Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Wafflehaus]

Come the fuck on, touching a cat with a rock is not some reason to endlessly keen and sperg. This is the equivalent of "someone who owns a cat ate chicken in the house and the cat could have been in the same room and gotten a bone and DIED they're gonna kill it!!!!"

These are selenite wands. The cat'll be fine. Talk about something interesting.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

 

[MaoBigDong]

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I honestly feel like this last one would look like some cryptic message to the average onlooker. All of these terms she's pretty much made up herself, and they don't mean anything. Most people have random sexual thoughts about the hot cashier at the supermarket, Steph, that doesn't make you special or different, it just makes you a human. Amazing how she can go from demisexual, a pretty fake sexual orientation IMHO, to these weird sexualities that she's made up in her head which NOBODY has the slightest idea about. Chances are if you tell someone that you're demisexual they'll be curious and might have even heard of it, but propeestsexual?? I can barely even pronounce that let alone think of all the "special" conditions it entails.

It's like each sexuality she creates is the equivalent of a deviantart OC... She just makes them up for fun for any facet of her personality which most normal people experience. There will never be a such thing as propeestsexual pride because it's something that everyone experiences no matter your sexual preference. You can't make an identity for something that happens to most people, eventually it would just boil down to coining a term for being sexually attracted to visually pleasing humans some of the time...

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Come the fuck on, touching a cat with a rock is not some reason to endlessly keen and sperg. This is the equivalent of "someone who owns a cat ate chicken in the house and the cat could have been in the same room and gotten a bone and DIED they're gonna kill it!!!!"

These are selenite wands. The cat'll be fine. Talk about something interesting.

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My workplace sells selenite wands. They are in a basket. Maybe one person per week touches them, but just from the stress of being put in the basket, there are tons of shards covering the bottom of the basket. If I handle one, bits get all over my hand. I'd be hesitant to wave one over my cat, let alone start rubbing it against her.

I don't think that Buddy will instantly die or get a skin infection from her rubbing one over his fur, but it certainly can't be good for him. If he were to rub his face against it, as cats are wont to do, he would possibly get bits in his nose or his mouth. And that is not good.

 

[Wafflehaus]

It's a fucking cat. It's gonna get as much or more potential "damage" digging around in whatever cheap cat litter they give it. A flaky rock is not a reason to clutch your pearls over some shelter stray coming into contact with it. Did I get lost and end up at r/histrionicgrandmas

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

It's a fucking cat. It's gonna get as much or more potential "damage" digging around in whatever cheap cat litter they give it. A flaky rock is not a reason to clutch your pearls over some shelter stray coming into contact with it. Did I get lost and end up at r/histrionicgrandmas

Seriously people are acting like the sky is falling over this dumb wand. It's funny but c'mon, we all know that cat is going to be sacrificed to satan long before some dumb rock rubbing gives it Ebola or whatever other dumb thing people are saying is going to happen.

 

[Bunny at Law]

Seriously people are acting like the sky is falling over this dumb wand. It's funny but c'mon, we all know that cat is going to be sacrificed to satan long before some dumb rock rubbing gives it Ebola or whatever other dumb thing people are saying is going to happen.

I think it's a combo of less Staph content + her ability to make the worst choices at every turn. Pretending to be agender, aromantic, and asexual on tumblr is one level of exceptional, but then she goes and reminds us that it all goes so, so much deeper than that. I think her parents will make sure that anything actually dangerous "gets lost," but Staph is a perfect example for why stupid children aren't given full responsibility of pets, unmonitored internet, or purchasing power. She just happens to also be 30.

 

[Lady of the House]

Why does she pretend that hybristophilia is some part of her special snowflake identity? She does realize the amount of semi-normal women in the 70s who flocked to Ted Bundy's trial, right? It wasn't like she needed to be sexy gothick gril for Ramirez, he literally married a dumpy middle aged woman for sugar mommy points, who was basically Steph but with some responsibility.

 

[MaoBigDong]

Why does she pretend that hybristophilia is some part of her special snowflake identity? She does realize the amount of semi-normal women in the 70s who flocked to Ted Bundy's trial, right? It wasn't like she needed to be sexy gothick gril for Ramirez, he literally married a dumpy middle aged woman for sugar mommy points, who was basically Steph but with some responsibility.

Never really understood this myself either. Being interested in serial killers or mass murderers in a sexual way isn't exactly uncommon. Some women are just attracted to that power dynamic and weird kinky shit, but where it gets to be too much is making an entire sexual identity around fucking their ghosts. Not to say that being attracted to killers is in any way normal, but at least most of those people keep their mouth shut about it and don't act like their ghosts are REAL people that they're dating. Steph has proven that EVERYTHING can be taken too far. She's every extreme all at once, and it makes her look absolutely INSANE. It's like she took every little SJW post on tumblr, cultivated it into one personality, and took it to the extreme.

I feel like if you made an artificial intelligence that only saw tumblr SJW "shitposting" Steph is what it would turn into.

 

[redcent]

Why does she pretend that hybristophilia is some part of her special snowflake identity? She does realize the amount of semi-normal women in the 70s who flocked to Ted Bundy's trial, right? It wasn't like she needed to be sexy gothick gril for Ramirez, he literally married a dumpy middle aged woman for sugar mommy points, who was basically Steph but with some responsibility.

I reckon it's the other way around, she wants to be an edgy Goth so she started drooling over serial killer ghosts to be more edgy. She admitted before she gets some kick out of creeping people out then cries when people complain and treat her like the monster she has tried so hard to be to scare people.

