Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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https://archive.is/JyhXx

So, that is a thing now.
Wonder how long that is gonna stick.

Oh, and Ebara is apparently gone too. Couldn't find it on Orchard's blog, but the E4B posted a reblog about it.

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https://archive.fo/VjYlu
 
I like how "Ebara" was just suddenly so consistently badmouthing Lizzy that nobody fucking heard about it.

Also, this just convinces me that Lizzy was actually not in on the whole Ebara/Moderating incident because I doubt she'd just shut up about someone constantly talking shit about her and it's hard to believe that Jerry actually felt the need to introduce her to "Ebara" or some shit given that Lizzy isn't actually with Jerry most of the time and she's gullible enough to fall for it.
 
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RIP Ebara, July 10, 2018 - September 20, 2018, Page 236 - Page 259 :( :( :( :(

You were a good unfiltered version of Jerry, provided much plausible deniability, and will be dearly missed, especially by him, because now he has to put his thoughts and insults through a filter to avoid looking bad.

Also RIP Jerry's asks. I don't know if he closed them due to "harassment" (that's probably imaginary) or paranoia that people will ask him about Ebara, but I don't think it'll last that long.

But hey, as always, Jerry, we're open to being proven wrong!

Whatever the case may be, we may have less content for a while, or indefinitely.
 
Whatever the case may be, we may have less content for a while, or indefinitely.

As long as he continues to make videos, we'll always have content. It'll just mean we stop being lazy fucks and actually watch and deconstruct them now. (Or at least more of us will.)

Either that or listen to him suck himself off during streams. Those might be worth keeping a closer eye on.
 
As long as he continues to make videos, we'll always have content. It'll just mean we stop being lazy fucks and actually watch and deconstruct them now. (Or at least more of us will.)

Either that or listen to him suck himself off during streams. Those might be worth keeping a closer eye on.
Sure, we'll always have content, but as it has been, a big chunk of the content from Jerry is from his asks. I never said that we'll never have content, just that we'll have less.
 
This is not the doublepost you're looking for.
http://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/post/178219911855/do-you-think-itd-bigoted-for-a-white-person-to
https://archive.fo/cdG7r

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One of Jerry's last few asks, relatively innocuous, but still extremely telling in the fact that he has no fucking clue what he's talking about and does no research whatsoever. Although, to give him the benefit of the doubt, he could be ignorant to it, so I could claim Hanlon's Razor, but let's do this anyway.

Jerry, they're quite literally asking if it's bigoted to cosplay as a black character. Miles is Spider-Man, sure, but they're still two completely different people with completely different costumes and slightly different powers.

Also, the most glaring difference:
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They have different costumes.

So the person was asking if it would be bigoted to dress as the character on the right-hand side, since he's black. Nobody's going to assume someone dressed in that costume is Peter Parker. Except you, apparently, Jerry.

Again, he probably doesn't know the difference. He probably thinks that Miles as a character dresses up in the traditional red and blue. It's innocuous and might seem like I'm making a mountain out of a molehill, but it's still hilarious that someone like him could miss the point about something like this (a black version of a superhero who's original identity is white, something you'd figure he fellates regularly) so badly.
 
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So Jerry copy/pasted the same message about how the next video in his series is going to be delayed. Nothing too interesting to note, except... apparently he got stabbed.

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I have a few ideas of who it could be:
1. Ebara (figuratively or literally)
2. Nobody. It's just a lie for sympathy points.
3. Some person on the streets.
 
Strangely, it makes sense. With as low of an income as he has, it's no wonder that he lives in an area where he's very likely to get stabbed or raped in an alleyway.

inb4 the alt-right did it
 
I'm actually sort of hoping Ebara ends up being real now just so we can go through the usual 'post falling out tumblr/youtube airing of the grievances' that we had with Josh, Britney, Blake, Buttons, Patchwork (whole lotta B names, thinking about it.) If only because I find the thought interesting. I know Ebara is like %80 nothing though, however I do get a good laugh at the fact Lily can't keep a long term friendship with people regardless of their alleged existence.
 
Honestly if the reason given for "Ebara" leaving is she had beef with Lizzy that actually makes it seem more real to me. I've read some of Lizzy's interactions with Jerry and they're kind of "Yikes." Leaving aside the poly and surgery stuff, and her getting snippy about a clearly facetious ask about nudes, there was one post that was asking her "What's the best joke Lily's ever told you?" And the response was "That she's smarter or accomplished more than I have."

That's not exactly the kind of joke you make in a healthy realtionship? The idea of saying anything like that to someone I love, even in complete jest, makes my skin crawl a little. I would not remotely be surprised if Jerry oopsed his way into an extremely unhealthy relationship.
 
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Honestly if the reason given for "Ebara" leaving is she had beef with Lizzy that actually makes it seem more real to me. I've read some of Lizzy's interactions with Jerry and they're kind of "Yikes." Leaving aside the poly and surgery stuff, and her getting snippy about a clearly facetious ask about nudes, there was one post that was asking her "What's the best joke Lily's ever told you?" And the response was "That she's smarter or accomplished more than I have."

That's not exactly the kind of joke you make in a healthy realtionship? The idea of saying anything like that to someone I love, even in complete jest, makes my skin crawl a little. I would not remotely be surprised if Jerry oopsed his way into an extremely unhealthy relationship.

I love the idea of Lizzy and Jerry being so dense that neither of them are aware they're in an unhealthy relationship.
 
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That sounds like she was making a joke tbh.

Mind linking it?

https://witchylizzy97.tumblr.com/po...he-funniest-joke-lily-has-ever-told-you#notes

I mean clearly it's a joke but it's the kind of incredibly mean spirited joke that makes me do kind of a double take. And the kind of joke that when presented in context with everything else raises a few questions about the real nature of the relationship. Obviously Jerry doesn't seem to mind, but then again Jerry thinks the sun shines out her ass.
 
Am I misreading the post? Because Lizzy's answer was...
That she thinks she’s a person anywhere close to my intelligence, accomplishments, charisma or talent.
Unless there's a bizarre loss in translation, I'm fairly certain the joke is that Peet isn't quite as smart nor as charming as Lizzy.
 
It’s Jerry we’re talking about. Comparing your level of charm, wit, intelligence, etc to his isn’t a high bar to set.

But again, it sounds like a joke. More would have to come out for me to believe that this is genuine
 
https://witchylizzy97.tumblr.com/po...he-funniest-joke-lily-has-ever-told-you#notes

I mean clearly it's a joke but it's the kind of incredibly mean spirited joke that makes me do kind of a double take. And the kind of joke that when presented in context with everything else raises a few questions about the real nature of the relationship. Obviously Jerry doesn't seem to mind, but then again Jerry thinks the sun shines out her ass.
This is what was said afterwards:

http://archive.is/tQJXu
https://witchylizzy97.tumblr.com/po...e-get-the-current-time-because-you-just/embed
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Begging to make an extremely degrading joke or begging to degrade him?
 
Jerry's been begging Lizzy to murder him... Jerry nearly got stabbed by someone...

Did Lizzy put a hit on Jerry? Is Lizzy commandeering the trolls behind the scene? Is Lizzy a double agent?

Thunkful reacc only

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Edit: Gotta love when an image works in the preview but not when the actual comment is posted.
 
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