't want to talk to a guy who is publically known for calling Nazis "white niggers", i.e. the most egotistically racist way one could use the word "nigger".
I've heard there's already doubts about him in the UKIP leadership, and honestly, I'm just waiting for him to get kicked out. Godfrey Bloom got fired from the party for less.
No, you little retard, there's no such thing as an "optics cuck". There's people who know what optics to go for to reach change, and there's people who know how to breach optics to push the envelope.
Farage is the former.
Dankula is the latter.
You're neither. You're a cancer on the British right. You'll cause more damage to your supposed movement than the BNP and Combat 18 ever could have.
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You expect a bunch of Americans to make jokes about a British guy that are only culturally relevant to another British guy. Yes, I see now, we should definitely tailor memes to target an audience 1/5 the size of our own. That is absolute genius.
I was having a lot of fun with the suit meme until i realized he was wearing a short sleeve shirt under it. The the short sleeve black shirt and the pants really does make him look like the assistant manager at an Applebees. One that's closing next week.
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I said something along those lines elsewhere too, it's pretty amazing how the guy with the septum piercing, the lip piercing, the communist tattoos, the viking beard and the stretched earlobes with disks understands more about optics and is better at them than the posh wannabe intellectual isn't it?
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IMO the TL;DR video was very telling of just how far up his own ass sargon is. It starts out with sargon making some comment about about how glad he is to have the opportunity to have a "real argument" instead of people making fun of his suit (even though he started the suit drama) and ends with "you are a shallow cowardly pussy who's driven by his own ego and is projecting that on to me because you're jealous cuz no one watches your channel because you're boring as fuck deal with it." (exact quote) Real intellectual argument there thats not just shit flinging.
He also unironically says "I mean when I get an interview with Donald Trump in the White House are you gonna be like 'well I mean anyone can get an interview with Donald Trump' are you gonna do that? Because you're acting like this isn't gonna happen." (exact quote, emphasis mine)
He also goes on tangents about how he never ever gets jealous over other people's success, because thats somehow relevant even though TL;DR didn't call him jealous of others. Even when he's throwing out ad hominems he can't help but toot hist own horn first.
I guess you can add "I know you are but what am I" to this list:
He also unironically says "I mean when I get an interview with Donald Trump in the White House are you gonna be like 'well I mean anyone can get an interview with Donald Trump' are you gonna do that? Because you're acting like this isn't gonna happen." (exact quote, emphasis mine)
He also goes on tangents about how he never ever gets jealous over other people's success, because thats somehow relevant even though TL;DR didn't call him jealous of others. Even when he's throwing out ad hominems he can't help but toot hist own horn first.
I guess you can add "I know you are but what am I" to this list:
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I legitimately lost my shit when he said that, I was laughing so loudly I had to check to make sure I didn't wake anyone up.
At first I thought he said it ironically because nobody is that retarded to say that and mean it, but now in retrospect, looking back on how he said "I have more important things to do" at the end of his orignal stream, yet had to the time to somehow watch and superchat Jim's stream, as well as write, film and edit a reply to tl; dr's comment, it seems he was genuinely that assmad about the whole thing.
How many times has sargon given a shitty excuse that he immediately invalidated? After the spencer stream he said "It's late, I gotta go to bed" and had an hour long wound licking session with his buddies.
Now he said "I got more important things to do", yet watched jim's stream, superchated it, filmed a reply to tl; dr and uploaded it.
I like how he always keeps giving the excuse "oh I'm so busy". The real question is, does he actually believe that he is busy, or is he that self unaware?
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Technically more, since Nando's is multiple countries. Started in South Africa, by white niggers.
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I love how SFO seems really into the idea of Sargon duking it out with Jim. Meanwhile, when he had the opportunity to bring Jim on a stream, he kept making excuses to avoid it and eventually confessed that it was a mistake to invite Jim in the first place. Looks like he needs the stepfather to fight his battles for him.
For all the shit talk he and Scrump Monkey do on their channel, it doesn't surprise me that he avoids confrontaton. Like Jim said, he truly is a simpering little cunt.
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It's on his Hal/Brightsidebob channel, he started archiving all the streams there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuZFKSh6ueY&t=54s
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Sargon's new video on the BBC interview:
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That was indeed a weird episode. I didn't expect Sargon to land a slam dunk on Jim (I don't think anyone did), but neither did I expect him to fuck up this much. When it comes to his (potentially inappropriate) relationship with children and if I really had to take a wild stab in the dark I would, based from that I've seen so far, speculate Jim to be a manchild who prefers to interact with kids and teenagers (and other internet fuckups) since his peers and most adults probably consider him to be a very boring and vapid person IRL. That theory may or may not be very well substantiated, but personally I think that this is less of a fantastical claim than the theories about Jimbo grooming kids to be his personal troll army to him being a fucking Disney villain. Seriously Sargon, WTF man...
In the end Jim is just another internet nobody and a random faggot like the rest of us, which to an impartial third party observer makes it even more bizarre why Sargon would decide to make such an ass out of himself because of some faceless rando, especially when considering Sargon's political aspirations. Given the current state of the EU and the painfully slow pace of Brexit one would expect Carl the suit wearing (!) UKIP politician to have his priorities somewhere else than petty Twitter vendettas.
I can understand Sargon's bitterness about the debate he had with Spencer way back then. I too would be booty bothered if I was publicly humiliated by Richard Spencer, a guy who makes Milo Yiannopoulos look like Charles Bronson.
Speaking of Richard "Get in the Van for the White Man" Spencer, both the alt-right and Sargon's delusions of grandeur are yet another reminder that what works on the internet isn't necessarily applicable in real life.
In the end Jim is just another internet nobody and a random faggot like the rest of us, which to an impartial third party observer makes it even more bizarre why Sargon would decide to make such an ass out of himself because of some faceless rando, especially when considering Sargon's political aspirations. Given the current state of the EU and the painfully slow pace of Brexit one would expect Carl the suit wearing (!) UKIP politician to have his priorities somewhere else than petty Twitter vendettas.
I can understand Sargon's bitterness about the debate he had with Spencer way back then. I too would be booty bothered if I was publicly humiliated by Richard Spencer, a guy who makes Milo Yiannopoulos look like Charles Bronson.
Speaking of Richard "Get in the Van for the White Man" Spencer, both the alt-right and Sargon's delusions of grandeur are yet another reminder that what works on the internet isn't necessarily applicable in real life.
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The TL;DR response video was painful to watch, but the youtube comments save it.