Postmortem Regarding mid-September downtime

[Null]

The DDoS they're employing is apparently 8Gbps or more. It's causing issues for the DC switch at this point. Not sure what can be done about that considering their DDoS mitigation service is $1000/mo and Vordrak is probably paying $25/hr for his attacks.

 

[The Fool]

Great Success! Vodka all around yes? Please let Fancy Bear know if can be of assistings other ways.

OH SHIT IT'S ON NOW

 

[GethN7]

Owners of site jefferybmoontalk[.]com is of causing DDoS against the beloved farms of kiwis yes @NULL ?

Say no more! Fancy Bear show them proper lesson in how you saying 'assload of traffic' proper ruski way.

Great Success! Vodka all around yes? Please let Fancy Bear know if can be of assistings other ways.

Well, they're boned.

There is very good reason you don't mess with bears.

Especially the fancy ones.

 

[Jaimas]

Owners of site jefferybmoontalk[.]com is of causing DDoS against the beloved farms of kiwis yes @NULL ?

Say no more! Fancy Bear show them proper lesson in how you saying 'assload of traffic' proper ruski way.

Great Success! Vodka all around yes? Please let Fancy Bear know if can be of assistings other ways.

The Russian Bear ruined their shit like a barrel full of cheap vodka.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Gosh, they succeeded in preventing people from reading Kiwi Farms for all of a couple of hours or so! Truly, a huge victory for sjws/assmad troons/Sams of various UK varieties!

Literally anything would be a more productive use of their time (and money) than this pathetic attempt to shut down one irreverent website. Watch a film, go out for a few beers, have a wank ffs. I almost feel embarrassed for the idiots responsible.

Leave it to Fancy Bear to give a lesson in real disruption

 

[repentance]

The DDoS they're employing is apparently 8Gbps or more. It's causing issues for the DC switch at this point. Not sure what can be done about that considering their DDoS mitigation service is $1000/mo and Vordrak is probably paying $25/hr for his attacks.

They'll run out of money to pay people sooner or later.

 

[CWCissey]

Seems to be running a tad slow at the mo, but other than that, the wave seems to be over for now, it usually hits around midnight to around 3 in the morning for me, but I did notice the site went down at half 8 yesterday evening, so the prat is varying times of attack now.

 

[KE 521]

Owners of site jefferybmoontalk[.]com is of causing DDoS against the beloved farms of kiwis yes @NULL ?

Say no more! Fancy Bear show them proper lesson in how you saying 'assload of traffic' proper ruski way.

Great Success! Vodka all around yes? Please let Fancy Bear know if can be of assistings other ways.

Fancy bear is my personal hero and I move they be declared the mascot of the beloved farms of kiwi

 

[Splendid]

This site lists the most common User-Agent strings.

Currently it's Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/68.0.3440.106 Safari/537.36 with 18.5% of all occurrences.

Man, modern user agent strings are fucked.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Owners of site jefferybmoontalk[.]com is of causing DDoS against the beloved farms of kiwis yes @NULL ?

Say no more! Fancy Bear show them proper lesson in how you saying 'assload of traffic' proper ruski way.

Great Success! Vodka all around yes? Please let Fancy Bear know if can be of assistings other ways.

Feel like this is the DoS equivalent of Russian Overkill. Can even hear the russian music playin as I see shit scroll for hours.

 

[HG 400]

Owners of site jefferybmoontalk[.]com is of causing DDoS against the beloved farms of kiwis yes @NULL ?

Say no more! Fancy Bear show them proper lesson in how you saying 'assload of traffic' proper ruski way.

Great Success! Vodka all around yes? Please let Fancy Bear know if can be of assistings other ways.

https://archive.fo/4I3iL

 

[DrJonesHat]

Well, they're boned.

There is very good reason you don't mess with bears.

Especially the fancy ones.

I doubt this will be the only lesson Mr. Bear has to mete out. It took Skylar Ittner a couple of reamings by the Bear before he shut up and slunk off.

 

[BeanBidan]

Explains why I couldn't get on for 2 days. LEAVE US ALONE LEX

 

[repentance]

I doubt this will be the only lesson Mr. Bear has to mete out. It took Skylar Ittner a couple of reamings by the Bear before he shut up and slunk off.

Remember when weev started posting and some people refused to believe it was *the* weev? I think these idiots are in the same kind of denial about our favourite bear.

 

[Splendid]

So if it is Vordrak, then why is he just doing this now? What's changed?

 

[AnOminous]

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Samuel Collingwood Smith was really quick to react to all this. Almost like he was prepared for it for some reason.

 

[Splendid]

We shouldn't tunnel vision on Vordrak, there are many possible culprits.

 

[repentance]

So if it is Vordrak, then why is he just doing this now? What's changed?

He's never stopped plotting and he never will. It just takes him a while between skirmishes to build a new autistic army.

 

[Splendid]

The thing is, if you're pissed off at KF and you're going to hack it, you've got to remember that Vordrak is the perfect fall guy. Just let him know you're going to do some shit on a certain day at a certain time and not to mention it before then. He's capable of following basic instructions for at least a short period of time, so you just do your shit then disappear and let his dumb ass take the blame when everyone figures that his inevitable blog post is proof that he's the guy behind it all.

 

[HG 400]

The thing is, if you're pissed off at KF and you're going to hack it, you've got to remember that Vordrak is the perfect fall guy. Just let him know you're going to do some shit on a certain day at a certain time and not to mention it before then. He's capable of following basic instructions for at least a short period of time, so you just do your shit then disappear and let his dumb ass take the blame when everyone figures that his inevitable blog post is proof that he's the guy behind it all.

Except Donny Long is already the fall guy. Vordrak set up a new candicelynnpotter.com style website where he and Eddie Dzial are attempting to imitate Donny Long so he'll get blamed, but Vordrak is a fucking idiot and still can't convincingly imitate people online or change his written voice.