Everything she does is all an effort to be edgy down to eating raspberries and watching a movie. Imagine living like that though... What would her day to day life be like?

Does the need to be edgy and something that upsets daddy haunt every waking moment and every decision? Is it like an OCD that hides some fear or insecurity she needs to deal with other than by doodling sigils on cat food?

 

[MaoBigDong]

I reckon it's the interest around, she wants to be an edgy Goth so she started drooling over serial killer ghosts to be more edgy. She admitted before she gets some kick out of creeping people out then cries when people complain and treat her like the monster she has tried so hard to be to scare people.

Everything she does is all an effort to be edgy down to eating raspberries and watching a movie. Imagine living like that though... What would her day to day life be like?

Does the need to be edgy and something that upsets daddy haunt every waking moment and every decision? Is it like an OCD that hides some fear or insecurity she needs to deal with other than by doodling digits on cat food?

Usually that decision to either "fit in" or to "not conform" fades out after your teenage years when your parents tell you to get out of their house and get a job. Her desire to not conform could be in correlation with the fact that her parents haven't really tried to make her do anything, they just let her sit on her ass on tumblr all day.

Spoiler: extreme powerlevel

I know for me personally if my dad didn't make me get out of the damn house and get a job as a teenager you bet your ass I would have sat in my room, not gotten my license, and played video games all day every day until the day he did.

It's learned helplessness. She has everything she could ever want, so why should she want to do anything different? They allow her to be a brat by letting her live as a teenager in the body of a 30 year old woman. It's no wonder she's trying to be so edgy, she's just a weird confused teenager on the inside.

 

[White bubblegum]

Why does she pretend that hybristophilia is some part of her special snowflake identity? She does realize the amount of semi-normal women in the 70s who flocked to Ted Bundy's trial, right? It wasn't like she needed to be sexy gothick gril for Ramirez, he literally married a dumpy middle aged woman for sugar mommy points, who was basically Steph but with some responsibility.

She also treats it like a legit sexual orientation that should be respected. Its a fetish. If you're into some fucked up version of BDSM that doesn't mean you have to cream yourself over north korean concentration camps or the turpin house of horrors. Not in public anyways, much less expecting people to accept your gross fetish.

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Maybe you wouldn't have had a hard time in college if you'd had actually focused on school intead of vegetating at home/in class thinking about genders.

 

[Meowthkip]

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Anybody else consistently misread "aegosexual" as "ahegaosexual?"

 

[Dolce & Gabbana]

I feel like if you made an artificial intelligence that only saw tumblr SJW "shitposting" Steph is what it would turn into.

This is exactly why I love her so much. She's incredible. I would absolutely think that she was made up as some kind of artistic parody, even credit it with being incredibly well-conceived, but no. She's here, she's real. It can only be divine providence. Stephanie is proof that God is real and a genius comedian.

 

[Pizza Steve]

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It seems like hir whole dash is nothing but cats and Ramirez today.

Spoiler: Sidenote

Are we gonna talk about the fact that some's little sister resembles a man?

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Mogai discourse? In 2018? Also the large majority of intersex people have stated that they don't consider themselves lgbt+ based on being intersex. It's a medical condition not a orientation. Sappy wouldn't know because shi's faking hirs.

It’s infuriating as fuck that people who are clearly not Intersex claim to be Intersex. Pauly Unstoppable claimed to be Intersex as well. I don’t blame them for trying to step away from the LGBT community when this shit happens.

 

[Kikomi]

How can she be so deluded as to think that anybody would ever find THIS sexy?

She looks like a giant amorphous blob that exclusively shops for clothes at WalMart.

homegirl is so fat and so bad at selfie angles that she straight up gave herself an extra chromosome here. christ.

 

[Tigerwatch]

It’s infuriating as fuck that people who are clearly not Intersex claim to be Intersex. Pauly Unstoppable claimed to be Intersex as well. I don’t blame them for trying to step away from the LGBT community when this shit happens.

People who are intersex face different problems from LGBT people anyways. The only real overlap is from people who are intersex and transgender because of how often doctors will flip a coin to determine if they call a kid a boy or a girl so of course they'll get it wrong plenty of times.

I'm not exactly sure how not having a vagina counts as being intersex anyways. She only has female genitals, just not all the parts she's supposed to have.

 

[sarcasticslipandslide]

I'm not exactly sure how not having a vagina counts as being intersex anyways. She only has female genitals, just not all the parts she's supposed to have.

I think she stopped claiming to be intersex after she discovered she did indeed have a vagina hidden under all of those rolls of fat, only to start saying it was "covered in hymen" instead. All we know for sure is that she was, at one point, sacrificing period blood to Lilith which completely contradicts her claims. Does she really need a sex ed lesson at 30yo?

 

[Bunny at Law]

I think she stopped claiming to be intersex after she discovered she did indeed have a vagina hidden under all of those rolls of fat, only to start saying it was "covered in hymen" instead. All we know for sure is that she was, at one point, sacrificing period blood to Lilith which completely contradicts her claims. Does she really need a sex ed lesson at 30yo?

Yes.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Spoiler: Fresh Hot Steamy Dump

None of her identities remotely make sense.

Sorry Steph, posting nudes that no one wanted to see does not make you a sex worker. You have to actually, you know, work. And no one's hiring you.

On radblr (TERF Tumblr), some leftoids recently coined the term FART (Feminist Appropriating Reactionary Transphobia) to describe TERFs. The TERFs have been laughing at how juvenile their opposition is, but it's no surprise when their opposition hasn't matured past middle school.