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I wouldn't doubt he has it. I just don't think it made him forget to write numerous checks to a child pornographer to open up a child pornography site, nor do I think he got a grand mal seizure from a Twitter gif.
Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme
I wouldn't doubt he has it. I just don't think it made him forget to write numerous checks to a child pornographer to open up a child pornography site, nor do I think he got a grand mal seizure from a Twitter gif.
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Maybe he has epilep-CP instead.
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He has enough CP already.
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For realsies though, I never realized there was more to this guy until I saw this thread and saw the Metokur vids...I only knew about what Internet Historian covered (which should be more than enough embarrassment for anyone).
It's really wild how this guy was for the longest time considered sane and rational, and even influential! And then he descended into the depths of lolcowdom. It seems quite unique to me.
It's really wild how this guy was for the longest time considered sane and rational, and even influential! And then he descended into the depths of lolcowdom. It seems quite unique to me.
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Just an old interview from a few decades ago I linked months ago. That's the closest we have. I don't think he'd play the epilepsy card for nearly 30 years.
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I have to give Tucker Carlson credit. He completely went out of his gourd after he was humiliated on that show.
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Tucker Carlson gets to join the "Completely Unraveled Another Human Being" hall of fame along with John Numbers.
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Wow, after a month of dedicated trollbusting using sophisticated algorithms and programs, Kurt has managed to (allegedly) find 4 trolls on twitter.
His competence and efficiency never fails to depress.
His competence and efficiency never fails to depress.
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And this is a man who had a movie made from one his books after his investigative reporting.
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Rezzing this thread to inform yall that Eichenwald is now crytweeting about the time he totally got anally raped during an epileptic fit and why this means Kavanaugh shouldnt be confirmed
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1042766368851017728
Lucky rapist probably felt like he was porking a living vibrating fleshlight if eichy was having an epileptic fit at the time.
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1042766368851017728
Lucky rapist probably felt like he was porking a living vibrating fleshlight if eichy was having an epileptic fit at the time.
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I'm actually mildly impressed he managed to combine his fake epileptic seizures with fake rape. That's certainly more creative than any other writing he's ever done.
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Rezzing this thread to inform yall that Eichenwald is now crytweeting about the time he totally got anally raped during an epileptic fit and why this means Kavanaugh shouldnt be confirmed
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1042766368851017728
Lucky rapist probably felt like he was porking a living vibrating fleshlight if eichy was having an epileptic fit at the time.
"Both my wife and son said they knew long before I told" might be the funniest part of all of this. Yeah I can't quite put my finger on it, but dad just seems like a guy who was ass raped.
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What a fucking weird thing to say...."my children knew". Very odd.
"Sure Dad, we always figured you had been taken by force sometime before."
"Sure Dad, we always figured you had been taken by force sometime before."
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I see he wants in on the #MeToo bandwagon, but this is the best he can come up with to fish for sympathy.
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wow... he definitely has been reading too much hentaiRezzing this thread to inform yall that Eichenwald is now crytweeting about the time he totally got anally raped during an epileptic fit and why this means Kavanaugh shouldnt be confirmed
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1042766368851017728
Lucky rapist probably felt like he was porking a living vibrating fleshlight if eichy was having an epileptic fit at the time.
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New rule: anything in a Jake Alley-style autistic tweetstorm is a lie.
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Clearly his kids knew he'd been raped because they understand that some rape victims perpetuate the cycle.
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I've said it before: Kurt is actually a pretty creative. If he was just a little further down on the spectrum, he could make a killing as a fiction writer.